NEWS! (Insert dramtic music here)


TOP TEN NEWS ITEMS AT HAND

1) Charles Darwin faces backlash from his "Theory of Evolution".
2) King Richard's Armies face losses in the Holy City (KEEP YOU UPDATED!)
3) Potatoes have gained rights to defend themselves under the U.S constitiution.
4) Mullets are not cool.
5) Guns don't kill people, "God" takes their souls and devours them...
6) Apparently, smoking has undesirable effects... on your wallet.
7) That rash isn't going away.
8) Either is that moustache (that one's for the ladies).
9) Or those breasts enduced by eating hormone enriched foods (for the guys!).
10) Last piece of news... Our show is on Friday 4-6 on TUNE!FM




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