Sunday ShowDown

The Awards Show
Taped December 23rd - BWO Headquarters
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The Awards Show!!!

"Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N' Roses comes on and Derrick O'Brien walks onto the stage wearing a Tux. He has a mic in his hand.

O'Brien: Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to the 1st annual NWWF Awards. We'll be handing out eight awards tonight. To the best of 2000. Let us get underway, with our first presenter, he's the resident sycho of the NWWF and shes the asianic beauty, ladies and gentlemen, Keiji Twasni and Mao Lin.

"Stairway to Heaven" comes on and out walks Keiji wearing all black. Mao follows behind him. She never looks up from the ground. Keiji looks out at the audience.

Keiji: ..I am not reading that crap. Let's just give out the damn Rookie of the Year award. Who gives *$%# anyways.

Mao: Here are the nominees..

..Cross..
..Blayze..
..Mike Reed..
..Omar Owens..
..Mishkin Borisov..

Mao: And the winner is..a tie. Mike Reed and Omar Owens.

Omar stands up with a Tux. Freak Nasty jumps out of the seat and begins hugging Omar. Screaming franticly. Omar pushes him off. Mike Reed stands up in full turn out dress gear. He stands up and marchs toward the stage. The two rivals stare at each other from across the podium. They both walk-up and slowly move towards the podium. They both pick up the two awards.

Omar: I just want to thank all the fans who voted..and my mom for always being there for me. And also to my manager Freak Nasty! Just for alway..

Reed shoves Omar and takes the podium.

Reed: I just want to thank The United States Marine Core. I also want to thank my father, for installing a good sense of honor..

Omar pushes back and the two start deckign it out, security breaks up the scuffle.

O'Brien: Lets just hope we don't have any more ties tonight? Ha, but seriously, our next presentor is considered the most sexiest man in wrestling today. Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome Kali!

"Raise the Roof" by Luke comes on as Kali walks out on to the stage wearing a pair of Oakleys. He just nodds his head.

Kali: I don't think they could've picked a better presentor for this award, seeing as I am the sexiest man in all of wrestling. Certain qualities deem women wrestlin different from regular wrestling. Basically Tits and Ass. Now I don't know aobut you guys but, I like the Ghetto Booty, but there is a severe lack of Ghetto Booty in the NWWF, so this award shouldn't be going at all, but damnit thats the rules, so here are the nominees for T & A of the year..

..Natasha..
..Sienna..
..Mao Lin..
..Drunken Bimbo..

Kali: Jonny Hemp?

Hemp springs out of his chair wearing a green tuxs! He starts running towards the stage with both hands over his head.

Jonny: I don't know where to begin, first I want to thank my manager Paul Rosenberg, infact my whole management team. I want to thank my agent. We did it Sydney!! I want to thank all of the other nominees, but when it came right down to it, of course I was the best! Thank you! Thank you!

Hemp walks away blowing kisses to the crowd as he waves.

O'Brien: Damnit, I am never going to hear the end of this one. We'll we never heard the end of the feud envolving our next nominees. To present the award for feud of the year is the man who pretty much set all those feuds in motion, ladies and gentlemen Rage Falcon.

Falcon: When you think of a great feud, you think of these next men. They have gone through it all to tell a story, withouth words, but with fist. It's only fitting that the greatest feuds are the ones we don't remember who won the matchs, but we just remember the epic battle. Here are the nominees..

..SOA vs. SOA..
..Keiji/Kali vs. Card/Cross..
..Hemp vs. The Commitee..
..Skarrphace vs. Kronos..
..General Carnage vs. Chris Card..

Falcon: And the winner is...General Carnage vs. Chris Card. Excepting is Chris Card.

Card stands up and walks towards the stage. He shoots a look over at Mike Reed who makes a trigger motion at him.

Card: We'll since Carnage ran away like the coward he is. I will except this award for the both of us. If that coward ever does show his face again, he knows where to face me..

The lights go out and the NWWF-Tron flashes.

"The battle may be done"
"But the War is far from over"

The lights come back on and the stage is empty.

O'Brien: What the hell was that? Jesus. Presenting our next award is a man who needs no introduction. Chris Card.

Card: There are over 2,000 ways you can kill a man in the wrestling ring. The following five moves, are a pretty damn good start. The nominess for Move off the year are..

..K..
..Depths of Madness..
..Cardiac Arrest..
..Killed in Action..
..Cow Catcher..

Card: The winner is..Cardiac Arrest, nuff said.

O'brien walks out on stage.

O'Brien: What the hell are you talking about the "Killed In Action" won. Give me that award.

Card: Don't mess with me little man.

Security russels Card to the ground as they drag him out, O'Brien looks out to the crowd.

O'Brien: It isn't often, that a five start match goes down in the NWWF. This year we had five five star matchs. To present the award is a man who quiet litterally scares the hell out of me, Cross.

Cross: Okay look, I can either tell you who won the award, or I can tell you about the time I took Shane Henderson to Tijuana and he got gahanria from three TJ hookers, its up to? What? Ah hell. Okay the nominess for Match of the year are..

..SOA vs. SOA vs. Commitee..
..Keiji vs. Kali..
..Skarrphace vs. Kronos..
..Unholy Union vs. C&C..
..Kidd vs. Cross..

Cross: And the winner is..SQWEEIGY and C-A-L-I!!

Highlights of the match are shown. The K from the top of the Forklift. Kali nearly ripping Keiji's head of with a piece of metal. Kali powerboming Keiji on the cement floor. Keiji is shown sitting in the audience, he looks over at Kali who wont even look at him.

O'Brien: In a world of shades of gray, its often hard to stand out as heel or face, are two following winners, were able to do so. First, presenting Heel of the Year. The ultimate Heel himself, Shane Henderson.

Henderson: The following five men, have busted their ass, to show the fans that sucking up isn't always the way to go. If it wasn't from trying to kill each other they probably wouldnt' hang out. The nominees are..

..Keiji Twasni..
..General Carnage..
..Cross..
..Chris Card..
..Mike Reed..

Henderson: And the winner is..ah hell he retired. Fuck this, I am giving it to myself. You can all kiss my ass if you feel other wise.

O'Brien: Um, I guess he can do that, being President and all. We'll presenting the Face of the year is the unlikeliest face of them all. Spike Hammersmith!

Spike: Fighting for the right side isn't always the easiest. These following five men have proven that they fight for the cause.

..Omar Owens..
..Kidd Reaper..
..Skarrphace..
..Sean Jasper..
..Blayze..

Spike: And the TRUE winner is, Skarrphace!

Skarrphace stands up and high fives Omar and Freak. He fixes his suit and walks up the ramp.

Skarrphace: What can I say? Not only did I defeat and rid the world of Kronos I also win Face of the year! Man this is pretty damn sweet. I just want to thank all my fans, who always support THE PHACE. How aobut a world title next? Sound good?

O'Brien: Before we get to wrestler of the year. We would like to present a special award. Here to do that is Kip Reed.

Reed: The following man, might be the very scurge of the NWWF, but he has bent over backwards to make sure that the entire company rans smoothly. He truly is the reason the NWWF is still going. Through adversity and all else he has made the NWWF number one. I might not like him personally, but I would like to present, the NWWF Lifetime Achievement Award to, Mr. Shane Henderson.

Henderson: Thank you. Thank you. I must thank the Commitee first hand, for helping me acheive my dream of being the most heinous President ever. I must thank Tatiana, girl, you are fine in bed. Callus, our dream shall come to pass! And all you other buffoons, you can go to hell!

O'Brien: Its been an amazing night ladies and gentlemen, but lets end it on a high note. Here to present the award for Wrestler of The Year. Is a man who needs no introduction, "The Franchise", "The Mad Man", Steve Douglas.

Steve Douglas: Sometimes in wrestling, the best wrestler isn't the one who holds the titles or the records. It isn't the one who walks away the victor. A superstar, A champion, A psycho, A wrestler, And an Ass. Here are the nominees for wrestler of the year.

..Skarrpahce..
..Keiji Twasni..
..Rage Falcon..
..Chris Card..
..Cross..

Steve Douglas: And the winner is..Skarrphace!

Skarrphace stands up and points to Omar Owens who is across the aisle. Phace slowly walks up the stage. He takes the award from Steve who he shakes hands with. He then takes the mic.

Phace: We'll I guess its a clean sweep this year for "The Phace." I just want to thank the entire NWWF for a kick ass year. Everyone busted their ass and showed why were the number one federation. I just want to make sure everyone keeps it up for the upcoming year, peace and love y'all.

O'Brien: Thank you ladies and gentlemen. It's been a great year, and the future looks bright. Good night!


Best of Show
December 24th - BWO Headquarters
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  • "Best of NWWF 2000" Show:
    Hosted by Kip Reed and Derrick O'Brien




Welcome to the show!

O'Brien: Ah, and Merry Christmas Eve to you all. For the next two hours, instead of the usual Sunday Night Showdown, we're going to be looking back on the year of action for the NWWF. I am joined by NWWF Commissioner Kip Reed. Thanks for being here, quiet a nice change from Jonny Hemp.

Reed: Great to be here, Derrick. Hopefully all of our NWWF fans enjoyed the Awards Show which was taped earlier this week. Now, are live, so anything can happen, anyone can drop by!

