Jason Rockford

Name: Jason Miles Rockford
Nickname: Capo, Massive, Huge, Dwayne, Desmond, Moffat, Gatesy, Puddalts, Spud, Milesy
Age: 32
Weight: Oversized
Occupation: Painter and after a few muddy waters I am known to work as an Interior Decorator/Furniture Removalist/Demolition Expert
First played for TCC: I've never played, I just turn up
Highest Score: 15 cans at the toilet block followed by 12 muddies at the Borry
Best Bowling: My best is yet to come
Best cricketer ever played with: Me
Outside Your Wife Your Ideal Woman: Robert Ary - Cleans up after me, cashes cheques for me and has big megala vejas
Career Highlight: Just turning up on a Saturday and finding my ideal woman there waiting for me with a smile
Hobbies: Computers as I'm a real computer nerd (Painting pays the bills!)
Likes: Robert Ary; A good session of computer games over the internet with my friends
Hates: People who take advantage of my good friend Robbie Ary.
Ambition: To turn up for a game before 4 pm. To find a website that doesn't have Billoites, Ceberano or Sheryl Crow on it.
Heroes: Bill Gates, Peter Bosustow
Favourite saying: "Check this back out"/"Hit the bricks"/"Scatta bunna menna (As another straight ball sails over the fence!)"/"Re-boot, re-boot"
Favourite Singer: Leo Sayer, Britney Spears, Mariah Carey
Favourite nightclub: Occasionally I like to go to my local computer swap meet on a Saturday morning and we debate as to whether Microsoft is good for the IT industry.
Favourite clothing: Overalls,
Favourite restaurant: Someone who will deliver to me while I am on my computer
Favourite food: Home delivered
Favourite TV show: Anything that I can watch on my computer
If you could invite 4 people to a dinner party, who would it be: Bill Gates (my number 1 hero!), the bloke who owns Macintosh computers (I would get off on Bill and him having a discussion about computers), Dexter the robot from Perfect Match (I would love to have a tinker inside his box!), Billoites (if I have to say why then I'll come around and moondance on your kaff)
If there was you and one other person stuck in an elevator for 2 hours, who would you like it to be?: Billy Idol, as the massive would not be able to control itself and I'm sure I'd get a shot off!

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