Robert Ary

Name: Robert Constantine Boris Mikhail Ary
Nickname: Donut, Greaseball, Gyppo, Lemonade, Arbuckle, Walla, Dusty, Pickins, Minnesota, Fat Russian $%#@(Insert own expletive), Albert (Is there a theme here?)
Age: 45
Weight: 160KG's and climbing (I just have to stop eating my kids' food!)
Occupation: Can Collector
First played for TCC: 1975/76 In Under 16's
Highest Score: 101 in a semi final
Best Bowling: 6/27 (And ever since that day he kids himself that he can bowl)
Best cricketer ever played with: Certainly no-one from the Normals
Outside Your Wife Your Ideal Woman: Jeannie Little
Career Highlight: With the pathetic career I've had, I'm still waiting for it
Hobbies: Cricket, picking up cans, cutting my kids hair with the cereal bowl, eating my kids dinner
Likes: Eating, the Normals (Pity they hate him), eating, cricket, eating, juniors, cutting my kids hair with the cereal bowl
Hates: The Normals (Feeling is mutual), skinnier people than myself (well that only covers the rest of Australia!), people that don't put there empty cans in the bin
Ambition: To have someone at the club respect me and actually listen to what I say. And to get under 155 KGs.
Heroes: Richard Evans, Graeme Fisher, The Normals
Favourite saying: "C'mon guy's pick up those cans"/"Dim Sims are ready"/"Suck my moot"
Favourite Singer: John Hartnett, Kylie Minogue, Nana Mouskouri and Demis Rousos
Favourite nightclub: The Toorak Clubrooms toilet block and the Borry if the Normals let me come. I don't get out much
Favourite clothing: My cardigan, white socks, Toorak hat and anything from The Big Man shop
Favourite restaurant: Anywhere you can get all you can eat for about $12.00
Favourite food: Scatta bunna mena
Favourite TV show: Good Morning Australia with Bert Newton
If you could invite 4 people to a dinner party, who would it be: It wouldn't matter who I invited as none of them would turn up anyway. (And even if they did they wuoldn't get any food).
If there was you and one other person stuck in an elevator for 2 hours, who would you least like it to be?: Kim, my wife, as I don't see her during the cricket season she will kill me in the lift (That's only because she just doesn't want you around!)

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