O'Brien: Well what we're going to be doing also, is looking back on the different personalities that have entered the NWWF. Look at their impact on the face of wrestling. But lets get to our first match. Mike Reed vs. Blayze. This match was the classic example of Good Guy vs. Bad Guy. It didn't really have a set up, but it didn't need one, it let simple wrestling carry it. Plus we have the NWWF Debut of Sean Casey, which should really shake things up in the NWWF.

Reed: Yeah I have to agree with that. Mike Reed, no relation. He is really an underrated wrestler, but so is Blayze. A funny thing about this match, that it was even on the pre-card. I pitched it at the Booking meeting before the event, to have to the two guys just be on the card. I am quiet proud of both of them.

O'Brien: Here it's Blayze vs. Mike Reed from Chaos..



Blayze vs Mike Reed

The lights dim to a dark red as the words "The Great War Machine" flash over the N-Tron as Reed steps out the letters explode and collide again the form the words "Are you Scared....?" which begin to flash wildly as red mist floats around the rampway.

O'Brien: Well, here comes Mike Reed, The Sniper, and he's getting ready to face Blayze here in what should be a great matchup here on Chaos!

Hemp: It should be a helluva match...I love that entrance by Reed...

The lights dim a bit as "Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins plays. The sounds of jets is heard as well in the arena as pyros explode. Out comes Blayze as he stands in the entrance. He stretches for a few seconds at the ramp as he stops, and then rushes down the ramp and slides into the ring.

O'Brien: Well, Blayze has hit the ring here and it looks like we're ready to go here...

Hemp: I'm taking Reed in this one, O'Brien...I think he's got the edge...he's ruthless...

Blayze and Reed circle each other as Reed comes in, but Blayze anticipates it and kicks Reed to the midsection, doubling him over. Blayze grabs Reed and executes a perfect pumphandle fallaway slam on Reed! What a move to start the contest! Blayze gets a fallen Reed to his feet, but Reed nails him with a thumb to the eye which staggers the big man. Blayze steps back and gathers himself in time to see Reed charging him, and Blayze side-steps him and Reed goes head first into the ring post! Reed is busted open here!

O'Brien: Man! Blayze with quick reflexes there, Hemp! He stepped aside and let Reed's own momentum to take him to the ring post with a sickening thud!

Hemp: It was sickening...

Blayze gets Reed up and starts to pound on his face, trying to expose the wound even further. He gets Reed into the corner and wails away on him. Reed then blocks a punch and switches things around, putting Blayze in the corner and Reed starts to wail away on Blayze now! Blayze gets his arms up and blocks a few punches then shoves Reed out of the corner onto his back in the center of the ring, what an incredible display of strength. Both these men are huge!

O'Brien: WOW! Blayze just shoved Reed out of the corner, that's a man that's nearly 30 pounds heavier than Blayze, Hemp! What a display!

Hemp: I don't think Reed is gonna take too kindly to that.

Reed gets to his feet slowly, but Blazye runs directly at him and nails him with a spear! What a move and Blayze goes for a cover...1, 2, NO! Reed is able to kick out here, I don't know how he did it, but he did! Reed struggles to get to his feet and Blayze grabs his hair and pulls him up. Blayze holds him up and nails Reed with a perfect short-arm clothesline, nearly decapitating Reed! Reed is down and Blayze attempts another pinfall...1, 2, NO! Reed is able to kick out again...

O'Brien: Blayze has dominated this match, Hemp, he's gonna get the win I think....he's gotten to near pinfalls already....

Hemp: Blayze has been all over the place here....but Reed is still gonna win it I think....

Blayze is frustrated a bit now as he gets Reed to his feet and cinches up a slam...a military press slam!! He drops Reed on his chest and face and Reed is down and apparently out cold here! Blayze gets up and taunts the crowd, who loves it! They are all going wild. The referee is checking on Reed now as the crowd goes even crazier for no apparent reason...until....

O'Brien: Wait! Look at this! Coming out from the crowd, it's "Live~Wire" Sean Casey!! What the hell is he doing here?!? The former GFWA superstar is in the NWWF?!?

Hemp: I don't know, what does he plan to do here?!?

Casey grabs a steel chair and slides into the ring behind Blayze! Blayze turns around and Casey smacks him upside the head! Blayze is busted open from the horrific chair shot! And it would appear he's out cold too! The referee didn't see it at all as he is still tending to a fallen Mike Reed, who is now getting up here! Reed sees Casey exiting thru the crowd, and Reed falls on top of Blayze here!

O'Brien: No! My God, No! Not this way! The referee makes the damn count....1, 2, 3!! Goddamn it, Mike Reed gets the win over Blayze here thanks to a vicious chair shot by Sean Casey here! Goddamn it, Hemp, it's just not right!!

Hemp: No, it's not, but ain't it great? *laughs*

Blayze is now getting to his feet as Reed's music fades out. Blayze asks for a microphone while Reed is still in the ring. Reed steps back a moment as Blayze speaks up.

Blayze: Look....I don't like the way it happened, but damnit, Reed, you beat me....it was a good win. Put 'er there...*sticks his hand out as if to shake hands with Reed*

Reed backs off a second as Blayze looks around to the crowd for approval...then Reed rushes Blayze and slams him down with a massive clothesline! Then Reed locks on the SHARPSHOOTER, his finisher and locks it in tight! Blayze is out cold here from the pain!! Reed with a vicious turn as Blayze wanted to shake hands here!

O'Brien: Damnit, that Mike Reed is just not right! Blayze was gonna offer him congratulations for the win and Reed just spits in his face by applying his finisher on Blayze after the match is over with!



Our First Guest

O'Brien: What a great match, Reed gets the win with the help of Sean Casey. Mike Reed has been having a great rookie run. I see the Franchise title in his future. Speaking of Franchise Champions, we have been joined by NWWF Franchise Champion, Omar Owens. Thanks for being here Omar.

Owens: Thanks for having me, hey howya doin' Kip?

Reed: I am old, how do you think I am doin! Ha, no but seriously, you just captured the Franchise title, thats got to feel great. What a Rookie Year for you, how does it feel?

Owens: Just after growing up the way I did, and working so hard to keep myself out of trouble, it's really great pay off! Just to have my good friend Freak Nasty to see me win, was great.

Reed: Speaking of Freak, where is he?

Owens: Something about, not wanting to miss the re-broadcast of "A Very Brady Christmas." Wild horses couldn't drag him away.

O'Brien: Well let us get to the match, Omar Owens vs. General Carnage. Thanks for stopping by Omar.

Owens: Once again thanks for having me.



Omar Owens vs General Carnage

O'Brien: Well, folks, it's time now for the Franchise Title Match, and Carnage and Owens are set to get it on!

Hemp: Who's your pick for this match, O'Brien?

O'Brien: Well, I think it might just be...

Hemp: *interrupting* Yeah, I thought you might pick Owens...I'm guessing Carnage retains here...let's quit the yappin' and get to fightin'...

"Last Breath" by Hatebreed kicks up and the lights flicker on and off, creating a strobe effect. Omar steps out from the back yelling to the fans, trying to get them riled up. Freak Nasty 1, Omar's manager, follows closely behind, disgusted with the music.

O'Brien: Freak Nasty never looks happy to come out to that music...

Hemp: Would you? *laughs*

Omar gets to the ring as the lights come up and then drop down and searchlights play across the crowd as "Ultra" by KMFDM pumps out across the speakers. Suddenly there is an eruption of red fireworks at the entrance ramp and from behind the curtain emerges General Carnage. Carnage pauses at the end of the ramp to survey the crowd before striding down to the ring.

O'Brien: Carnage looks focused here, as he hands the Franchise Title belt to the referee and he holds it up....Franchise Title on the line in this great matchup!

Hemp: Nothing funny to say here I think...

Carnage and O2 circle the ring, eyeing each other, then both men suddenly lunge towards one another, locking it up in a collar and elbow tieup. Carnage gets the advantage and muscles O2 into the corner. The referee asks for a break, gets it, but then Carnage goes right back into the corner with a back elbow that lands perfectly on O2's face! Owens wipes his mouth as Carnage backs off with a grin. Owens charges Carnage and takes him down with a modified spear and begins punching away on Carnage as the crowd goes nuts!

O'Brien: We've got a war on our hands here, Hemp! This could get out of control in a hurry!

Hemp: Both men don't really like each other all that much...that much is clear!

Owens gets up off of Carnage as Carnage struggles to his feet and the two men lock up again, this time Owens executes a bodyslam on Carnage, planting him on the mat. Then Owens starts off the ropes and drops a legdrop on Carnage, who is feeling that! Carnage struggles to get to his feet now as Owens comes back and gets him to the ropes, then Owens whips Carnage, but Carnage reverses it and sends O2 off the ropes, and Carnage lands a perfect clothesline on O2! Owens gets to his knees and Carnage flies in with a dropkick that lands right in O2's chest! Owens gets knocked backwards into the ropes and then falls through them to the floor on the outside.

O'Brien: What a matchup we have here, Jonny, as the action is fast and furious here!

Hemp: It should be, it's for the coveted Franchise Title!

Owens is getting to his feet on the outside, but Carnage slides and kicks Owens back down! Both Carnage and Owens are outside now and are going at it, exchanging punches. They get near the crowd in the first row now, and many of the fans are slapping the two men on their backs as they pass by, still exchanging blows. Then Owens grabs Carnage by the arm and whips him into the steel steps near the ring! The sound of Carnage banging against the steps causes the crowd nearby to begin cheering wildly for Omar! Carnage gets up slowly, favoring his shoulder. Owens then gets Carnage and rolls him back into the ring. Owens follows as he waits for Carnage to get to his feet....

