WHAT AN IDIOT

WHAT AN IDIOT!

Ladies and gentlemen, witness the stupidity that is some random 13 year old girl who messages me out of nowhere on MSN Messenger.

~~shelly~~ says:

hey sup

~~shelly~~ says:

Dave says:

~~shelly~~ says:

who dis again?

Dave says:

dave

Dave says:

whos this?

~~shelly~~ says:

shelly michelle ppls call me sheely

~~shelly~~ says:

shelly*

Dave says:

~~shelly~~ says:

yeah i dont kno u but hey

~~shelly~~ says:

asl?

Dave says:

18 m Toronto

~~shelly~~ says:

oks

~~shelly~~ says:

oh ya think i kno u

~~shelly~~ says:

ur the 1 that loves me rite

~~shelly~~ says:

i had to go 2 my friends

~~shelly~~ says:

???????????

Dave says:

huh?

Dave says:

ummmm how can i be the one that loves you? lol i dont even know who you are

~~shelly~~ says:

r u the 1 that said i got to go to my gf house

~~shelly~~ says:

????/

~~shelly~~ says:

yesturday

Dave says:

~~shelly~~ says:

oh ok

~~shelly~~ says:

then

~~shelly~~ says:

neva mind

~~shelly~~ says:

theres some 1 that is 18 jm like u that loves me

~~shelly~~ says:

oh my god were u online yesturday night

Dave says:

yes....

~~shelly~~ says:

did i chat to u and siad im going to my friends

Dave says:

~~shelly~~ says:

oks dam i want some 1 that im chating to that loves me

~~shelly~~ says:

do u have a g/f

~~shelly~~ says:

gf*

~~shelly~~ says:

???????????

~~shelly~~ says:

do u

Dave says:

~~shelly~~ says:

u love me

~~shelly~~ says:

then

~~shelly~~ says:

rite me hot blonde

Dave says:

what?

~~shelly~~ says:

u love me

~~shelly~~ says:

ok face it

Dave says:

what the hell are you talking about?

Dave says:

i dont even know who you are!

~~shelly~~ says:

u will now

Dave says:

explain how

~~shelly~~ says:

me 13/f/ont hot blonde blue eyes

~~shelly~~ says:

Dave says:

i already told you my asl

~~shelly~~ says:

yeah i kno wat u look like duh

~~shelly~~ says:

Dave says:

what are you trying to say?

~~shelly~~ says:

i am a hot blonde ok big boobs all guys like me even love me ok

~~shelly~~ says:

so u have 2 love me no matter wat

Dave says:

no i don't

Dave says:

i'm sorry, i'm not a shallow bimbo like you

~~shelly~~ says:

fine then dont

~~shelly~~ says:

im not shallow

~~shelly~~ says:

wat the fuck u talkin about

~~shelly~~ says:

asshole

~~shelly~~ says:

leave me alone ooo if u seen me u will die cuzz im am hot inless u like ugly girl

~~shelly~~ says:

Dave says:

you just told me that i HAVE to love you because you're a blonde, blue eyed, big busted bitch

~~shelly~~ says:

its miss bitch to u

Dave says:

i'll call you whatever the fuck i want

~~shelly~~ says:

no u cant

Dave says:

stop me

~~shelly~~ says:

i will when i want to wait im not going to wast my time on u

Dave says:

i never asked you to

Dave says:

i dont even know who you are

Dave says:

just go away

~~shelly~~ says:

fine then

Dave says:

bitch

~~shelly~~ says:

its miss bitch to u

Dave says:

no, i believe its Miss Whydontyoushutthefuckupalready?

~~shelly~~ says:

sry i dont kno wat u said u kno how to speace or no

Dave says:

do you know how to spell?

~~shelly~~ says:

and u kno wat u shut the fuck up ass wiper dont tell me wat 2 do asshole

Dave says:

or use grammar?

~~shelly~~ says:

yeah i do kno how to spell

Dave says:

or sentence structure of any kind

~~shelly~~ says:

sry all ppls chat like dis its words u use on chat

~~shelly~~ says:

more on

Dave says:

~~shelly~~ says:

sry i dont kno wat u said u kno how to speace or no

That sentence contains 9 spelling mistakes

~~shelly~~ says:

ok sure

Dave says:

well you see, I talk normally on chat

~~shelly~~ says:

fuck u ass wiper

Dave says:

its a sign of intelligence

~~shelly~~ says:

yah something ur not

~~shelly~~ says:

yeah*

Dave says:

i'm not a sign of intelligence?

