Some people don't give up very easily....

THE STUPIDITY NEVER ENDS!

You know, it amazes me some of the people you will meet on MSN chats. Below you will find a conversation between me and some dumb 13-year old girl, who, after talking to me for all of 5 minutes, decides that she "loves" me. Then she asked me for cybersex. You can see what follows.

Note: I have changed her screen name. Originally it was one of those ridiculously long screen names full of characters that most programs other than MSN don't even recognize. So I changed it for the purposes of making this conversation easier to read. Besides, my new name for her fits her better.

dumbslut says:

do u cyber

Dave says:

if i'm in the mood

dumbslut says:

r u in the mood

dumbslut says:

r u

Dave says:

dumbslut says:

oh too bad because i took off my bra

Dave says:

congratulations

dumbslut says:

plz cyber u sexy man

dumbslut says:

plz

dumbslut says:

plz

Dave says:

can you convince me to?

Dumbslut says:

like how

Dave says:

use your imagination

dumbslut says:

hey secy come and get me

Dave says:

secy?

Dave says:

sorry, bad spelling is a turn-off

dumbslut says:

sexy

Dave says:

where are you?

Dumbslut says:

in bed

Dave says:

which bed?

Dumbslut says:

my bed

Dave says:

oh okay

Dave says:

is it a bunk bed?

Dumbslut says:

why do u like hem better

Dave says:

sometimes. my ex-girlfriend had a bunk bed. but we never really used the top bunk, if you know what i mean

dumbslut says:

i'm on the top bunk

Dave says:

oh okay

Dave says:

*gets in the bottom bunk*

dumbslut says:

i wish u were here in the bed wit m

dumbslut says:

Dave says:

whens your birthday?

Dumbslut says:

november 16

Dave says:

ohh thats pretty far away

dumbslut says:

why

Dave says:

i was gonna suggest wishing on your candles as you blow them out

Dave says:

that is, if you can blow well enough

dumbslut says:

oh down low

Dave says:

huh?

Dumbslut says:

kiss down low

dumbslut says:

on me

Dave says:

down low?

Dave says:

thats very vague

dumbslut says:

what

Dave says:

sorry, I meant ambiguous

dumbslut says:

my pussie

Dave says:

remember what I said about the bad spelling?

Dave says:

there it is again

Dave says:

and I'm sure you know how to spell pussy properly

dumbslut says:

sorry i'm thinking about u not the spelling

Dave says:

they should be one in the same

dumbslut says:

what

Dave says:

I told you, one of my turn-ons is proper spelling

Dumbslut says:

dumbslut says:

brb k sexy wait for me

Dave says:

i can't promise that

dumbslut says:

Dave says:

because i don't know how long you'll be gone

Dave says:

if i get tired i'm going to bed

dumbslut says:

i will go to bed with u when i get back

Dave says:

yeah, but i'd be asleep

Dave says:

and I'm a heavy sleeper

dumbslut says:

no u won't i'll get u up some how just wait 1 sec k

dumbslut says:

hunnie

Dave says:

you mean "honey" or "hunny"?

dumbslut says:

hunny

Dave says:

because either variation is acceptable, but "hunnie" is not a word

dumbslut says:

brb

dumbslut says:

i'm back

Dave says:

that was fast

dumbslut says:

told u

Dave says:

you're lucky, i almost fell asleep

dumbslut says:

so where r u

Dave says:

on the bottom bunk of your bunk bed, remember?

Dumbslut says:

oh yah i'm pulling down ur pants

dumbslut says:

now its ur turn

Dave says:

wait, hang on

Dave says:

i gotta take a shit

dumbslut says:

Dave says:

talk about bad timing, eh?

Dumbslut says:

yah

Dave says:

okay, sorry about that

Dave says:

my bowels weren’t feeling too good

dumbslut says:

r they good now

Dave says:

not really

Dave says:

kinda sore

dumbslut says:

but is ur dick

Dave says:

what about it?

Dumbslut says:

is it ready to have sex with me

Dave says:

...you realize i just finished peeing with it, right?

Dumbslut says:

lets wait for a bit

Dave says:

good call

dumbslut says:

i have to go soon

Dave says:

what, you got the runs too?

Dave says:

gee, i hope i'm not contagious or anything

dumbslut says:

i have to to bed son

dumbslut says:

*soon

Dave says:

oh alright

Dave says:

have fun!

Dumbslut says:

what not yet

dumbslut says:

soon in 10mins

Dave says:

you shoulda been more specific

dumbslut says:

so me and u have time to do it

Dave says:

like i said, I just finished peeing with this dick....

dumbslut says:

so i can't wait get over here u sexy guy

Dave says:

over where?

Dumbslut says:

on me

Dave says:

yeah, but where are you?

Dumbslut says:

on the bottom bunk

Dave says:

i thought you were on the top bunk?

Dumbslut says:

oh sorry i am

Dave says:

well which is it?

Dumbslut says:

the top and so r u

Dave says:

no, i'm on the bottom bunk

Dave says:

i never moved

dumbslut says:

than get u here

Dave says:

except to go to the bathroom

Dave says:

you mean *then

dumbslut says:

yah

Dave says:

and even still, your sentence is grammatically incorrect

dumbslut says:

so what just get u here

Dave says:

but i'm afraid of heights

dumbslut says:

than all come down get ready for some fun

Dave says:

all?

Dave says:

did you bring your friends too?

Dumbslut says:

no i will come down

Dave says:

you'll have to jump though

Dave says:

the ladder is broken

dumbslut says:

i don't care

dumbslut says:

r u ready

Dave says:

alright, well be careful, its a hardwood floor

dumbslut says:

so what catch me

Dave says:

but I'm underneath the top bunk

dumbslut says:

but have ur pants down

Dave says:

unless you can defy the laws of gravity, i wont be able to catch you

dumbslut says:

than stand u

dumbslut says:

stand up

Dave says:

i can't, there's no room under here. i'll hit my head on the bottom of the top bunk above me

dumbslut says:

get off the bed and stand up

Dave says:

oh alright

Dave says:

*gets up off the bed and stands up*

dumbslut says:

Dave says:

hurry up. i'm getting tired here

Dave says:

all this standing

dumbslut says:

ready to catch me

Dave says:

yeah

dumbslut says:

r ur pants down

Dave says:

OOH! a nickel! *gets distracted and picks up the nickel off the floor*

Dumbslut says:

r ur pants down

Dave says:

not anymore

Dave says:

i pulled them up after i came out of the washroom

dumbslut says:

but them down cause i'm in ur arms and i'm going to push u on the bed

Dave says:

i seriously doubt you'd be able to do that

Dave says:

i'm much bigger than you

dumbslut says:

so than put me down softly and lay down

Dave says:

alright, i will

dumbslut says:

did u

Dave says:

did i what?

Dumbslut says:

put me down softly

Dave says:

no, you're still on the top bunk. you haven't jumped yet

dumbslut says:

i'm getting tired here

Dave says:

i know how you feel

Dave says:

maybe you should lie down and get some rest

dumbslut says:

what will u be on tomorow

Dave says:

i don't know

dumbslut says:

r u going to bed

Dave says:

probably not

dumbslut says:

why not

Dave says:

because i'm not tired yet

dumbslut says:

i thought u were

Dave says:

you must have been imagining things

dumbslut says:

plz be online tommorow

Dave says:

i can't promise that

Dave says:

i might be dead tomorrow

dumbslut says:

don't tell anyone about this k

dumbslut says:

promise me

Dave says:

okay, i won’t