Last night I was dreaming
Dreamed about the H-Bomb
Well the bomb it went off and I looked around
I was the only man left on the ground

Thirteen women and only one man in town
There were thirteen women and only man in town
Well as funny as it may be
The only livin' man in town was me
There were thirteen women and only one man in town

I had two gals every morning
Seein' that I was well fed
And believe you me, one sweetened my tea
While another one buttered my bread

Two gals gave me my money
And two gals made me my clothes
And another sweet thing bought me a diamond ring
About 40 karats I suppose

Thirteen women and only one man in town
There was thirteen women and only man in town
Well it's something I can't forget
'Cause I think of those thirteen women yet
There were thirteen women and only one man in town

I had three gals doin' the Mambo
Three gals ballin' the jack
And all of those gals really did their best
They were all a lively pack

I thought I was in Heaven
And all of these angels were mine
But the alarm went off and I hit the ground
'Cause I had to get to work on time

Thirteen women and only one man in town
There was thirteen women and only man in town
Well I can't tell you where I've been
'Cause I'm thinkin' that I might go back again
To the thirteen women and only one man in town

Cruel Spell

I walked in and she was waitin'
It was late and I was drunk
She said "It's quarter to ten. Where have you been?
You better hava a good excuse for me"

I said "I hate the police department
'Cause that's where I spent the night
First I hit a bar and smashed my car
And I ended up in a fight"

She slapped a cruel spell of love on me, baby
A cruel spell of love on me, Jack
She slapped a cruel spell of love on me, baby
She wore the black night gown for me

She slapped a cruel spell of love on me, baby
A cruel spell of love on me, Jack
She slapped a cruel spell of love on me, baby
She made a deal with the devil for me

King of Swing

When you feel your bones a shakin'
And your temperature is risin
And the groove begins to move you
It's the King of Swing....

When you see those fires burnin'
And your fever is a risin'
And the drums begin a poundin'
It's the King of Swing...

Beggar's Blues

Ain't got no money to get a shave
Ain't got no time to get a job
I drink my whisky; I drink my wine
I left my worries far behind

I'm feelin' hungry; I'm feelin' broke
If you could spare one, I could surely use a smoke
I got no history; I got no past
If you don't help me, don't think I'll last

I got to get more time
To drink a bit more wine
I've got the perfect crime
Brother can you spare a dime?

You see me standin' on your street
My hands are open; I got nothin' there to eat
I drink my whiskey; I drink my wine
I want the band to play when I die

Machine Gun

He's got a pinstripe suit and a black fedora.
He's got a jail tattoo, from his long-lost brother
He's got jet-black hair, just like his mother
He's got a shotgun fuse, don't you pull his trigger

Broke from jail without a gun
Public enemy number one
Killed a man on the run
On the lam, with his friends
Headed straight back to jail
Nowhere else for him to go daddy-o, daddy-o

He's gonna make his mark at a Vegas hotel
He rolls snake-eyes, Jack
He's gonna make his money

He's headin' west, on a killin' spree Down in L.A., you know the killin's free

(He was born on the 4th of July. When he spoke to you, Man, he stared you straight in the eye. He's the kind of man, when he walked into the room, you would feel it.The kind of man, when he walked in the room, it sounded like this)

He got a hundred years, and the electric chair
His final words were, "I don't care"

Fire (Sung by the lovely & talented Dirk Shumaker)