Dave says:

that really doesnt make sense

~~shelly~~ says:

SHUT THE FUCK UP i dont fuckin give a shit

Dave says:

you know what, I gave you the option to shut up a long time ago.

~~shelly~~ says:

i dont care

~~shelly~~ says:

ok w/e

Dave says:

bye

~~shelly~~ says:

oh sry u might not kno wat that is what ever

~~shelly~~ says:

thats w/e

Dave says:

I know what that means

~~shelly~~ says:

yeah ok

~~shelly~~ says:

sure u do

~~shelly~~ says:

NOT

Dave says:

*shrugs* Wow, you really are stupid.

Dave says:

Go away. Now.

~~shelly~~ says:

fuck im not stupid i never will be

~~shelly~~ says:

but that is wat u r

Dave says:

Go away. Now.

~~shelly~~ says:

ooooooooo im so scard is that all u can say

~~shelly~~ says:

i will leave y would i wanna chat to u

~~shelly~~ says:

and i have a cam by the way

Dave says:

I don't care. Go away. Now.

~~shelly~~ says:

well ur not going to be seeing wat i look like

Dave says:

I don't care.

Dave says:

Go away.

Dave says:

Now.

~~shelly~~ says:

yeah when u see me u will care

~~shelly~~ says:

FUCK U

~~shelly~~ says:

u go away now

~~shelly~~ says:

i dont have to leave if i dont want to

~~shelly~~ says:

u cant make me

Dave says:

You're right, I can't

~~shelly~~ says:

yeah

~~shelly~~ says:

.................

Dave says:

But I can annoy the hell out of you until you do leave.

~~shelly~~ says:

ok go ahead im soooo scard

Dave says:

mommy

~~shelly~~ says:

mommy

Dave says:

no u fuck off bitch

~~shelly~~ says:

no u fuck off bitch

Dave says:

and u r a bitch]

~~shelly~~ says:

and u r a bitch]

Dave says:

fat fuck

~~shelly~~ says:

fat fuck

Dave says:

dont say wat i say

~~shelly~~ says:

dont say wat i say

Dave says:

FUCK U

~~shelly~~ says:

FUCK U

Dave says:

STOP U ASSHOLE

~~shelly~~ says:

STOP U ASSHOLE

Dave says:

I'm not actually doing anything. I have a script running that automatically repeats whatever you say, but it appears as if I say it first a split second before you do. So the more you talk, the more annoyed you'll get.

Dave says:

yeah how u do that

~~shelly~~ says:

yeah how u do that

Dave says:

My secret.

Dave says:

oh yeah

~~shelly~~ says:

oh yeah

Dave says:

hey

~~shelly~~ says:

hey

Dave says:

im a bitch

~~shelly~~ says:

im a bitch

Dave says:

hehhehehehhe

~~shelly~~ says:

hehhehehehhe

Dave says:

do you realize that in addition to calling me a bitch, you also called yourself one?

Dave says:

its miss bitch to u

~~shelly~~ says:

its miss bitch to u

Dave says:

Ah irony is lost on the stupid.

Dave says:

ur fuckin stupid

~~shelly~~ says:

ur fuckin stupid

Dave says:

wat the fuck

~~shelly~~ says:

wat the fuck

Dave says:

hey

~~shelly~~ says:

hey

Dave says:

u fucken asshole

~~shelly~~ says:

u fucken asshole

Dave says:

stop

~~shelly~~ says:

stop

Dave says:

im not fooled that the rocks that i got im still im still shelly from the block use 2 have a lil now i have alot

~~shelly~~ says:

im not fooled that the rocks that i got im still im still shelly from the block use 2 have a lil now i have alot

Dave says:

STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPp

~~shelly~~ says:

STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPp

Dave says:

there's a very simple way to stop this

Dave says:

stop talking to me.

Dave says:

no u

~~shelly~~ says:

no u

Dave says:

you don't follow directions very well

Dave says:

fuck u leave me the fuck alone

~~shelly~~ says:

fuck u leave me the fuck alone

Dave says:

im not doing anything

Dave says:

the more you talk, the more annoyed you'll get. That’s the genius of this script.