Hemp: Uh oh, I think maybe he's lookin' to end this one!

O'Brien: It could be, Jonny!

Carnage gets to his feet and Owens trys a spinebuster, but Carnage is able to block it and he nails Omar with a facebuster! Omar is down and Carnage gets to his feet and starts stomping on Omar now. Then, dropping down, he gets Omar into a vicious armbar submission move! Carnage is pulling on the arm of O2 here with all his might as he tries to get Omar to submit!

Hemp: Ah, here we go....good ol' fashioned armbar submission....

O'Brien: Carnage is raking back on that arm, and I don't know how much Omar can stand here! Wait! Look at Carnage, pulling back on the ropes when the referee isn't looking! What an ass!

Hemp: I love it!

Omar gets to his feet slowly here, working his way out of the hold and then he whips Carnage off the ropes and nails a shoulder tackle. Going off the ropes himself now, he stops and drops his legdrop again. Carnage is down!

O'Brien: Looks like O2 is headed up top! It could be time for Positively Breath-Taking!!

Hemp: Go Omar...

Omar gets to the top rope and signals for it, leaps and NAILS IT! What a moonsault! Omar goes for the cover, 1...2...NO! Carnage was able to kick out at the very last second! Omar is disgusted with himself here as he gets to his feet. Carnage is also getting up, but slowly. Omar goes over to the ropes and talks to the crowd a moment, and this allows for Carnage to get to his feet again. Omar turns around and Carnage nails a perfect superkick! What a move!

O'Brien: WOW! Have you ever seen a man of Carnage's size nail a superkick like that with such precision?!

Hemp: I can't say I have, O'Brien...

Omar is down and Carnage nows goes for a pinfall, and the referee drops down and makes the count....1....2...NO! Omar kicks out and the match continues. Carnage gets to his feet now and gets Omar to his feet by grabbing his head. He whips Omar off the ropes and nails a flying crossbody! What a move! Omar is down again and Carnage attempts another pinfall...1...2...NO! Omar again kicks out!

O'Brien: What a match this has been for the Franchise Title, Hemp! Back and forth go two of the best and brightest in the NWWF!

Hemp: I have to agree...it's been one helluva matchup....

Omar getting to his feet now as Carnage walks around a second gathering himself. Both men look tired as the match continues. Omar and Carnage lock up again, and this time Omar gets the upper hand, getting Carnage into the corner, then to the ropes. Omar grabs Carnage by the arm and whips him into the ropes and then nails a perfect clothesline! Carnage is down. Omar climbs the top rope again and nails another moonsault, POSITIVELY BREATHTAKING! Omar gets down and then locks on the LAST BREATH! Carnage seems to be out!!! I think that's it!!! The referee is signaling for the bell!!

O'Brien: We have a new Franchise Champion, Hemp! And his name is Omar Owens!! What a win for O2!!!

Freak Nasty 1 gets into the ring with Omar as the two get the belt and begin to celebrate!

Hemp: What a win for O2 here as he captures his first NWWF Title!



Segment Three.

O'Brien: Quite a shocking ending, with Carnage retiring after the loss, I don't know if anyone saw that coming.

Reed: He will be missed, of course. But I think we haven't seen the last of the General. Well our next match is one that will go down in the record books as probably the bloodiest match in history of the NWWF. The "Caged Hell" match from Chaos, pitting the Union vs. Card and Cross. With some insane bumps.

O'Brien: Oh yes. Keiji hitting the K from the top of the cage on Cross, was insane! The image of Kali sailing off the top of the cage as Keiji just pushed his own partner, will always be burnt into our memories. Let us take a look, if small children are watching, I would definitely turn the channel.



Unholy Union vs The Commitee

Red and White pyros explode as the "Caged Hell" cell begins to lower down to the ring. It's a monster of a cage. It surrounds the ring and most of the outside. The crew hurries to make sure its in place.

O'Brien: Hemp have you ever been in a cage match like this.

Hemp: Yes indeed. I retired Kidd Reaper in a match like this.

"Primal Concrete Sledge" by Pantera wails out of the PA system, as Chris Card and Cross make their way out. The two are heavily booed. They walk to the front of the cage. Cross begins to climb as Card enters through the door. Cross crawls up the side and sits.

Hemp: I never thought I'd say this, but I'm going to root for a sadistic florist and a Hindu Goddess tonight.

O'Brien: Good for you.

"Mr. Deadman" by Union Underground rips on, as Kali comes walking down the ramp, he has a smile on his face, as Sienna is standing next to him. He has a mic...

Hemp: Speak oh Goddess of Wisdom, speak.

Kali: Ah, the simple things in life. A good woman, a good wrestling match, and a really big ass cage. Can it get any better? See I told Keiji in the back, the art of psychological warfare, begins with your entrance to the ring. I said we should have huge ass pyros, loud blarring rock music, and of course, hot chicks. But you know how Keiji is, he has to go against whatever I say. So he decides that coming in from the roof of the arena and starting on the top of the cage is the way to go. That's one rascally asian, I tell ya. Ah look, there he is now!

Keiji lands on top of the cage after jumping down from one of the rafters. Cross turns around and is caught with a crecent kick that knocks him near the edge. Kali runs down the ramp and into the ring. The ref locks the door and we are on. Kali and Card lock up in the ring. Card with an inside arm drag, that catchs Kali by suprise, knee to the rib cage by Card. Card with another knee. He gets Kali down to one knee, he places his boot on the side of Kali's head and pulls back on the same arm.

O'Brien: Quite an entrance by Keiji.

Keiji and Cross exchange blows on the top of the cage. Cross ducks a right and catchs Keiji with a knee to the gut. He hits a DDT on top of the cage. Keiji is up though with a takedown. He hits some right hands on Cross, before getting up. Cross catches him as he tries to escape, with a drop kick. Keiji is headed for the edge. He catchs one of the cables to lower the ring and swings back in. Cross meets him and both are dancing on the edge of the cage! Cross and Keiji again trade blows, as Keiji ducks to the inside and hits a release german suplex on Cross, downing Cross.

Hemp: Thats right beat that little maggot.

O'Brien: It's amazing how you can be so consitantly impartial.

Kali is in control with a scoop slam. Card is up though with a short drop kick to Kali's knee. Kali tries to move but theres no where to go. Card with a drop kick to the other one Kali on his knees. Card with a rolling reverse snap mare. He has Kali's leg and tries for a half boston crab. Kali fights it and is able to shake Card off. Kali is hobbling up. Card up with a snap thigh kick, and with another. Kali catchs him with a hard left hand. Card is not stopped, he hits another kick to the back of Kali's knee. Kali crashes down to the mat. Card with a spinning toe hold on the fallen Kali. He really is trying to rip that knee out.

Hemp: This is a mistake. Kali is a four armed goddess, you don't go for his legs. You take out his arms one by one.

Back on top. Keiji is letting Cross have it with some snap kicks to the face. Cross catches, Keiji tries for the Enzguiri, Cross ducks it, and applies an STF! Keiji is in pain, but able to get out of the hold. Keiji staggers to his feet, and gets caught with a snap suplex from Cross, the cage shakes from the impact. The cage even dips in from where Keiji hit. Cross looks a little worried, he heads for the edge to try and climb down. Keiji stops him and holds him back with a front chancellory, he jumps back and hits a lay out DDT on Cross. Cross don's the crimson mask as he looks a little dazed. Keiji is up and he starts to drag Cross to other side of the cage to the spanish announce table, which is broadcasting tonights PPV for the first time to Puerto Rico.

Hemp: Speaking of Puerto Rico, I just love those cigars. It's a damn shame the US won't allow them to sell them here.

O'Brien: That's Cuba.

Hemp: Same difference.

Kali is in pain as he tries to drag himself across the ring, Card gives chase. He tries to lock the legs again, but Kali powers out and sends Card down. Kali drags himself to his feet. He is on the offense for the first time tonight. Kali hits three rights in a row, then whips Card into the turnbuckle. Card grabs his lower back, and walks right into a Kali clothesline! Kali tries to shake off the pain from his knee, but he's still hobbling around. Card is back up, and he tries for a dive for Kal's knee. Kali leapfrogs as Card fals toward the mat. Kali hooks a single leg crab of his own! Card is feeling it, but he won't give up.

Hemp: Kali with a submission hold? Did Hell freeze over?

On the top of the cage, Keiji and Cross are battling for control of each other. They are dangerously close to the edge, right above the spanish announce table. Keiji tries for an uppercut, but Cross blocks, hits a boot to the midsection, and connects with the DEPTHS OF MADNESS on the steel cage!!! Keiji is busted wide open, as the blood drops down onto Kali and Card inside the cage.

Hemp: Ummm, gross.

Kali looks up as several drops of blood hit his head. Card takes advantage by lowblowing Kali. Card gets up on one knee, then stands up slowly. Kali turns around, as Card tries for the HEARTBREAKER!!! NO!!! Kali caught Card's foot! Dragonscrew on Card, followed up by an elbow drop across his throat! Kali goes for a cover...1...2...Card gets his shoulder up. Kali brings Card up, and whips him into the ropes. Kali with a huge tilt-a-whirl slam!

