Some of the Great and Not So Great Normals

Who Are The Normals??

No-one knows who the normals are. Well you do if you look at the list below, but they could be a pretend group of blokes who think they can play the game of cricket. Click on the names below to check out each normal and see who is who in the most exclusive cricket side of any club that has a toilet block for a club room and play at Romanis Reserve.

Move your mouse around the page to find the true identity of selected mystery normals!

Jeff Almond
Robert Ary
Bankaj
Jason Briggs
Bruce Clayton
Jamie Corbett
Mick Fenton
Tony Foo
Mikey Gerlach
James Grinblat
John Hartnett
Mick Hartnett
Alec Hope
Lyle Horsnell
Ross Macaw
Tim Morgan
Mick O'Brien
David Osbourne
Doug Petty
David Putamorsi
Brian Retallick
Jose Robert
Jason Rockford
Stevie Russell
Matt Skiba
Bob Skelton
Charlie Spizziri
Robert Whitten
Bruce Williams


The Nutcracker
Jeff Almond

Nickname: Shlungeeny, Nutcracker
Famous For:
The only Captain to lead The Normals to a flag

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The real Robert Ary
Robert Ary

Nickname: Minnesota, Lemonade, Donut, Albert, Arbuckle, Walla, John Candy, Dusty, Domino
Famous For:
For being fat; Playing Jabba the Hut in the new Star Wars

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long john silver Bankaj

Nickname: One legged Indian
Famous For:
The best one legged Indian to ever play for Toorak

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Jason Briggs

Nickname: Brigglet, Grigglet
Famous For:
Had the best gear in the club, but couldn't play

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Bruce Clayton

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The Phluff - moments before he vanishes into thin air Jamie Corbett

Nickname: Fluff, Phantom
Famous For:
Vanishing into thin air and leaving a full pot floating in mid air.

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Christopher Churchmouse Mick Fenton

Nickname: Churchmouse, The Moth
Famous For:
Whispering

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Tony Foo

Nickname: Fooey
Famous For:
The best clothes catcher in Victoria

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Mikey Gerlach

Nickname: Mikey
Famous For:
Knocked out by the best middleweight in Australia. Unfortunately she was a chick

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Grimmas, You beauty James Grinblat

Nickname: Grimmas, Greenback, Grinbolt
Famous For:
Kicked out of more clubs than Dale Kickett

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The Godfather of Soul! - JAMIE BROWN John Hartnett

Nickname: JH
Famous For:
Danny Boy, The good Reverend, the heart and soul, the Dali Lama, Bhudda and the Spiritual leader of the Normals

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Mick Hartnett

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Alec Hope

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a hammy Lyle Horsnell

Nickname: Lionel
Famous For:
Having the strongest hamstrings in the club.

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Ross Macaw

Nickname: Macawlett, Macawbolt
Famous For:
Drinking his beer from a plastic cup; Too good to ever be known as a real Normal but he tries.

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At least the hat looks like one of Tim's Tim Morgan

Nickname: Timmy
Famous For:
The Normal's style co-ordinator

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Mick O'Brien

Nickname: Grrrrrrr
Famous For:
Generous shouting at the Max Hotel, Overuse of deodorant

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David "butter wouldn't melt in my mouth" Osbourne David Osbourne

Nickname: Ossie (strange but true)
Famous For:
Actually believing that he can play cricket, Getting pissed before going out to bat in a Grand Final and as he was walking off the ground after going out for bugger all having the Lemonade abuse him (The first bloke ever to have it hanged on him by Ary)

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Doug Petty

Nickname: Coneman, Chester
Famous For:
Has a condom on his phone these days, just so he doesn't get any more girls pregnant when having phone sex.

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David Putamorsi

Nickname: Melon, Rockhead
Famous For:
Is the man whom the normals were named after and holds the world record for 20¢ pieces in his foreskin.

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Brian Retallick

Nickname: Lenny
Famous For:
Not too sure but there was always smoke coming out of the air vents in the bongo van!

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Bookers holiday replacement Jose Robert

Nickname: Booker, Carlos, Juan, Roblett, Riiccchhhhooooo
Famous For:
Former Skipper, best known for pulling his shirt and having the gout, the self-proclaimed best punter in Australia.

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Billoites Jason Rockford

Nickname: Massive, Huge, Duane, Moffat, Desmond, Capo, Puddalts
Famous For:
Bowls the straightest ball in the west, but has been known to move it in the air every second season, is due again in 2002/2003. You have been warned. Also known for his great love of looking skywards while batting.

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Stevie Russell

Nickname: The deviate
Famous For:
See nickname. Also known to chase Lionel around the ground with a stump.

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Andrew Skelton

Nickname: Bob
Famous For:
Best known for standing closer to the stumps than the batsman and never getting hit in the kaff.

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Matt Skiba

Nickname: Skiba
Famous For:
Known to join in with Lenny in sending bongo van smoke signals.

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Charlie Spizziri

Nickname: Spizza
Famous For:
Premiership wicketkeeper/worst wicketkeeper ever in the normals. Is known to stuff up a dozen chances a game, but then he'll have his bad games as well.

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Robert Whitten

Nickname: EJ
Famous For:
EJ the Artist of the Normal's and getting on with a bloke at the Lizard Lounge.

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Bruce Williams

Nickname: Brucey
Famous For:
Known for his all round Tallness

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