Q: Why are you bothering to write this?
A: Why shouldn't I?
Q: Well, no one's really asked you anything about it.
A: The way I see it, that's an optimum scenario. THe idea is to stop people from ever having to ask questions in the first place.
Q: Isn't that like Communism?
A: Shut up.
Q: Alright, so what do you want to tell me?
A: Uh... um, I dunno. You got any questions?
Q: You're really bad at this.
A: Shut up. That wasn't even a question.
Q: Alright. Why did you write this thing in the first place?
A: I was bored. Trust me, it didn't seem like such a bad idea at the time.
Q: Were you drunk?
A: No. And I wasn't smoking anything either. My body is a temple.
Q: A really ugly temple that never exercises.
A: Hey, let's just leave insults out of this!
Q: Fine. You do realize that you're basically having an argument with yourself, right?
A: No one has ever questioned my insanity.
Q: Shouldn't that be sanity? Oh, yeah, I get it. Hah hah.
A: Amazing, folks. I'm even slow to pick up on my own jokes.
Q: Hey, I don't recognize character X. Who is s/he?
A: I took all my characters from pretty popular animes. So far I have Gundam Wing, Tenchi Muyo, and Escaflowne characters in the main Universe, and the two other Universes are Dragonball and Evangelion. Slayers and Cowboy Bebop will probably make guest appearences in Saga 3, and Lain might just work itself into Saga 4, but the main cast is pretty much assembled now. Digimon will play a fairly significant role in Saga 4, and Pokemon will probably be fit in somewhere. I have too many good jokes to let it slide forever. There might be other guest appearences, but don't count on it.
Q: Holy crap, you already have four sagas already?
A: Yes, and Saga 4 will be the last one. I plan ahead a lot. Of course, the specifics still have to be worked out, but the general plot outlines are done.
Q: Hey, I happen to like Digimon/Pokemon. Will I be offended?
A: Probably. Either that or you'll actually like it. Depends if you have a sense of humor.
Q: Dude, that's harsh.
A: Dealing with angry Moonies has jaded me. Of course, I did bring a lot of that down on myself.
Q: Your spelling sucks.
A: Deal with it.
Q: Your grammar sucks.
A: Deal with it.
Q: Your writing sucks.
A: Don't you have anything that's not a criticizm?
Q: You spelled "criticism" wrong.
A: Shut up!
Q: What's with the Death stuff?
A: Originally, I borrowed a lot from Terry Pratchett's Discworld, but I decided to add in some others to make it interesting.
Q: Yeah, but why'd you pick those particular characters?
A: I picked Tenchi because he's slightly bumbling and doesn't tend to think things through, plus he's surrounded by girls. Misato got Dragonball because I think whoever thought up Buu gets drunk a hell of a lot, and Misato is pretty scatterbrained too. She also doesn't care for rules like keeping people dead. Oh, and Dilandou got Evangelion because he's completely nuts, and likes to kill things. It makes some sense, right?
Q: I guess. You said that Deaths hate to appear in their character in front of mortals, but Dilandou did just that, didn't he?
A: Yes. That was on purpose, He's a total nut, remember? I figured it fit his character.
Q: You misspelled a lot of their names, especially Keyonne.
A: YES, DAMNIT YES! It was on purpose. I wanted to try and indicate that they were only copies of the real characters, but I couldn't think of enough creative ways to misspell stuff like Ryoko that didn't look idiotic. So yeah, it's pretty selective.
Q: Event/Statement X doesn't make sense.
A: It's probably not supposed to. I have a lot of stupid forshadowing going on. Don't worry, it'll all make sense by the end.
Q: Are you going to make a sequel?
A: WHAT? This project has been one of my biggest mistakes! It sucks up huge ammounts of time! Do you really think I'd make a sequel?
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Alright, maybe. I'm playing around with ideas.