O'Brien: Kali with a huge flurry of offense.

Up top, Cross picks Keiji up, and sets him up for a powerbomb! Cross is going to powerbomb Keiji off the cage through the announce table! Cross brings Keiji up, but Keiji starts punching at Cross' face! Cross can't hold on much longer, and falls backward onto the steel mesh, with Keiji battering Cross' face!!! Keiji rises slowly, bringing up Cross with him. Keiji with a kick to the gut, and Keiji sets Cross up for the K! He looks out into the crowd, then down again at the Spanish announce table! The crowd is going crazy! Keiji grabs Cross' arms, and HITS THE K FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE DESK!!!!! Cross' face lands on the monitors with a sickening THUD, as Keiji's knees take a lot of damage form the fall. Both men are out.

O'Brien: God god, he's dead.

Kali is dominating inside the cage right now, as he puts Card down in the middle of the ring with a great gutwrench powerbomb! Kali scales the turnbuckles for a classic HUGE ELBOW DROP. Kali gets an idea, and scales the side of the cage. He gets to the top, and starts swinging his way over to the middle of the ring. Kali gets right above a still-motionless Card, and lets go to execute a 15-FOOT ELBOW DROP! Kali grabs his knee in pain again as Card looks nearly dead.

O'Brien: How can any of these guys stand?

Medics are checking on Keiji and Cross now, as both are moving a little. Somehow, Keiji manages to stand up, although he looks dazed. The medics try to keep him down, but Keiji just pushes them away. He sees Kali and Card motionless in the ring, and makes his way to the door. Cross is slowly getting to his feet, as he grabs the stethoscope around one medic's neck and starts half-running half-stumbling towards Keiji. He surprises Keiji ands starts choking him with the stethoscope. Cross uses the stethoscope to swing Keiji's face into the cold, unforgiving steel cage. He then swings Keiji inside, and follows him in.

Hemp: This seems like alot of pain, all for tag titles? That's the lowest on the championship food chain.

Both Card and Kali are still lying near-dead in the middle of the ring. Keiji stands up, and Cross knocks him back down with a spinning heel kick. Cross with the pin...1...2....Keiji somehow gets his shoulder up.

O'Brien: I'm amazed these guys can even stand.

Kali is moving now, as is Card. They both see Keiji and Cross inside the ring now, and wonder how the hell they got there. Kali goes to the apron to get some composure, and Card tries standing up. Meanwhile, Keiji tries to whip Cross into Card, but Cross reverses, and Keiji takes Card down again with a cross body block! Keiji with punches to Card's face! Cross sees this, and runs over to help his partner, but Kali takes him down with a springboard lariat off the ring ropes! The crowd's going crazy as both Keiji and Kali are beating down on Card and Cross, respectively. Kali picks Cross up and grabs him by the back of his neck. Kali throws Cross over the top rope, and through the door to the protective mat outside! Cross gets up, and Kali tries for another amazing springboard lariat from the top rope! Kali flies, but Cross catches him in midair! Cross with a NOTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX ONTO THE FLOOR!

Hemp: Ouch.

Inside the ring, Keiji pulls Card up form the mat, and sends him into the turnbuckle with a knife-edge chop to his chest. Another chop. And another. Keiji misses the next chop, and Card reverses Keiji into the turnbuckle and hits 1,2,3,4...5 knife-edge chops on Keiji!! Crd tries for another whip into the opposite turnbuckle, but Keiji reverses into a whip into the same turnbuckle. Card's chest hit the buckle, and Keiji let's Card fly with a release german suplex.

Hemp: Let's go already.

On the outside, Cross is kicking away at Kali's midsection. He picks Kali up and sets him up against the cage wall. Kali's eyes are barely open, and he can barely stand. Cross grabs a chair, folds it, and lines it up with Kali's head! Cross swings, and sandwiches Kali's head between steel! Kali falls down in a slump.

Hemp: Oh no, the Goddess is down.

Keiji brings Card up again, but is met with an eye gouge. Keiji stumbles around as Card regains his composure. Keiji turns around and tries for a right punch, but Card grabs his hand, steps under, hooks Keiji's head, and hits the CARDIAC ARREST! Keiji is down, but Card doesn't make the cover. He calls for Cross, who throws the chair down and climbs back into the ring. It is now 2-on-1.

O'Brien: Looks like Kali is outnumbered.

Cross picks Keiji up, and hooks him into a full nelson. Card begins a series of kicks and punches, culminating in a spinning heel kick. Card tries for it, but Keiji mule kicks Cross, ducks, and Card hits the spinning heel kick on Cross! Card can't believe it!!! Keiji hits a quick running neckbreaker on Card, then gets up and looks out into the crowd. He looks at Kali's slumped figure on the outside, and back towards Cross and Card. Keiji goes to pick up Card, but Cross surprises him with a full body tackle, which knocks Keiji to the outside. Cross springs off the far ropes, and executes a SWANTON FLIP OVER THE ROPES ONTO KEIJI!!! NO!!!!! KEIJI MOVED! KEIJI MOVED! Cross' back SMACKS into the steel wall, and he lands roughly on his neck. Inside, Card is back up, and he hits a baseball slide on Keiji, which sends Keiji out the door. Card follows him, and Keiji scales the outside of the cage. Keiji makes it up to the top, and signals for Card to follow. Card starts climbing up, but when his fingers reach the top, Keiji stomps on them. Card is hanging by one hand. On the floor, Kali begins moving again. Keiji tries to stomp on Card's other hand, but Card grabs Keiji's foot, and pulls! Keiji begins falling off the cage, but grabs hold of the top just in time! Both Card and Keiji are hanging off the top of the cage!!

Hemp: Jump!!!!

Kali stands up, unsteadily looking around. He sees Cross is laid out, crumpled against the inside of the cage. Kali starts climbing the cage to get to the top, as both Card and Keiji have made it up. They exchange blows on top of the cage, neither gaining the upper hand. Kali makes it to the top, and attacks Card from behind. Kali with a hammerlock DDT on Card!

O'Brien: Kali showing his endurance.

Hemp: That's not what Sienne said.

Card is down now, as both Keiji and Kali signal to the crowd for the DESCENT TO HELL! The people are going ape-shit!!!! Kali picks Card up and brings him near the edge, above the english announce table. Kali with a kick to the gut, and puts him in the powerbomb position. Kali brings him up, elevates him, and Keiji comes through with a spinning heel kick that sends Chris Card on a DESCENT TO HELL 16 FEET LONG!!! Card crashes through the announce table, shattering it to pieces and leaving the Unholy Union atop the cage.

Hemp: God damn it, I'm sick of having our table destroyed. Where am I supposed to put my coffee?

Kali turns around, Keiji steps up and shoves Kali off the edge of the cage! Kali hits the ground, with nothing to break his fall but the cold gray cement. Keiji looks down at Kali laying on the ground. Keiji makes the sign of the angel as he looks down. Card rolls over and drapes an arm on Keiji..1...2...3!! New Champs!! Immediately EMT's rush to Card and Kali. They check on both and help them to the back as Cross follows, holding the belts. As Keiji climbs down the cage, he drops to the ground to a shower of boos. He begins walking up the ramp when all of a sudden "Song 2" by Blur blasts over the speakers. Keiji stops dead in his tracks and braces for the arrival of Spike. But from the crowd Spike jumps over the guardrail, with a lead pipe in hand! With great quickness Spike rushes behind Keiji and with all his strength gives him a shot to the back of head! The shot is brutal and sends Keiji smashing into the railing but he doesn't go down! He shakes his head but before he can turn around, Spike grabs him and throws him up against the cell, he follows up with another brutal shot to the stomach and drops the pipe. He pulls out two pairs of cuffs and cuffs Keiji's each hand to the cell. Spike grabs a mic and stands infront of Keiji, who is still conscious and struggles against the cuffs.

Spike: I am sorry Keiji, that I had to attack you from behind. But seeing as how you would have attacked me on sight, I had to figure out a way to talk to you face to face??? Simply Keiji, I have made it my ultimate goal, the thing above everything else in my life to put an end to you. And I realize that the only way that can happen is if you and me going up against each other one more time. But I need more time Keiji. If you want a real challenge, we will face each other one month from now at the next Pay-Per-View. Then I will be ready for you Keiji, and you will see how much I will have changed.

Hemp: Oh wow, you mean we get to see Spike wrestle Keiji. How exciting, we've only seen that match 2 million times.

Spike drops the mic and walks up the ramp, through the curtains. Keiji suddenly becomes enraged and breaks free from one of his cuffs! He manages to break the second one and sprints up the ramp.



Segment 4.

O'Brien: Just insane. Simply enough, insane. Four men putting themselves on the line, the titles were truly secondary there. We'll our next match is one that probally now has more impact, then it did then. Thats Kidd vs. Cross from Oblivion for the World Title. This match is mainly known for giving Kidd Reaper is first Major Title.

Reed: As someone who helped Kidd Reaper get into the business, I have to say that a shot of pride deifnitly went through me on this one. Kidd has earned this title, unlike some champs who just have them handed out like it was free.

O'Brien: This from a man, who spent years earnning respect, before winning a title. Kidd Reaper vs. Cross from Oblivion for the World Title.



Kidd Reaper vs Cross

Hemp: Hey I have a joke for you while we wait for the Main Event.

O'Brien: What.

