review by kerr morrow

the desription: This game is a...wait you're typing this, it's going to sound like crap. You're typing that, because I want you to. God this game looks great, like the shading and stuff. Okay, so Spider-Man movie game, this game is a fairly accurate representation of the movie, with several other Spider-Man villains included, which takes this game beyond the movie. The voice, um, the voices for Spider-Man and the Green Goblin were provided by the actors, Tobey Maguire and Willem Dafoe from the movie, which...yeah I know, I sort of know. I don't do reviews.

the gameplay: Um, the gameplay is...the gameplay is...(several deep breaths)...the gameplay is...is as entertaining, as it is fascinating to watch...? Ow, is this boil too red looking?

the challenge: Um, the game lacked any unique challenge. Uh, that's cool eh? Watch the lightning it just happens for a second. Watch you dummy, watch. Wasn't that neat? Um, I don't know. I don't know, it was good challenging, you know. It wasn't bad challenging. Uh, don't put that on. (In a funny voice) I don't want you to.

the review: Overall this is an excellent game that anyone, um, with, that anyone, that everyone should, that both fans of video games and the comic books would both enjoy. **** out of *****. Uh, no, don't put that interview on.

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