GUNDAM NUSERY RHYMES
by JENNY

 

GEORGY PORGY

Sexy Zechsy hairspray and combs,
Seduced the G-boys in their homes.
Then when Trieze came ever to stay,
Sexy Zechsy couldn't play.

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE

Hey diddle, diddle, Heero in the middle
And Duo jumped Quatre and Zechs.
The girls all fainted, when they saw the tapes,
and poor Treize doesn't get any sex.

LITTLE MISS MUFFETT

Little Chang Wuffet sat on a tuffet
Eating his curds and whey.
Along came a spider, right up to the fighter,
And scared Chang Wuffet away.

 

POP GOES THE WEASEL

All around the big, wide world,
Relena chases Heero.
Relena says that she loves him,
"Hn..." is his answer.



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