WANKER OF THE WEEK
HERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO PISS ME AND MY FRIENDS OFF AND GENERALLY MAKE LIFE MORE UNPLEASANT THAN IT SHOULD BE I BELIEVE THESE PEOPLE SHOULD BE SHOWN NAMED AND SHAMED ENJOY !!!!!!!

Luke the new "Ents manager" at the university of teeside.
Reason for being a wanker
Generally a snotty twat with about as much music knowledge as a dead cow with a rake up its arse. Just jumping into john brownlies shoes admittedly that guy was bad but this guy takes the biscuit also hes very ignorant and naieve cant think of a better word which sums him up in 1.

Grigor John
Reason for being a wanker
Being about as interesting a lecturer as a plank of wood with a hole in it. Kicking off at me and my mate james spittle (see friends) for not wanting to do his bag of wank food lab on a time undesireable to ourselfs and having the nerve to threaten us with taking our Esf funding away nice try hulk. And for being as organised as a famine.
Geoff Walker
Reason for being a wanker
As if statistics isnt hard enough without some 50ish chemical engineer turned food scientist teaching it and not having a general clue about anything besides recorders and model trainsets . We can use a computer program that takes about 30 minutes to do an assignment but he tells us to do it the old way that takes 3 hours and does not fucking work as his instructions are wrong cheers!!!!!!!
click here to see just how wank this guy is

Dr Amara Jayaweera
Reason for being a wanker
This guy is unbelievable , he fails assignments for spelling mistakes when the assignments are chemistry based !!! its not an english degree!!!!!!! he is a scrawny skeletor effort with a office at 150 degrees centigrade and he is a general arsehole



WANKER TRIO : Dr Jayaweera , Dr Steve Connoly and Dr Zulf Ali
Reason for being a wanker
The reason for these 3 being wankers of the week is because they all displayed a credible level of wankerness on the same day and here is the reason. Starting with Dr Jayaweera , i had to hand in a piece of work which i did which he said he would mark. He didnt mark it he fucked off on his retirement to sri lanka. Zulf Ali in turn says i failed the piece of work even though Jayaweera hasnt given him anything !!!!!! wankers !!!! Steve connoly exibited a level of wankness straight after when i smelt of mercaptan (the chemical hed ordered for his bag of fucking wank lab experiment) he said i needed to bath in bleach !! or else i would stink the 9th floor out he then had the fucking nerve to say i should work in the fume cupboard at all times !!! what do you think i was fucking doing !!! wafting the fucker around aimlessly !!! you fuck wit twat !!!
"Its a perfect day watch some bastard spoil it!"