Hi, I'm ... Kiri and I'm a ... I'm a ... I'm a Pageoholic. *sniffle*
It started with one innocent page. My page. Then ... then I was up to two pages. Then ... *sniffle* ... then I lost control. *grips microphone tighter*
I had to have a wrestling page, a science fiction page and ... and ... to help people with their pages. *sniffle* Yes, I'm a pusher. I am pushing others into developing an addiction. *sniffle ... sob*
I'm so ashamed. *sob* I'm a ... a ... webpage pusher! *breaks down in big, sloppy tears smearing her mascara*