Hemp: What do you get when you cross an elephant's testical and Kip Re....

"Whatever" by Godsmack plays as BWO Hall of Famer, NGN Kip Reed comes walking out from the back. The fans are going crazy as he stomps towards the announce table.

Hemp: WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?

O'Brien: He's my insurance policy, to keep you in line.

Kip comes down to the table and sets up a chair between Hemp and O'Brien.

Hemp: Hehehe, I was just kidding about that whole elephant's testical thing.

Kip: Shut your mouth right now.

Hemp: But I get paid to.....

Kip: Your done for tonight. I'm going to personally make sure that this match get's called right down the middle.

A video highlight of the Cross/Kidd Reaper saga is shown on the NetTron. It shows how this war started with Cross filling Kidd Reaper's boots with cottage cheese. It shows Kidd Reaper retaliating and destroying Cross' new car.

O'Brien: All the victories in the tournament mean nothing. This is it, it all comes down to this match.

Hemp: That's right, this is the night that Kidd Reaper gets pinned 1.2.3 by the next champion....Cross.

Kip: Kidd Reaper is one of the most talented wrestlers I've ever seen. He's gotta be the odds on favorite to win.

Hemp: No way, remember when I kicked his ass.

Kip: Remember when I kicked yours.

"Kid's Aren't Alright" hits the speakers as some purple fireworks light up the stage. Kidd Reaper makes his way to the ring wearing his new Kidd TV t-shirt. Kidd slides under the ring ropes and lifts his arms to the crowd's delight.

O'Brien: I guess Kidd is trying to advertise his new officially licensed t-shirt.

Hemp: What a sell out.

Kip: Maybe if you had some fans, they would buy your t-shirt.

"Primal Concrete Sledge" blasts over the speakers as all the lights in the arena go out. The music is almost drowned out by fans cheering. Then, from ceiling 90 feet above, a bunch of blinding bright lights are seen in the darkness, making everyone in the arena squint. A platform with many glaring white lights is being lowered slowly from the rafters. Cross is standing in the middle of the platform with his back facing the camera, his shirt is off giving everyone a view of the large cross tattoo covering his back. The lights are flashing in rythym to the music as the platform slowly lowers. Cross has a mic and speaks in a low, dark voice.

Cross: Two guys walk into a bar. The first one says to the other, 'Gee, aren't you Cross?' The second guy says, 'Why yes I am.' The first guy says, 'I'm Kidd Reaper and I'm going to beat your ass!' The second guy says, 'No you're not, because you're looking up into bright lights and can't see me coming down to land on top of you!!

As Cross finishes speaking the platform hovers about 30 feet above the ring, Cross jumps OFF THE PLATFORM AND LANDS ON KIDD REAPER!!!

O'Brien: MY GOD!!! That must have been THIRTY FEET!!!

Hemp: Cross is a man gone insane and I LOVE IT!!!! Stand up O'Brien and salute the soon to be champ.

Kip smacks Hemp in the back of the head.

Hemp: Ouch. Knock that shit off.

Kip: Don't tell me what to do punk.

Cross takes advantage and attacks from behind. He whips Kidd into the ropes and hits a big boot to put Kidd down. Cross lifts Kidd up and hits a snap suplex. Cross then starts to stomp away at Kidd. Kidd rolls away from the boots as he tries to recover. Kidd gets back to his feet, but Cross puts him down with a spinning heel kick. Cross lifts Kidd up by the chin and delivers a running knee lift, right to Kidd's jaw.

Hemp: Hey Kidd, your teeth are now in the first row.

O'Brien: It looks like Cross isn't going to hold anything back.

Kip: In a match like this you have to put it all on the line.

Cross tosses Kidd over the top rope. Cross then goes off the ropes and does a suicide dive through the ropes connecting with Kidd's abdomen. Cross picks Kidd up and drops him across the steel guard rail. Cross then slides back into the ring and taunts Kidd to get up. Kidd slides back into the ring.

Hemp: Cross is man handling the K.I. Double Dork

O'Brien: Kidd hasn't quite recovered from that opening attack.

Cross whips Kidd into the corner. Cross takes Kidd up to the top turnbuckle. He goes for a top rope hurricanrana but Kidd backdrops him over the turnbuckle onto the floor. Kidd then turns around and hits a elbow drop onto Cross. Kidd picks up Cross and throws him into the steps. Cross' shoulder hits hard. Kidd then picks up Cross' arm and dropkicks him right in the elbow.

O'Brien: Kidd seems to be targeting Cross' right arm.

Kip: I know I would always pick a joint and focus my attack on it.

Hemp: Yeah who can forget that classic finisher, the Gimmick Lock, how long did it take you to think up that name.

Kip: Wanna see it applied.

Kidd takes the arm again and pulls it behind Cross back into a chickenwing. Cross breaks it with an elbow. Kidd puts Cross back down with a spinning roundhouse right. Kidd pulls Cross' arm against the bottom of the steps. He then picks up the other half of the steps and drops them on top of Cross' arm. Cross grabs his elbow in pain.

O'Brien: You can see the hatred between these two.

Kip: Kidd is trying to put Cross out perminently.

Hemp: What a poor sportsman. Can't he win fairly.

Kidd drags Cross into the isle and gives him a spinning belly to belly suplex. Kidd picks Cross up again and hits a neckbreaker. Kidd then picks Cross up and rolls him back into the ring. Kidd stands on the apron and waits for Cross to get up. Kidd then hits a springboard missile dropkick to put Cross down. Cross rolls out of the ring and leans on the announce table. Kidd comes out after him.

Hemp: Watch out Cross.

Jonny Hemp hands Cross the ring bell. Kidd spins Cross around and gets planted with a shot from the bell. Cross throws Kidd into the ring and makes a cover. 1.......2......Kidd somehow kicks out. Cross then goes to the top rope. Cross jumps off and connects with a top rope leg drop. He makes another cover. 1......2.....Kidd kicks out again.

Kip: What the hell do you think your doing. Don't you ever interfere in this match again.

Hemp: What'd I do?

Cross goes outside the ring and pulls a ladder out from underneath the ring. He slides it into the ring and sets it up in the corner. Cross picks up Kidd and lays him across the ladder in the corner. Cross then goes to the opposite corner and hits a running vertical splash on Kidd, crushing him against the ladder. Cross holds his hands out trying to impress the fans.

Hemp: You da man.

O'Brien: This is a World Title match, he needs to stop wasting time and make the cover.

Kip: This is just a rookie mistake. The kids young.

Kidd slowly gets back up and comes from behind for the roll up pin. 1......2...Cross breaks it up. Cross jumps back to his feet and drives Kidd into the mat with a double ax handle. Cross then sets up the ladder. He climbs to the top of the ladder, but Kidd does a leg sweep and knocks the ladder down, flinging Cross over the top rope. Cross lands bent in half over the steel guard rail. Kidd goes out after him and throws him back into the ring. Kidd then picks up the ladder and drives it right into Cross' jaw.

Kip: Cross is going to be sucking soup through a strawl after that one.

Kidd then sets the ladder back up and drags Cross to the top of it. Kidd then superplexes Cross off the ladder. Both men are down, but Kidd puts his arm across Cross. The ref counts 1.......2......No Cross just gets a shoulder up. Kidd gets back to his feet. Kidd goes off the ropes and hits a springboard moonsault. The ref makes the count. 1........2.....Cross gets a foot on the ropes.

Kip: I've never seen a superplex off the ladder before. Both guys have got to be feeling that one.

Hemp: Way to point that out, Mr. Obvious.

Kidd goes outside the ring and grabs a steel chair. Cross starts to get back to his feet. Kidd comes back inside the ring and tosses the chair to Cross. Cross catches it but Kidd lands a standing side kick sending the chair into Cross' face. Kidd then grabs the chair and puts Cross elbow in the chair. Kidd then goes to the top rope and jumps onto the chair crushing Cross' elbow. Cross screams in pain and holds his elbow. The ref checks to see if he can continue, but Cross pushes him away.

Kip: This is a different side of Kidd Reaper.

Hemp: He's just trying to injure Cross, he doesn't care about the title at all.

O'Brien: I disagree. These guys just don't like each other. This is weeks worth of frustration coming out.

Kidd attacks Cross' injured arm. Kidd locks him into an armbar. Cross can't escape. He inches towards the ropes. Kidd tries to lock it in tighter. Cross won't give up, he finally gets to the ropes as the ref makes Kidd break the hold. Kidd picks up Cross and sets him up for a running powerbomb. Cross flips over Kidd's shoulder to escape. Cross then grabs Kidd's head from behind and gives him a bulldog. Cross then does a leg drop across Kidd's throat. Cross grabs Kidd's leg and applies the figure four. Kidd has nowhere to go. He now starts to inch towards the ropes but can't make it. Kidd struggles but managers to roll the hold over, causing Cross to break it.

Kip: This Cross guy has really impressed me. He won't give up.

Cross tries to kick Kidd in the gut, but Kidd grabs his foot. Cross then hits an insiguri. Cross rolls out of the ring and pulls out a table. He slides the table into the ring. Cross sets up the ladder besides the table. Kidd gets back up, but Cross takes him out with a quick ddt. Cross whips Kidd into the ropes and hits a spinebuster. Cross then drags Kidd to the top of the ladder. Cross hooks Kidd's leg and gives him a fisherman's suplex through the table from the top of the ladder.

