Society
for Levy's A
bused People
S. L. A. P.
It is a little known fact that Josh likes to assault fans. He slapped my friend Meisje on the face and hit me on the shoulder. Even fellow Voodoo Brother, Andy has fallen victim to Josh's abuse. In light of this violence, we decided to form a support group/club for victims of Josh beatings.
To become a member, all you have to do is be slapped, beaten, hit, whacked, smacked, elbowed, kicked, karate chopped, or punched by Mr. Levy. (It doesn't count if you throw yourself at him while yelling "HIT ME! HIT ME!")
When you become a member, you will receive the following:
-Free medical care for cuts and/or bruises.
-A free Josh action figure (with backhand slap motion).
-24-hour access to the S. L. A. P. support hotline: 1 (800) 555 - SLAP
Stories:
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Direct Abuse Beaten at the Beaumont - Chelle Slapped at the Supper Club - Meisje |
Indirect Abuse (ie. fainting when in the presence of Mr. Levy and hurting oneself during the fall) Beth's Story Witch's Story |
If you have been slapped by Josh, let me know & I'll add your story.
Disclaimer: S.L.A.P. is all meant in fun. It is in no way meant as an insult to Mr. Levy. He is a really sweet guy and would not purposely hurt someone (so don't throw yourself at him yelling "HIT ME!"). I'm sure Josh has a good sense of humor and wouldn't mind (We love you, Josh! Really!). However, If I do find out that he is offended, I will remove this page.