"In a gesture of gratitude for the support from Lindsholm and Samchorage in diffusing the threat of a Kamopolitan advance, the people of Gorditas have decided, through a vote, to send P. Verbeek from the championship Gauchos to the Lindsholm Renegades as a sign of diplomatic appreciation. As well, we are sending fast-food rations to Samchorage to aid its reconstruction efforts."