Welcome to the flat itself. It is believed that the flat is alive. In all probability it is, but it lacks any moveable parts, the ability to reproduce and the need for nutrients. Even in light of this information, it is still firmly believed that the flat is not only alive but sentient. However this is only the opinion of Steve who keeps walking into things, especially doorframes.

    This is a birds eye view of that flat. Well it would be if it didn't have a roof. As it is, it's shown here without the aforementioned roof to make it more interesting.

#1a: The Den, the heart of the Flat, a place to lie unconscious or even mercilessly kick the crap out of your mates in the fictional word frequently created when the Playstation 2 is on.
    b: The Kitchen, an attachment to the Den, marked out by a suspicious white line.
    c: The Playstation 2. nuff said
#2: Steve's Room. Your average bedroom, except when Steve's involved nothing is EVER average. The items under his bed are under constant Surveillance by the FBI, SAS, the MAFIA and a number of other secretive organizations. There are also believed to be several new strains of bacteria and at least one as yet undiscovered sock-eating-mutant creature. He keeps a mini bar in the corner for emergencies and early morning pick-me-ups
#2b: The mini bar. Comprising of a half a door on some breeze blocks with a dozen or so beer cans on top, this in Steve's mind makes a mini bar. The poster above is a rare misprint, one of only 100 in the world. Apart from the PS2, it is Steve's most prized possession
#3: Wil's Room. No bed just a PC, an internet connection, a chair, a Stereo and a dresser he found in a back lane skip (which he has never opened)
#4: The Landing. Steps lead down to a portal which leads to a scary realm known simply as "outside"
? : The Bathroom. For safety reasons we just don't discuss this ever.
 
 

Steve's Room - Messy	The Mini bar - Nice
Wil's Room - Unusual	The Den - Groovy

Doesn't it all look cheap?