The Pit Juice Drinker
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, here we have the FOURTH installment on Dave's conversations with idiots. I'm sitting at my computer minding my own business when someone I've never heard of sends me a message. Here's what ensues.
winnifred says:
hi
Dave says:
hi
Dave says:
whos this?
winnifred says:
winniefred
Dave says:
okay....
winnifred says:
who have a gf
Dave says:
what?
winnifred says:
who have a gf
Dave says:
speak english please
winnifred says:
you have a girl friend
Dave says:
yes
winnifred says:
who
Dave says:
why does it matter to you?
winnifred says:
i like you though
Dave says:
okay
Dave says:
i have no idea who you are
winnifred says:
asl?
Dave says:
if you want to know, look at my profile
winnifred says:
14/f/ny
Dave says:
thats great
Dave says:
once again, who are you and why are you messaging me?
winnifred says:
dumb ass
Dave says:
you're a dumbass?
winnifred says:
pit juice drinker
Dave says:
what?
winnifred says:
pit juice dinker
Dave says:
is that supposed to be insulting in some way?
winnifred says:
dricker
Dave says:
what the flying FUCK is a pit juice drinker?
winnifred says:
you drink pit juice
Dave says:
okay....
Dave says:
once again, is that supposed to be an insult?
winnifred says:
no
Dave says:
and what the hell is pit juice?
winnifred says:
your arm pits
Dave says:
...
Dave says:
alright, you're retarded
Dave says:
stop bothering me
winnifred says:
no your a horse fucker
Dave says:
well that actually makes sense, since i DID fuck your mom
Dave says:
go home little girl and stop wasting my time
winnifred says:
no
winnifred says:
no
winnifred says:
hello
Dave says:
what do you want?
winnifred says:
i want to talk to you
Dave says:
well i don't want to talk to you
winnifred says:
yes you are
Dave says:
...
Dave says:
go home
winnifred says:
make me
Dave says:
I'll say this one more time
Dave says:
*cocks shotgun*
Dave says:
get the FUCK off my porch!