Jokes

    A group of blondes walk into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lifted their glasses and toast, "Here's to 51 days!" and they proceed to down their drinks.
     Once again, they tell the bartender to "line `em up," and again they toast to 51 days and down their drinks.
      The bartender said, "I don't get it. Why are you toasting to 51 days?"
      One of the blondes explained, "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle that had written on the box 2-4 years and we finished it in 51 days!"

THINGY:
Female: Any part under a car's hood
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra

VULNERABLE:
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally
Male: Playing football......without a helmet

BUTT:
Female: The body part that every item of clothing makes "look big"
Male: What you slap when someone scores a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning

COMMITMENT:
Female: A desire to get married and rasie a family
Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend