LaziECarlo

**Gian Romagnoli**

LaziECarlo, who goes undercover by the name of Giancarlo Romagnoli, is the guitar player for the Crazies--i mean Lazies. He also attempts to sing the songs, but he stinks at both. He enjoys such distasteful bands as Nerf Herder, HUM, and Dinosaur Jr, and Blood Hound Gang. He is also the creator of the ever-so-boring Lazies Homepage. Nobody likes him because he's dumb.

A reward of $1.00 will be given to the first person to kill him.





You hate the Lazies, especially Gian------------You can't stand the Lazies--------------The Lazies must die-------------You will kill all the Lazies, starting with Gian---------------You will destroy all that Gian holds dear!---------------Did you kill the Lazies yet?----------------Why are you still sitting there reading this?------------------Did you at least kill LaziECarlo---------------You should be out hunting down the Lazies and burning thier houses!---------------GET MOVING ALREADY---------------(sigh)C'mon, go already!---------------------Aw forget it, you suck!

Reasons Why LaziECarlo Stinks:

  • He uses WAAAAY too much Ketchup
  • He has a dumb new hat
  • He can only play one guitar at a time, rather than one of those guitars that's like two guitars
  • He never argues about anything




  • Everything you need to know about Gian so you can send a bomb to his house/college



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