Congressional Parliament
ISSUED: NOVEMBER 24, 2004 1510 MST (-0700 GMT)
From the Desk of the President of Congressional Parliment
"Kafobrena is truly a disaster.

"Never have I seen such apathy of a government towards its people, with the people in such dire need of assistance. Looking at the most recent data on the poor 259,451 citizens of the country, less than 9% of the population approves of the government, and to no surprise. With a human development index standing at 0.31, standing at 414,837 K Altos in debt with a monthly deficit of a staggering 22,216 K Altos, a GDP of ZERO and an awe-shocking NEGATIVE 2 million consumers of its few MNCs, its no wonder that people want change and fast.

"The situation worsens with the look at the makeup of the population -- with 55% militarization and morale at -30%, Kafobrena is a disaster waiting to worsen. Based on this evidence, it is the honor of the President of Congressional Parliment to approve the Head Honcho of Hongolia's request to take control of Kafobrena to bring about change in a country with much potential, to revitilize it. To assist in this endevour, Congressional Parliment will forgive the debt currently held by Kafobrena with the hope that the Head Honcho can make this nation profitable and successful."