DEDICATION TO THE FUNNIEST MAN ON THE PLANET "MARK "CHUBBY BROWN" WILLIS"

snap taken last week with chubb and Rob Hanson
ABOUT MARK

I first met Mark at university in 1997 he came in looking flustered and sat down next to me, i looked at him and kept thinking he looked like somone then it clicked he looked the spitting image of Roy Chubby Brown!!!! of which everyone agreed he likes the name and has adopted it as his own. We got talking and me and him are good mates.The thing about Chubb is he is very funny but he does it all naturally i dont even think he realises he is being funny until people burst into spontaneous laughter at him. Some people feel sorry for him and others think hes a fool but me personally i think hes the funniest man alive and hes a good mate and his good lady Elaine who suffers the same chemistry tortures as i do.I lived with him and Elaine and my mate Spittle (see friends) in the second year and we had a wail of a time most of his comments come from this period.Anyway ill shut up and share with you the classic comments that Chubb has come out with over time enjoy!!

CHUBB CLASSICS!!

Chubb walks down the stairs about 12am hes been in all night not had a drink comes through the living room and magically slips on the kitchen floor which isnt slippy he goes arse over tit comes crashing to the floor a few minutes pass and he says "i wish id have pissed in the bottle"
when told this joke by a mate of ours called Matty did you hear about the dyslexic man he walked into a bra! everyone laughs but chubb who looks blank and confused for 5 minutes then says he doesnt get it we explain and he still doesnt get it and eventually just goes im knacked dont confuse me.
when the song by Tony christie and the all seeing i song walk like a panther was in the music charts Chubb comes in and goes "ive just heard that new song i really like it im gonna buy it i love walk like a pelican"
Elaine Chubbs girlfriend asked him to go and get her some sanitary towels from the bathroom Chubb comes down and says "has anyone seen laines pantry towels!!!!!!
Somone we know called buffalo came round our house shes a right stuck up snob and we had a few bags of rubbish in the kitchen that were due to be taken out the following night she says youll get rats if you dont get them out Chubb looking scared seriously goes"where are they going to come from and get in ? will they knock on the door?
last year we were burgled its 2am in the morning we all get back in the front room is all trashed the windows bust open there is a big bag on the floor with my stereo in it Chubb comes in and looks and says "ooooh is Nick here ?" one of our mates Chubb doesnt pose himself the question how did Nick get in ? what would he be doing with spittles bag and Jays stereo? then reality hits and Chubb goes ooooooh no weve been burgled!!!!! i had to laugh
Chubb when in conversation in the pub after a few pints comes out with lads you know when your with your girlfriend you know before you go to bed do you do a sexy dance for her ? everyone immediately bursts into laughter !! realising what chubbs on about hes been reading womans own and the section how to turn your man on !!!!!!
Chubb was washing some potatoes in the sink wearing his traditional attire of heineken t shirt and curtain shorts hed left the tap running and been speaking to us he then looks at the floor and sees a big puddle confused by this he goes ooooh big puddle on the floor then he goes ooooooooh its running down me leg !!!!!! not realising that the sink was over flowing!!!
Chubb had been having a few problems with brewers droop even when he hadnt been drinking.We decided to play a joke on him an Italian wannabee gave us some poloma an italian wheat based dish bloody awful i recommend you stay well away anyhows back to the point we came in and says to chubb weve got this stuff its got magical viagra tendencys he looks at us and says most sincerely "really?" oooh can i have some ? so i goes and makes some in the kitchen i gave it to him he eat a few mouthfuls and goes its awful we burst into laughter and to this day he still thinks it was better than viagra !!!!!!!
heres a little taster for you of Chubb as i remember more and more occur i will post them hope you enjoyed em : )

Can i have a fag Spittle ? hway spittle

Just for chubb heres an Oasis Page link

OASIS