The Notables

Notables Tonight

2004 Performance


David E:
Something familiar, something peculiar,
Something for everyone, The Notables tonight!
Something appealing, something appalling,
Something for everyone, The Notables tonight!

Jerry: Nothing with kings, 
Janine:
nothing with crowns,
a 3: Bring on the lovers, liars, and clowns!

David E: Old situations, new complications,
a 3: 
Nothing portentous or polite;
Tragedy tomorrow; 
David E: Notables tonight!

Donna: 
Something erratic, something dramatic,
Something for everyone, 

Donna + Ensemble:
The Notables tonight!

Howard: Frenzy and frolic, 
Lee: strictly symbolic,
a 2: 
Something for everyone, 
The Notables tonight!

(Instrumental interlude: Randy, Paula, Colleen;
Parade: Howard & Noble carrying rainbow;
cheerleaders: Sharon, Sue, Lee, Patty
Ed as Mayor, with Melissa;
Tony disrupts parade)

Ensemble: Tragedy tomorrow; Notables tonight!

Garry F: Something convulsive, 
Nancy: something repulsive,
a 2:
Something for everyone, The Notables tonight!

Sue & Patty: Something aesthetic, 
Tony & Kathy R: something frenetic,
Joan & Noble: Something for everyone, 
a 6: The Notables tonight!

Mary & Paula: Nothing with gods, 
Don: nothing with Fate,
weighty affairs will just have to wait,
Nothing that's formal, 
Nick: nothing that's normal,
Ed: No recitations to recite!
Open up the curtain,
(curtain begins to close; Roy & Lee, Wendy & Noble try to push it open)
David E: Notables tonight!

Chorus:
Something familiar, something peculiar,
Something for everybody, Notables tonight!
SR: Something that's gaudy,
SL: something that's bawdy,
David E: Something for everybawdy
Chorus: Notables tonight!

Wendy, Patty, Tony: Nothing that's grim,
Roy, Lee, Nancy: nothing that's trite,
David E: He plays the bridegroom later tonight!
Chorus:
SL: Stunning surprises, 
SR: cunning disguises,
Chorus: Hundreds of singers out of sight!

Doug & Colleen: Fiddlers and banjos,
Lee, Sue, Patty, Kathy G: chorus-lines and pianos,
Roy: Wedding bells and laces, 
B&B's:
baritones and basses,
Sharon: Panderers,
Noble: Philanderers,
Melissa: Cupidity,
Don: Timidity,
Lee: Mistakes,
Garry: fakes,
Kathy G: rhymes, 
Howard: mimes,
Roy & Donna: Tumblers, grumblers, fumblers, bumblers,
Chorus:
No royal curse, no Trojan horse, 
And a happy ending, of course!

Goodness and badness,
man in his madness,
This time it all turns out all right!
Tragedy tomorrow,
(scatter, 4 bars)
Notables tonight!


Previously used in October 27, 2000, performance, with different cast