The Pit Juice Drinker

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, here we have the FOURTH installment on Dave's conversations with idiots. I'm sitting at my computer minding my own business when someone I've never heard of sends me a message. Here's what ensues.

 

 

winnifred says:

hi

Dave says:

hi

Dave says:

whos this?

winnifred says:

winniefred

Dave says:

okay....

winnifred says:

who have a gf

Dave says:

what?

winnifred says:

who have a gf

Dave says:

speak english please

winnifred says:

you have a girl friend

Dave says:

yes

winnifred says:

who

Dave says:

why does it matter to you?

winnifred says:

i like you though

Dave says:

okay

Dave says:

i have no idea who you are

winnifred says:

asl?

Dave says:

if you want to know, look at my profile

winnifred says:

14/f/ny

Dave says:

thats great

Dave says:

once again, who are you and why are you messaging me?

winnifred says:

dumb ass

Dave says:

you're a dumbass?

winnifred says:

pit juice drinker

Dave says:

what?

winnifred says:

pit juice dinker

Dave says:

is that supposed to be insulting in some way?

winnifred says:

dricker

Dave says:

what the flying FUCK is a pit juice drinker?

winnifred says:

you drink pit juice

Dave says:

okay....

Dave says:

once again, is that supposed to be an insult?

winnifred says:

no

Dave says:

and what the hell is pit juice?

winnifred says:

your arm pits

Dave says:

...

Dave says:

alright, you're retarded

Dave says:

stop bothering me

winnifred says:

no your a horse fucker

Dave says:

well that actually makes sense, since i DID fuck your mom

Dave says:

go home little girl and stop wasting my time

winnifred says:

no

winnifred says:

no

winnifred says:

hello

Dave says:

what do you want?

winnifred says:

i want to talk to you

Dave says:

well i don't want to talk to you

winnifred says:

yes you are

Dave says:

...

Dave says:

go home

winnifred says:

make me

Dave says:

I'll say this one more time

Dave says:

*cocks shotgun*

Dave says:

get the FUCK off my porch!