Title: Teacher Applications
Author: Miaka Maxwell-Yuy
Archive: Yes, mine!
Rating: G
Categories: Humor, OOC (all of them), AU,
Pairings: none
Disclaimer: I don’t own Gundam wing. I have no money. Not
making money off of this. Don’t sue. Please.
Warnings: Do not ask me what I was on while writing this. I
don’t know what I was on. -_-;; Also I have no beta reader
any misspellings are my own fault.
Spoilers: None that I can think of.
Notes: Hmmm… Lessee um, well, This is done in dialogue
format kinda -_-;;;;
Feedback: Yes please! Mail to deathangel862000@yahoo.com
Application Number One: Heero Yuy
Interviewer: (a female with a cheerful voice) Name please.
Heero: (in his usual monotone voice) Heero Yuy
Interviewer: Age?
Heero: Eighteen
Interviewer: Why would you like this job?
Heero: I would like to teach here at The Art of Self-detonating High School. I would like to because I have a LOT of experience self-detonating. Also I can teach the kids how to become the perfect soldier. Finally I can tech them how to ward off stalkers like the Queen of the world, also how to get braided bakas off their back.
Interviewer: ^_^;;
Application Number Two: Duo Maxwell
Interviewer: ( a male with a monotone voice ) Name?
Duo: (in his usual cheerful beach-boy voice) Duo. Duo Maxwell. I’m also known as Shinigami.
Interviewer: ::sweatdrop::
Duo: Did you say something?
Interviewer: Nope. Moving on. Age?
Duo: Eighteen years old.
Interviewer: Why would you like this job?
Duo: I would like the job of teaching at The L2 School for Orphans. I would like to teach here because I can help them. I can show them someone does in fact care about them. I myself was an orphan, so I know how it feels to feel like no one cares for you.
Application Number Three: Trowa Barton
Interviewer: (a female with a monotone voice) Name?
Trowa: (in his usual stoic voice) Nanashi 1.
Interviewer: (slightly annoyed) Name?
Trowa: :: sighs :: If you need something to call me. Call me Trowa. Trowa Barton.
Interviewer: :: sighs :: Age?
Trowa: Eighteen.
Interviewer: Why are you applying for this job?
Trowa: I am applying to teach at the Making the Clown Collage because I think I would do well here. I have a lot of experience dealing with animals and knife throwers. I can do great acrobatics and can balance well at high places like on a clothesline in between two buildings. I can teach these things to the students.
Application number Four: Quatre Winner
Interviewer: (a male with a cheerful voice) Name please.
Quatre: Quatre Rebubre Winner
Interviewer: Age?
Quatre: I’m eighteen.
Interviewer: Why would you like this job?
Quatre: I believe I would be a wonderful addition to the staff of the Institute of Wonderful Tea Serving. I believe that because I can serve and make scrumptious tea. I am also a wonderful host. I can teach the people here at the Institution how to do these things. Then again if I get too excited I tend to GO ZERO SYSTEM AND START TO KILL. DEATH TO ALL WHO CROSS ME. :: manic laughter here ::. That doesn’t happen often tough. Anyway please hire me.
Interviewer: :: sweatdrops::
Application Number Five: Chang Wufei
Interviewer: (a male with a monotone voice) Name?
Wufei: Chang Wufei. I prefer to be called Wufei.
Interviewer: Age?
Wufei: Eighteen.
Interviewer: Why would you like this job?
Wufei: I would the job of Master Teacher here at Billy Banks Tae-Bo Palace 2 because I am strong. Wait no I am weak. I should not fight. NATAKU WAIT FOR ME!!
TBC
1. Nanashi= No Name in Japanese
2. My sister made the name up. Billy Banks is the creator of
Tae-Bo.
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