TF: "Wonderful, now it's time for that mixed tag-match between Ghost with Resurrection Mary and The Creep with Medusa. Now this is all stemming from events that happened at Death Bowl II as you'll see....

[Screen changes showing the clip of Medusa smacking Mary in the back of the head with a foreign object.]

"...see right there Medusa hits Mary with a foreign object to get Ghost to break the hold he had on The Creep. Now after the match when Mary wakes up..."

[screen changes to show the clip of Medusa and Mary going at it, scratching, clawing, tearing off clothing, pulling out hair.]

"...these two get vicious and finally Ghost had to pull Mary off of Medusa. So now we have a mixed tag match to settle this little skirmish."

BJ: "Now remember in a mixed-tag match women face women and men face men. So when one team tags out the other team must also switch partners. Well let's get to it then."

Lance White: "The following mixed-tag match up is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first ["Seek and Destroy" by Metallica fires up on the speakers sending the fans into a chorus of boos] making their way to the ring. The team of THE CREEP and MEDUSA! [The Creep and Medusa step out onto the stage giving the bird to the crowd. A "she's a slut" cheer starts up through the crowd. Medusa and Creep step into the ring and The Creep is giving Medusa a few last minute pointers.] And their opponents [even before the music hits the cheers are almost deafening. The lights go out plunging us into darkness as slowly a small girls voice begins to recite Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven"] making their way to the ring. They are the team of THE GHOST FROM NOWHERE and RESURECTION MARY! [The cheers are deafening as lightning crackles on the Fire-tron. The two shadowy images appear at the entranceway. Their arms shoot into the air as the lights return with a crash and "One" by Metallica kicks in. They walk hand in hand to the ring. Ghost removes his trench coat and together the two slide into the ring coming eye to eye with their opponents respectively.]

TF: "The four contenders are standing nose to nose and not a person is blinking. Whoa, Ghost makes the first move jabbing The Creep in the gut and following it up with a big ax-handle chop to the back of the head sending him crashing to the mat. Medusa tries to run but Mary grabs her by the hair and yanks her down to the mat then drops an elbow into her chest."

BJ: "Careful, it might pop!"

TF: "Heh heh. Now Mary slides outside the ring so it looks like the boys will start up this match. Ghost picks up Creep and drops him with a big gut-buster. The Ghost bounces off the ropes and catches the standing Creep with a big ax kick. The Ghost pulls The Creep back to his feet. The Ghost now with a whip of The Creep into the turnbuckle. The Ghost is going to charge, but no, he tags in Mary! Mary is in and the cheers are near deafening. Medusa crawls into the ring reluctantly. Mary charges Medusa and grabs her by the hair throwing her to the ground."

BJ: "Where's Medusa's talk now? All I see is a scarred little girl. Medusa tries to get to her feet, but can barely stand before Mary charges and takes her down with a Lou Thesz press followed by a series of vicious slaps to the face. Mary is taking no prisoners as she backs into the ropes and charges again hitting Medusa with a big dropkick. Medusa staggers back into her corner and manages to get the tag into The Creep."

TF: "Mary looks disappointed. The Ghost is in now. The Creep charges Ghost, but Ghost drops him with a toehold. The Creep bashes his face in the turnbuckle. The Ghost whips The Creep into the turnbuckle. Wait, he's bringing Mary in. The Ghost whips Mary into the turnbuckle after The Creep. Mary springs and lands a big elbow on the top of Creeps head. The Ghost now charges in and smashes the Creep in the corner. The Creep is really taking some punishment."

BJ: "It ain't over. Ghost now picks up the Creep and puts him on the top rope. It's a superplex right into the center of the ring. The Ghost now grabbing The Creep by the leg, and applying a half-Boston crab. That's a great submission move, but The Creep is making every effort he knows to get to the ropes. Medusa comes in and hits The Ghost, but it doesn't even affect him. Mary comes in and grabs Medusa by her cat suit and tosses her into the ropes and OH MY! The top of Medusa's cat suit just came off. Medusa is trying to cover up with her arms and the men in the house are cheering."

TF: "Of course they are stupid. Medusa is hurrying to the back, but she's still got a match that she's a part of. The Creep is stranded in the center of the ring with The Ghost holding a half-Boston on. Wait, now Ghost switches to the Ghost Buster. The Creep doesn't have a snowball chance in Hell here folks. He taps out. He taps out. The referee calls for the bell."

Lance White: "Here are your winners, The Ghost from Nowhere an Resurrection Mary!"

TF: "That was a truly spectacular match, but that's all the time we've got for you tonight guys. We'll see you next week. Until then ACWO fans."