Zimbabmei Formed
Final Chapter for the Hell in the Northeast

On February 26, 2002, after many violent and rude interruptions, the Meijingese and Vaticonian nations formally merged into one, fulfilling the clauses of the Bastard Anschluss that the Pharaoh and the Dope had signed so long ago. The new political entity is known as Zimbabmei, and is run by two 'Cheertators' who run a 'Cheertatorship'. Although the exact details of such a cheerful government remain unknown, many suspect it will not be very democratic.

Meanwhile, the intriguing saga between the Meijingese and Vaticonian royal families may be interrupted as a result of the formation of Zimbabmei. To the dismay of tabolid papers and incest enthusiasts, the Dope, the Pharaoh, Minimei (the Pharaoh's daughter; origin unknown), and Justin and Stevie (Minimei and the Dope's children) may have to find a new home. Congressional Parliament has acknowledged the legality of the merger and complete unification shall be completed in the coming days.