"I am extremely saddened to hear that [Miketon] and [Pauldelphia] have decided to attack a peace-loving country such as Shannli. I would like to do all that is within my power (which isn't much as I've been told [by Congressional Parliament]) to fight for my country's integrity and freedom. I am calling for allies from all over the mapp to stand by me in this fight. Think about the children!!
And The Prince has also sent in a statement: 'The babies will poop on all who invade.'"
Editor's Note: While in exile, the Shannli cabinet has agreed to a power-sharing deal between the Princess and Prince of Shannli as heads of state.