Hemp: Holy shit.

Kip: Another incredible move.

O'Brien: He just broke Kidd in half with that move.

Kip: Yeah but Cross has to protect that arm. It could be fractured.

Both men just lay there unconscious. Cross finally starts to stir as he covers Kidd. 1......2.....Kidd gets a shoulder up at the very last second as the crowd goes wild for both of these men. Cross can't believe it. He picks up Kidd and sets him up for a piledriver. Kidd reverses it and backdrops Cross. Cross grabs the steel chair that's still laying in the ring. Cross swings wildly with the chair, but Kidd ducks it. Kidd then kicks Cross in the stomach and hits a northern lights bomb. Kidd makes the cover. 1......2......Cross kicks out.

Kip: Kidd's signature move couldn't take Cross out.

Hemp: Cross is unstoppable.

Both men are worn out. Kidd and Cross start to throw punches at each other. They are too tired to do anything else. They exchange a series of punches. Cross finally ducks one of Kidd's punches and goes for a reverse ddt. Unfortunately he grabbed Kidd with his injured arm. Cross releases the hold and cluthes his elbow. Kidd turns around and goes for a clothesline. Cross ducks it as Kidd levels the referee. Kidd turns around as Cross lands a knee to Kidd's gut. Cross hooks Kidd up for the DEPTHS OF MADNESS. Cross hits it. Cross makes the cover. The ref is still out, there's no one to count.

Hemp: Get a ref, this one's over. Come on.

Kip: This is unfortunate. I think Cross would have had this one.

Cross tries to revive the referee. Kidd starts to get back up. Cross turns around and hits Kidd with a running high knee. Cross then drops a few elbows across Kidd's neck. Cross climbs to the top turnbuckle. Kidd starts to get up. He turns around. Cross goes for a flying crossbody. Kidd catches him out of the air and buries him 6 FT. UNDER. Kidd falls down on Cross. The referee starts to come to. He looks at the pin. 1.........................2..........................3!!!!!!!!!! Kidd Reaper wins the NWWF World Title.

Hemp: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Kip: Kidd Reaper finally becomes a world champion, nobody deserves it more.

Hemp: This is the worst day EVER.



Segment 5.

O'Brien: Kidd Reaper with the win, but not without contraversey. Not a lot of people, thought Cross would go on from there. Some just expected him to fall to the way side. But that has not been the case, he has fought on, ever so slowly gaining ground on the title. The next match, is the battle of Team Elite. Kip can you tell us about Team Elite.

Reed: Team Elite was formed in the NWWF, before becoming apart of the "Invasion" that took over the BWO. They defeated Lightning and HellFyre to capture the BWO Tag Belts. But of course General Carnage went on to be BWO Champ, and Chris Cage didn't go on to do anything, but made his return to the NWWF to win the Franchise title. Carnage caught wind and returned, the two tried re-forming, but egos clashed and it set up this match. With an ending so shocking, it was almost totally pulled off the tape for Showdown.

O'Brien: The "Shot Heard Round The World" I nearly wet my pants as I sat watching from the announce booth. Here it is from Evolution, Cage vs. Carnage for the Franchise.



Chris Cage vs General Carnage

Lights in the arena dim low, as "Breathe" by Prodigy blasts over the PA, Cage stands aloft at the top of the steelramp with his head held low, hair dripping wet and the Franchise Title over his shouler, lights then start to flash as green pyro's go off, Cage lifts his head up, as Jordan makes her way towards the ring, Cage follows slowly behind with a determined look on his face.

Hemp: What a shame, Chris Cage still being led around by that prick tease, Jordan. If only he would be a man and handle his bitches.

O'Brien: Kiss your mother with that mouth.

Hemp: I'm hear to state the cold hard truth, Dave. If you can't handle it than move your fat ass down the block.

The lights drop down and searchlights play across the crowd as "Ultra" by KMFDM pumps out across the speakers. Suddenly there is an eruption of red fireworks at the entrance ramp and from behind the curtain emerges General Carnage. Carnage pauses at the end of the ramp to survey the crowd before striding down to the ring.

Hemp: There he is, the next Franchise Champion. And would someone re-name that title. How bout the Hemp Memorial Championship. That sounds good doesn't it.

O'Brien: Only to you.

Chris Cage bends down as he hands over the Franchise Title to Jordan. Carnage wastes no time as he jumps Cage from behind with a double handed smash on Cage's back! Cage fights back with an elbow to Carnage's stomach! Carnage seems to have had some wind knocked out of him. Carnage looks at Cage, as Cage gets up. Carnage tries to hit a right but Cage just blocks it and hits a right of his own! The crowd begins to back Cage up. Cage just grabs Carnage's arm and whips him into the corner. Cage runs in and hits a vicious clothesline! Cage jumps onto the turnbuckle as he lifts his fist in the air. The crowd just counts with him! 1...2...3...4...5...6...Carnage grabs Cage's legs and runs off the turnbuckle for a huge spinebuster!

Hemp: Is there a Chiropractor in the house. Cause Chris Cage is going to need his spine re-aligned after that one.

O'Brien: General Carnage is an impressive physical specimen.

Carnage gets up as he looks down at Cage. He bounces himself off the ropes as he goes for an elbow drop but Chris Cage rolls out in time! Carnage holds his elbow as he gets up. Cage jumps and dropkicks Carnage! Carnage falls back into the corner! Cage gets up and runs into the corner for a splash but Carnage puts up a boot! Cage falls back! Carnage pulls Cage in close as he delivers a one handed scoop slam! Carnage just stands up as he waits for Cage to do so as well.

O'Brien: General Carnage should capitalize on Cage while he's down.

Hemp: Don't rush an artist.

Chris Cage finally gets up. He turns around and falls prey to a DDT! Carnage gets up as he spits right down on Chris Cage! He runs over to the turnbuckle and jumps off the second turnbuckle and hits a leg drop! Cage looks hurt now! Carnage looks out into the crowd. He looks back over to the entrance where he seems to be signalling for someone. Cage notices Carnage is distracted and he sweeps Carnage off his feet! Carnage just hit the mat face first! Cage pulls up Carnage and hits a reverse DDT of his own! Carnage is down! Cage is signalling to the crowd!

O'Brien: Chris Cage has just turned the tables on General Carnage.

Hemp pulls out a military helmet and puts it on.

Hemp: Or so you think.

Cage bends down but all of a sudden Military Taps plays all over as "The Sniper" Mike Reed walks out to the entrance with a rifle. He has a small tripod as he sets it up on the entrance. Chris Cage just stops completely as he looks to the entrance. He looks as he sees that Mike Reed is just setting something up but can't make out what it is.

O'Brien: This is insane, you can't shoot a man in cold blood.

Hemp: Ready.....AIM.....

Carnage now gets up as he turns Cage around and picks him up into a military press! Cage can't believe it but Carnage just holds him up for about three seconds before slamming him down! Carnage has a look of super intensity on him! Cage struggles to get up. He tries to go for a punch but Carnage picks him up for a one handed chokeslam! Carnage bends down for the pin! 1........................2.......KICKOUT!!!

Hemp: Damn it, must we always do things the hard way.

Cage gets up, slowly. Carnage looks over to Mike Reed. He's not finished with whatever he's doing it seems. The General looks down as sees that Cage is rolling out of the ring! Carnage walks over to the ropes and begins to yell at Cage to get back in. Chris Cage regains his composure as he walks over to Jordan. Carnage still stands next to the ropes. Cage runs forward as he pulls Carnage's legs right from under him! Carnage is on his back! Cage gets in the ring.

O'Brien: Chris Cage had better end this quickly before Mike Reed is finished.

Hemp: End it, like he could.

Chris Cage pulls up General Carnage and delivers a snap suplex! Chris Cage gets up and looks hyped! The fans are showing their support! carnage begins to get back up but Cage pulls him back in for a double powerbomb! A pin! 1...............2...KICKOUT!!!

O'Brien: Chris Cage was a heartbeat away from retaining his title.

Hemp: That's a long, long heartbeat.

Carnage slaps the mat as he's furious. Cage just stands back and signals for Carnage to continue it. Carnage walks over but gets hit with a superkick! Carnage falls into a corner! His back hits the turnbuckles, he bounces off and Cage catches him for a MONSTER russian legsweep!!! Chris Cage gets up! He's on fire! He's signalling for the end of this match!

Hemp: Hey Reed, get off your ass and do something. You never can trust a Reed to get the job done. That's why Kip's son looks so much like the mailman.

Chris Cage bends down and he slaps on the SEAL OF FATE! Both men are in the middle of the ring and General Carnage is definitely in a lot of pain! Chris Cage tightens the hold. Cage looks down as he realizes there is a red dot on his chest! Cage looks to the ramp and sees that Mike Reed is laying down with the rifle on the tripod just aiming at Chris Cage. Cage looks up in rage as Reed just smiles. Cage sees nothing else to do but to break the hold. Cage gets up as he clinches his fist. Reed never breaks his aim. Carnage gets up slowly with the aid of the ropes. Carnage shakes off the pain. Right then and there, Reed shrugs and FIRES THE RIFLE! A HUGE SHOT IS HEARD! CHRIS CAGE IS DOWN! General Carnage is just smiling as evilly as he possibly can! Cage is covered in red!

Hemp: Holy shit.

O'Brien: This is manslaughter.

