PRINCESS DISS(illusioned)!

After a long hiatus, I have yet another random MSN convo to add to the pile! Fucking idiots, I swear...

 

princess_diss@hotmail.com says:

who di s

Dave: Here she come down say Mony Mony! says:

Someone who speaks English

princess_diss@hotmail.com says:

haha ur dry

Dave: Here she come down say Mony Mony! says:

yup

princess_diss@hotmail.com says:

wana some savlion

Dave: Here she come down say Mony Mony! says:

....what?

princess_diss@hotmail.com says:

for ur dry balls

Dave: Here she come down say Mony Mony! says:

what in the world is Savlion?

princess_diss@hotmail.com says:

i dono

Dave: Here she come down say Mony Mony! says:

...you're the one that said it

princess_diss@hotmail.com says:

its a cream thing for dry balls

Dave: Here she come down say Mony Mony! says:

so how come you didn't answer that the first time i asked you? instead you replied with "i dono"

Dave: Here she come down say Mony Mony! says:

and my balls are fine, thank you

princess_diss@hotmail.com says:

omg

princess_diss@hotmail.com says:

ne way wat u up 2

Dave: Here she come down say Mony Mony! says:

carrying on a conversation for the sole purpose of mocking you

princess_diss@hotmail.com says:

wow

princess_diss@hotmail.com says:

neva meet somebody tht rote in full language on msn!!!!!!

princess_diss@hotmail.com says:

dumbass

Dave: Here she come down say Mony Mony! says:

Well that's understandable, I wouldn't expect you to know how to communicated with them anyway.

Dave: Here she come down say Mony Mony! says:

you know for someone named "princess_diss" you aren't very good at it

princess_diss@hotmail.com says:

ur such a pussy wipe

Dave: Here she come down say Mony Mony! says:

thanks

Dave: Here she come down say Mony Mony! says:

i'm rather proud of my oral abilities

Just Let Me Live says:

and so u should be

Just Let Me Live says:

cuz of course a guy like u will only eva hav a chance with ur mom

Dave: Here she come down say Mony Mony! says:

my mom died last year....

Dave: Here she come down say Mony Mony! says:

but thanks for being an insensitive bitch

Just Let Me Live says:

thts ok i really proud of it

Dave: Here she come down say Mony Mony! says:

oh okay then

Dave: Here she come down say Mony Mony! says:

at least you've got something to be proud of

Just Let Me Live says:

yea i no and i my looks

Dave: Here she come down say Mony Mony! says:

well i have no idea what you look like

Dave: Here she come down say Mony Mony! says:

but i can already tell you're unattractive

Just Let Me Live sends:

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Dave: Here she come down say Mony Mony! says:

you stole that picture from Stuff magazine

Dave: Here she come down say Mony Mony! says:

idiot

Dave: Here she come down say Mony Mony! says:

you didnt even bother editing out the logo

Just Let Me Live says:

dude its called modelin shoots and da internet u put the pic behind

Just Let Me Live says:

god ur dumb

Dave: Here she come down say Mony Mony! says:

oh yeah?

Dave: Here she come down say Mony Mony! says:

whats your name then

Just Let Me Live says:

kelly

Dave: Here she come down say Mony Mony! says:

last name?

Just Let Me Live says:

cole

Dave: Here she come down say Mony Mony! says:

thats funny

Dave: Here she come down say Mony Mony! says:

because i'm at the website for Stuff Magazine right now

Dave: Here she come down say Mony Mony! says:

with a list of ALL the Stuff girls

Dave: Here she come down say Mony Mony! says:

and you're name's not on there.

Dave: Here she come down say Mony Mony! says:

go fuck yourself

Just Let Me Live says:

brb

Dave: Here she come down say Mony Mony! says:

cuntface

 

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cuntface

 

Oh, and for your additional indulgence, her MSN profile can be found at http://members.msn.com/princess_diss@hotmail.com

It's good for a laugh. :P