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OFFICIAL MISSIVE FROM THE PEOPLE OF THE UNITED SOVIET SOCIALIST REPUBLICS OF JOLLYWOOD TO THE CONGRESSIONAL PARLIAMENT
May 29, 2002

It is with heavy hearts that we, the People of the USSRJ, write the Parliament today. Yesterday, the Principat de Wendorra la Vella was the subject of a brutal and inexcusable attack by the Republican Empire of Samchorage. While we sympathize with the frustration of our Samchorage friends, we cannot and shall not condone any use of violence in the pursuit of political ends, however noble.

Thus, we issue this condemnation, and hope that, in the future, all the countries of Mapp will act with greater dignity and compassion towards their fellow states.

Our thanks to you.

Commissar
On behalf of the People of the United Soviet Socialist Republics of Jollywood

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