Hemp: Hey Dave, you know I was just kidding earlier right. I wasn't involved in any way. I didn't plan it, nope, no sir. It's all GC and Mike Reed on this one. Jonny Hemp knew nothing, nothing I say.

General Carnage just bends down with a light pin on Cage. 1...............2..................3!!!

O'Brien: What a sinister individual. A man lies fatally wounded and all General Carnage can care about is the title.

The referee is confused. But he hands over the title to General Carnage anyways. Carnage snatches the title as he jumps onto a turnbuckle with it in one hand. The people just boo as most people look in shock at the fallen Chris Cage! Carnage just gets out of the ring with the title. He joins Mike Reed at the ramp as Carnage holds up at the title. Both men are laughing about something! In the ring, Chris Cage is GETTING UP!!! Cage looks up as he looks at his chest. A PAINTBALL!!! He gets up completely angered as he looks up at the ramp at the celebrating Carnage and Reed.

Hemp: Whooo, a paintball, they had me going there for a minute. Bravo boys, great performance.

O'Brien: Were you scared Jonny. You know what they do to guys like you in prison, right?

Suddenly out of nowhere, OMAR OWENS POPS OUT AND NAILS BOTH GENERAL CARNAGE AND MIKE REED WITH A CHAIR! Owens drops the chair as he proudly places a foot over Mike Reed, wearing a Mikey Mouse ears cap. Freak Nasty stands right next to him as Omar Owens just gives Chris Cage a big thumbs up. Cage just looks confused as he rolls out of the ring and is helped by Jordan.




Segment 6.

Reed: No one saw Mike Reed with the paintball gun in the rafters. I remember being in the back and watching the medics rush the ring thinking it was an actual gunshot. Carnage and Reed were both heavily fined for that stunt. Shocking.

O'Brien: I think shocking is the term to define our next match. Some call it the match of the year. It's the first time Kali and Keiji fought, it helped form their friendship. It was for the No. One Contendership for the Extreme Title. This match was so graphic, that we almost didnt' recieve clearence to show it here, but we wre able to, hear it is..

Reed: Bloodbath redefined...



Kali vs Keiji Twasni

"Raise the Roof" by Luke starts. the fans start booing him horribly. Kali looks around and smirks as he stops half way down the ramp walks over to one side and starts talking to a blonde girl sitting at ringside. Security ushers Kali to the ring. He goes and sits on the top turnbuckle.

Hemp: Here he is, the man who defies the English language, Kali.

A chime sounds as the arena fills with a light. The first few cords of "Stairway to Heaven" starts. Cherry Blossoms fill the entrance way as "The Angel" Keiji Twasni makes his way down the ramp he slides into the ring and kneels to pray. He stands up and Kali and him look at each other. They nod to each other as they begin circling each other.

Hemp: That pink flower thing still doesn't work for me. Makes me wonder which side of the plate Keiji's batting from.

Lock up in the center of the ring. Kali with a hiptoss and takes Keiji down to the mat. Keiji is quickly up and hits a short drop kick to Kali's knee. He follows it with another. He forces Kali down to one knee. Side kick to Kali's head sends him down to the mat. Keiji goes to the outside. He goes underneath the ring. He sets the table up on the outside. Kali now outside. He catches Keiji with a right fist. He rolls Keiji to the inside. He climbs up on the apron. Keiji is up and tries to suplex Kali back into the ring. Kali blocks it and reverse it. Kali Suplexs Keiji from the inside to the outside and threw the table! Keiji caught his legs on the guardrail at ringside. He quickly clutches his leg after the fall.

O'Brien: Keiji might be seriously injured.

Hemp: How do you hurt a ghost?

O'Brien: Good point.

Kali is quickly up. He hobbles over and picks up the ringside steps. He drops them on top of Keiji and hits a senton on top of the steps, sandwiching Keiji between the steps and the floor. Kali is hurt, he rolls to the side and lays still for a second. Keiji begins to stir and hes on his feet. He drags himself into the ring. He slowly drags himself across the ring, he begins to climb the turnbuckles very slowly. He climbs to the top. He leaps over the turnbuckle with a Celestial Twist. Kali is able to get out of the way, and Keiji crashes onto the floor. Kali scoops Keiji's body of the floor and he throws him on top of the announcer's booth. He picks up Keiji and grabs him around his throat and signals for the chokeslam. Keiji with a lowblow with his right leg. He turns around and lifts Kali into THE ANGEL WINGS. Kali and Keiji crash through the announcer's booth.

Hemp: What the hell kind of names are these.

O'Brien: What do you mean.

Hemp: Celestial Splash, Angel Wings. Gay Gay Gay.

Neither man is moving. Out of no where the Reverend makes his way down to the ring. He grabs Keiji and starts dragging him away. Kali is up and gives chase. They get halfway up the ramp. Kali stops the Reverend and sends him down with a right hand. He picks the Reverend up and gives the Reverend Moses Blaque the Ride With The Devil on the steel entranceway! Keiji with a forearm across the back of Kali. Keiji tries for a suplex, but Kali blocks it. Kali hooks Keiji into an overhead suplex on the ramp. Kali pulls Keiji up again. Kali sets up for a hook kick. Keiji ducks it. He throws a quick back elbow and locks up behind Kali, He tries for a German suplex. Kali blocks it. He turns around and grabs Keiji around the throat. He throws Keiji off the ramp with a double arm chokeslam. Keiji crashes to the floor. He begins to spit up blood. Kali climbs down to the floor. He walks behind the curtain. He re-amerages with a fork lift. He gets out and loads Keiji's body on to it. He begins to raise it up. Keiji is lifted high into the air. Kali back behind the curtain he re-amerages with a ladder. He sets it up and begins climbing.

Hemp: Kali's Klimbing the ladder.

Kali climbs to the very top, just a foot below Keiji on the fork lift. He looks out to the crowd for a minute, which gives Keiji enough time to lowblow Kali. Kali nearly loses his balance, but Keiji catches him. Keiji brings him up in a suplex, but falls forward, smashing Kali's stomach on the top of the ladder. Keji picks Kali up, and kicks him in the gut. Keiji sets up for the K, the crowd begins to cheer wildly. Keiji locks it in, and JUMPS OFF THE FORKLIFT ONTO THE STEEL STAGE! They crash through the stage with metal flying everywhere!

Hemp: Oh man, who's cleaning up this mess.

O'Brien: These two men have just put their bodies through hell and your worrying about cleaning assignments.

Hemp: Think about it. We get paid alot of money to just sit here and talk. You never know if Henderson will make us pull double duty.

O'Brien: You think he'd do that?

Referees go to check on both the wrestlers, as they are both trying to get up. Keiji gets up first, and staggers around a bit, but manages to pick Kali up. Kali is busted open, and blood is pouring from his face. Keiji with a punch to Kali's forehead. Another. And another. Keiji winds up for a big right hand, but Kali blocks it, and gives Keiji a DDT onto the concrete floor! Kali rolls Keiji over, and goes for the pin...1...2...NO! Keiji got his shoulder up. Kali picks Keiji up and sets him up in the powerbomb position...Kali tries for the Ride With The Devil, but Keiji reverses into a spinning headscissors takedown!

Hemp: Isn't it ironic that a Ride With the Devil could beat an Angel?

Keiji picks up a small piece of steel that came from the entrance ramp, and smacks Kali over the head with it. Kali staggers a bit, but doesn't go down. Kali and Keiji are making there way back to the ring slowly. Keiji takes a sharp side of the steel square and uses it to slice a gash in Kali's forehead. Keiji then CRACKS the steel right onto the gash on Kali's forehead. Kali falls backward from the impact.

Hemp: Just give one of these guys a gun and stop the torture.

O'Brien: In my entire broadcasting career, I have never seen complete destruction like this.

Hemp: Not me, you should have seen Kip Reed's hotel room when he lost his N'Sync CD. He tore that place to shreds looking for it.

O'Brien: One of these days, your mouth's going to get you in trouble.

Keiji and Kali are only a few yards from the ring now, and Keiji lays the steel piece across Kali's chest. Keiji slides into the ring and climbs the nearest turnbuckle to Kali. He looks out to the crowd, and jumps off for a HUGE SPLASH on Kali! NO! Kali got back up, and almost DECAPITATED KEIJI WITH THE STEEL SQUARE AS HE WAS IN THE AIR!!! Both men are down again, but this time, Kali is first to get up. He slides Keiji back into the ring, and covers...1...2....thr...NO!!! KEIJI WITH HIS SHOULDER UP AGAIN! Kali picks Keiji up again, and goes for a tombstone piledriver. Keiji kicks out from the back, spins Kali around, and jumps up for another headscissors. Kali catches him in midair, and tries for another Ride With The Devil, but Keiji floats over through the back and rolls Kali up with a schoolboy...1...2...NO!

O'Brien: I'm starting to fear for the safety of these guys at this point.

Kali looks pissed. He charges at Keiji, who hooks him into an arm drag, and another, and another. Kali blocks the next attempt, and follows it up with a HUGE full nelson slam on Keiji! Kali doesn't go for the pin though, he has his sights set on the fork lift! He goes back to where the fork lift was, and brings it ringside. He looks under the ring, and pulls out a table, which he then sets up between the forks in the forklift.

Hemp: Yeah Kali, stick that fork lift up his ass.

