You know you have read too much JTHM when...


1. You have knifes hiddin in your clothes
2. You feel the word Wacky is revolting
3. You watch after a little kid, whom the parents hate or ingore
4. You change your shirt at least 7 times a day
5. You Don't sleep
6. You complain when the Gas station ran out of Cherry Brain Freezes
7. You threaten the Gas Station
8. Some one calls you a name and you kill them(or at least hurt REAL bad)
9. THEY make you do it
10. you want some one to switch you off, or Fix you
11. Mr. Samsa lives again.... *sigh* *kills*
12. Surveys are Fun
13. Assholes sould be tortured and killed.... slowly
14. you just might be insane
15. You wish you didn't try to kill her/him cause now she/he won't talk to you
16. you asign your voices to objects
17. You make a JTHM Site
18. You make a JTHM wallpaper(s)
19. You buy a JTHM Shirt
20. You make a JTHM shirt
21. You make a JTHM plushe
22. You draw JTHM
23. there is a someone who follows/likes you whom you hate
24. you paint a wall blood red (with blood is a bonus)
25. you call your self by the last 3 letters of your name, EX: Johnny - Nny

so... if you sayed, "wow.. i REALY do" to more than 15 of these your insane... mmm...yep...