Meijing Address
October 30, 2001

"To Buenos Altos:

"Do not worry. The Meijingese find you to be a hardworking and involved nation of the Mapp. We very much respect your dedication to your nation and will not invade you unless you do something awful like attack Meijing or something really weird like spend all your treasury on genetic research, or worse on haggis. Ewww."

Regards, The Pharoh

Editor's Note: The Pharaoh of Meijing had requested that her release be unedited.