Scully: How much have you had to drink?
Frohike: Do you recycle?
The Blessing Way
Scully: I can't take you anywhere.
Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose
Scully: There are hits and there are misses, and then there are misses.
Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose
Scully: From a dry skin sample, you're concluding, what, that he's some kind of fat-sucking vampire?
2Shy
Scully: Mulder, this is even hokier than the one they aired on the Fox Network.
Nisei
Scully: So, you're saying that this is man-made.
Pendrell: What else would it be?
Nisei
Scully: Mulder, don't get on the train.
731
Scully: Did you know the inventor of the flush toilet was named Thomas Crapper?
War of the Coprophages
Scully: Her name is Bambi?
War of the Coprophages
Scully: Does anybody know what the hell is going on here?!
War of the Coprophages
Scully: Alright. Alright, listen up! I'm Agent Dana Scully from the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I am assuring you that you are not in any danger. Everything is going to be okay, as long as you calm down and start acting rationally. Now where the hell are those road maps?!
War of the Coprophages
Scully: Now where the hell are those road maps?!
War of the Coprophages
Scully: Lemme guess. Bambi.
War of the Coprophages
Scully: Sure. Fine. Whatever.
Syzygy
Scully: Shut up, Mulder.
Syzygy
Scully: Are we talking Kung Fu movies, Mulder?
Pusher
Scully: Well, of course, he didn't actually say "bleeped". He said-
Jose Chung's "From Outer Space"
Scully: You never saw this. This didn't happen. You tell anyone, you're a dead man.
Jose Chung's "From Outer Space"
The Stupendous Yappi: Is this actual footage of an alien autopsy or simply a well-made hoax?
::sounds of rewinding::
Jose Chung: So, this is footage of the actual autopsy you performed?
Scully: It's so embarassing.
Jose Chung's "From Outer Space"
Scully: That was Detective Manners. He said they just found your bleeping UFO.
Jose Chung's "From Outer Space"
