LaziEDave
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Dave was booted from the Lazies for being an excellent drummer
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**David Norton**
LaziEDave, who goes undercover by the name of David Crandall Norton III, is the drum player for The Daisies--i mean Lazies. He also attempts to play the bongo, but he stinks at both. He enjoys such distasteful bands as HUM, the Deftones, Grateful Dead, and Phish. Dave also enjoys cruisin around in his shitbox.
Nobody likes him because he has a big giant head.
A reward of $0.25 will be given to the first person to kill him.
Reasons Why LaziEDave Stinks:
You hate the Lazies, especially Dave------------You can't stand the Lazies--------------The Lazies must die-------------You will kill all the Lazies, starting with Dave---------------You will destroy all that Dave holds dear!---------------Did you kill the Lazies yet?----------------Why are you still sitting there reading this?------------------Did you at least kill LaziEDave---------------You should be out hunting down the Lazies and burning thier houses!---------------GET MOVING ALREADY---------------(sigh)C'mon, go already!---------------------Aw forget it, you suck!
He eats WAAAAY too much pasta with sauce
He has a head that eclipses the sun
He smells like Caca Soup
He currently owns 3 brain cells
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