DOB: 5/4/86

Hometown: Shamokin

Hobbies: Masturbating and playing bass

Goals: To get laid and somewhere in life

Favorite Band: All the bands on Drive Thru Records and Green Day

Favorite Food: Anything I can eat, Chinese Food, anything that isn’t nailed down

Favorite TV Shows: Johnny Bravo kicks ass, Samurai jack sucks

Quotes: Dude, Gnarly, Lets practice, Don’t you be talking about my motherboard, I can draw better pictures than your graphics card

Additional Things:  Im an imitation stoner. John Berry is gay. Adam Phillips(Fetus) is my bitch.