No-one knows who the normals are. Well you do if you look at the list below, but they could be a pretend group of blokes who think they can play the game of cricket. Click on the names below to check out each normal and see who is who in the most exclusive cricket side of any club that has a toilet block for a club room and play at Romanis Reserve.

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Jeff Almond
Nickname: Shlungeeny, Nutcracker
Famous For: The only Captain to lead The Normals to a flag
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Robert Ary
Nickname: Minnesota, Lemonade, Donut, Albert, Arbuckle, Walla, John Candy, Dusty, Domino
Famous For: For being fat; Playing Jabba the Hut in the new Star Wars
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Bankaj
Nickname: One legged Indian
Famous For: The best one legged Indian to ever play for Toorak
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Jason Briggs
Nickname: Brigglet, Grigglet
Famous For: Had the best gear in the club, but couldn't play
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Bruce Clayton
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Jamie Corbett
Nickname: Fluff, Phantom
Famous For: Vanishing into thin air and leaving a full pot floating in mid air.
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Mick Fenton
Nickname: Churchmouse, The Moth
Famous For: Whispering
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Tony Foo
Nickname: Fooey
Famous For: The best clothes catcher in Victoria
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Mikey Gerlach
Nickname: Mikey
Famous For: Knocked out by the best middleweight in Australia. Unfortunately she was a chick
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James Grinblat
Nickname: Grimmas, Greenback, Grinbolt
Famous For: Kicked out of more clubs than Dale Kickett
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John Hartnett
Nickname: JH
Famous For: Danny Boy, The good Reverend, the heart and soul, the Dali Lama, Bhudda and the Spiritual leader of the Normals
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Mick Hartnett
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Alec Hope
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Lyle Horsnell
Nickname: Lionel
Famous For: Having the strongest hamstrings in the club.
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Ross Macaw
Nickname: Macawlett, Macawbolt
Famous For: Drinking his beer from a plastic cup; Too good to ever be known as a real Normal but he tries.
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Tim Morgan
Nickname: Timmy
Famous For: The Normal's style co-ordinator
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Mick O'Brien
Nickname: Grrrrrrr
Famous For: Generous shouting at the Max Hotel, Overuse of deodorant
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David Osbourne
Nickname: Ossie (strange but true)
Famous For: Actually believing that he can play cricket, Getting pissed before going out to bat in a Grand Final and as he was walking off the ground after going out for bugger all having the Lemonade abuse him (The first bloke ever to have it hanged on him by Ary)
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Doug Petty
Nickname: Coneman, Chester
Famous For: Has a condom on his phone these days, just so he doesn't get any more girls pregnant when having phone sex.
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David Putamorsi
Nickname: Melon, Rockhead
Famous For: Is the man whom the normals were named after and holds the world record for 20¢ pieces in his foreskin.
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Brian Retallick
Nickname: Lenny
Famous For: Not too sure but there was always smoke coming out of the air vents in the bongo van!
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Jose Robert
Nickname: Booker, Carlos, Juan, Roblett, Riiccchhhhooooo
Famous For: Former Skipper, best known for pulling his shirt and having the gout, the self-proclaimed best punter in Australia.
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Jason Rockford
Nickname: Massive, Huge, Duane, Moffat, Desmond, Capo, Puddalts
Famous For: Bowls the straightest ball in the west, but has been known to move it in the air every second season, is due again in 2002/2003. You have been warned. Also known for his great love of looking skywards while batting.
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Stevie Russell
Nickname: The deviate
Famous For: See nickname. Also known to chase Lionel around the ground with a stump.
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Andrew Skelton
Nickname: Bob
Famous For: Best known for standing closer to the stumps than the batsman and never getting hit in the kaff.
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Matt Skiba
Nickname: Skiba
Famous For: Known to join in with Lenny in sending bongo van smoke signals.
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Charlie Spizziri
Nickname: Spizza
Famous For: Premiership wicketkeeper/worst wicketkeeper ever in the normals. Is known to stuff up a dozen chances a game, but then he'll have his bad games as well.
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Robert Whitten
Nickname: EJ
Famous For: EJ the Artist of the Normal's and getting on with a bloke at the Lizard Lounge.
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Bruce Williams
Nickname: Brucey
Famous For: Known for his all round Tallness
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