LaziEKeviL

**Kevin J. Finnerty**

LaziEKevil, who goes undercover by the name of Kevin Joseph "Fatboy" Finnerty, is the bass player for The Panzies--i mean Lazies. He also attempts to write some of the songs, but he stinks at both. He enjoys such distasteful bands as Nerf Herder, Reel Big Fish, The Ventures, and Snoopy Doggy Dog featuring Dr. Dre. He is deeply in love with Coca-Cola and Star Wars. Nobody likes him because he's fat.

A reward of $0.50 will be given to the first person to kill him.




You hate the Lazies, especially KeviL------------You can't stand the Lazies--------------The Lazies must die-------------You will kill all the Lazies starting with KeviL---------------You will destroy all that Kevin holds dear!---------------Did you kill the Lazies yet?----------------Did you at least kill KeviL!?---------------Why are you still sitting there reading this?------------------You should be out hunting down KeviL and burning his house!---------------GET MOVING ALREADY---------------(sigh)C'mon, go already!---------------------Aw forget it, you suck!

Reasons Why LaziEKeviL Stinks:
  • He uses WAAAAY too much salad dressing on his chicken
  • He has more light sabers than he does toes
  • He is a chubby chunky butterball butt
  • He pisses more times a day than he has hairs on his head
  • He drinks so much Coke that Pepsi has proclaimed him Public Enemy #1
  • He bought so many Star Wars action figures that George Lucas had enough money to produce an Episode 7


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    101 Ways To Kill KeviL
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