In the beginning there was the blue folder, but eventually another folder came along, a green folder. Angela noticed it and saw that it was good and hence "The Green Folder" was created.
Oh, for the love of platypi, don't you be go'in all Charleton Heston on a sista's ass.
Hey I got this folder free from the school, and if getting quality merchandise from this school system isn't a miracle of biblical proportions I don't know what is! Anyways , as you will soon see the green folder is a collection of some freaky-ass visual humor and long winded hillarious written humor! Enjoy!

I suggest you read the red folder first to understand most of these drawings. All things on this site are copyright to us, but if you're planning on plagerizing, you probably don't give a damn.
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