Kali finishes with the table and forklift, and turns around just in time to receiver a flip splash by Keiji from inside the ring!!! Keiji back up, and tries to hook Kali into a mexican surfboard. Kali kicks out of it, and tries to stand up, but Keiji is kicking his gut. Keiji begins to climb the forklift, and he gets to the top. Kali staggers around below Keiji, as Keiji jumps offf for a cross body block! WAIT! KALI CATCHES HIM IN MIDAIR FOR A BODYSLAM ONTO THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING!!!

O'Brien: Kali showing his power.

Hemp: These guys are nuts.

Kali goes for the cover...1...2...Kali gets up! He remembered the table on the forklift, and picked Keiji up. Kali slides Keiji back into the ring, then sets him up in the powerbomb position. He gets close to the ring ropes, brings Keiji up, elevates him...RIDE WITH THE DEVIL THROUGH THE TABLE ON THE FORKLIFT!!!

O'Brien: It has to be over.

Kali goes to the outside and checks under the ring. He brings out a ladder, and tries to get it over the top rope. The ladder is teeteering on the ring rope. Kali picks Keiji up and brings him back in the ring. The crowd is booing very loudly at Kali.

Hemp: Just pin him dumbass.

Kali sets up Keiji on the turnbuckle. Kali tries for ANOTHER Ride With The Devil, this time from the top turnbuckle to the outside of the ring! Kali tries to bring Keiji up, but Keiji somehow finds the strength to hit Kali in the gut. Another few right punches to the gut, and Kali is hurting. Keiji shoves Kali off, and Kali lands roughly on his neck in the middle of the ring. Kali stands back up though, but is a bit woozy. Keiji jumps off the top turnbuckle, but towards the outside! Keiji pulls the teetering ladder down on his side, and CRACKS THE LADDER ON KALI'S CHIN IN THE RING!!! Kali is down, and Keiji is coming back in the ring.

Hemp: This is some sick shit.

O'Brien: I agree, this is getting hard to watch.

Keiji with the cover...1....2....thre-NO! Kali somehow got his shoulder up! Keiji wants to finish this, and sets Kali up for another K. Kali with a back body drop on Keiji, followed up by a clothesline. Kali goes to the outside to get the ladder, and slides it into the ring before he gets back in himself. Keiji meets up with him, and dropkicks Kali to the corner. Keiji sets up the ladder next to the ropes, and climbs up. Kali is staggering in the center of the ring. Keiji takes off from the top of the ladder, but is met by Kali with HUGE BOOT TO THE FACE!!! Keiji is lying in the center of the ring now, but Kali still doesn't go for the cover. Kali closes the ladder, and places it on top of Keiji. He then ascends the turnbuckle...

O'Brien: Kali's going up.

Keiji is back up, and throws the ladder at Kali on top of the turnbuckle. The ladder knocks Kali to the arena floor. Keiji sets up the ladder against the ring ropes, so that it just lays across the ropes. Kali is up on one knee now, and Keiji springs off the opposite ropes, RUNS UP THE LADDER, AND FLIES FIFTEEN FEET ACROSS THE ARENA ONTO KALI!!!

Hemp: What next.

O'Brien: Somebody has to stop this.

Hemp: Wanna bet on who dies first?

Both men have been knocked unconscious, but Keiji has an arm draped over Kali, and Kali has an arm draped over Keiji. The referee counts...1...2...3!!! We have two number one contenders for the Extreme Title.




Santa Hemp!?!

O'Brien: I still get chills watching, Keiji take Kali off the top of that Forklift with the K. Brutal. Well our next match featured Cross one more time, as he locked up with another legend, Fission.

Reed: Fission is one of the greatest wrestlers to ever grace the ring. His sheer brutality is unequaled by any current wrestler. No one he ever faced, could look him in the eye and say they didn't fear him. I was a close friend of his and still am, but I can say that at times I feel a pang of fear being around him.

O'Brien: This match also featured Jonny Hemp as a special ref, it also marked Jonny turnning on the Commitee..

A skinny Santa Claus, comes marching through the door. Its quiet obvious that it's Jonny Hemp.

Santa Hemp: Ho Ho Ho!! Merry Christmas!!

O'Brien: Hemp what in the hell are you doin here. You were barred from the building.

Hemp: I have no idea what your talking about, I am Santa Claus, Dave. Now why don't you sit your skinny ass down, while I save your show! Ho Ho! I heard your about to play a Jonny Hemp match. He is my favorite. What a good boy he is every year. Right Grandpa?

Reed: Hemp I am not above ripping your scalp from your head and fed-ex it to Shane Henderson, so that he can finally have pubic hair for once in his life.

Hemp: Now, Now, Mr. Reed. Is that anyway of talking here I have a present for you.

Hemp pulls out a box, with a tag that says NGN.

O'Brien: Careful Kip I have seen him do crazy stuff.

Reed: We'll lets see what we have here. What the hell a lump of coal?

Hemp: You must have been a bad boy, and look what I have here its a stocking full of nickels.

Hemp clocks Kip out of nowhere with the Stocking full of nickles. Kip is out cold on the ground.

Hemp: Merry Christmas Kip, now show my match!!

O'Brien: You know he is going to wake up...

Hemp: And I have plenty of nickles, I cashed your check for you! Ho! Ho! Ho!



Fission vs Cross with Jonny Hemp as Special Guest Referee

O’Brien: We’ve seen the history behind this next match up. Fission bursts onto the scene with a vengeance. Cross was quick to make some very candid comments towards the self proclaimed “God and Almighty Ruler of the NWWF”. The reaction was Fission hanging Cross in the middle of a burning ring on Sunday Showdown. Now it’s time for a grudge match between these two. And to make matters worse, my broadcast partner, Jonny Hemp is going to be special guest referee. In his absence I will be joined by the legendary Kip Reed.

Reed: Good to be hear Derrick. I’m looking forward to seeing this one.

O’Brien: As we know Fission recently reformed his version of the Soldiers of Apocalypse. You have to believe that they will factor into this match.

Reed: Very true, but don’t forget Cross is backed by the Committee. Both sides have agreed to stay out of this one and let the better man prevail.

O’Brien: That’s easier said than done, especially with Jonny Hemp playing such a pivotal role in this match.

As the first riff of “Primal Concrete Sledge” rips over the speakers, the lights go dark and the fans stand up. Flashing lights blink in rhythm of the music, as Cross stands in the entryway. His hair is down in his face, and he has his shirt off. He turns his back to the crowd and spreads his arms, showing off a large tattoo of a cross that covers both shoulders, down to the small of his back. He makes his way to the ring with a mischievous smile on his face. He steps into the ring as the fans boo.

Reed: Cross is going to have to use his speed to counter Fission’s overwhelming power.

O’Brien: Cross is no slouch in the power department, but Fission is a 7 foot 350 pound monster on a path of destruction.

Reed: I’ve been on the other side of a Fission beating. Let me tell you first hand, this guy’s reputation isn’t a joke, everything you’ve heard is true.

The lights go out as the entire arena becomes dark. “Final Countdown begins to ring through the pa system as a path of flames leads to the ring. Through the entranceway comes Fission, sitting on a throne, being carried by four of his servants. The men carry the throne to ringside where Fission steps onto the apron. He climbs over the top rope as flames shoot from the ring posts.

O’Brien: And here he is. The myth himself, Fission. Truly an awesome site as such a legend in the sport makes his in ring return.

Reed: He’s looking bigger than ever, Derrick.

Fission and Cross stand toe to toe in the center of the ring as Jonny Hemp barks some orders out. Cross smiles at Hemp and slaps Fission across the face. Fission does not move an inch. Cross winds up and cracks him again. Still no movement from Fission. Cross goes for a third slap, but this time Fission blocks it and grabs Cross by the throat. Fission picks him up and tosses him into the corner where he lays in some hard jabs and uppercuts. Hemp grabs Fission’s arm, giving Cross a chance to get out of the corner.

O’Brien: Hemp better be careful in there.

Fission makes a fist at Hemp, who quickly scampers off. Fission turns his attention back to Cross who gives him a hard soccer style kick to the groin. Fission goes down to one knee. Cross jumps up on the second rope and gives Fission a modified Bulldog. Cross then picks Fission up and sets him up for a piledriver, Fission easily powers out of it, dropping Cross on his back. Cross springs to his feet as Fission goes back on the prowl.

Reed: Cross can’t try and match power with Fission, he’s gotta stay on the move.

Fission is surprised by a Cross dropkick to his knee. Cross quickly delivers a second drop kick to the knee, trying to slow the big man down. Cross then follows up with a running knee lift. Fission staggers backwards. Cross then does a drop toe hold bringing Fission down to the mat. Cross grabs Fission’s leg and bends it into a figure four. Fission is locked in the figure four in the center of the ring. Jonny Hemp drops to the mat and gets in Fission’s face, telling him to submit. Fission pushes Hemp away and uses his leg strength to break the hold.

Reed: Unbelievable, I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone escape the figure four using pure strength.

Cross quickly gets back up and starts to stomp away at Fission’s knee. Fission crawls towards the ropes and pulls himself up. Cross lays on some heavy chops. Fission pushes Cross off, sending Cross rolling. Cross jumps back up and runs in for a flying cross body. Fission catches him in the air and delivers three straight rib breakers. Fission whips Cross into the ropes and connects with a huge boot to the face which sends Cross reeling backwards through the ropes onto the floor. Fission follows him out of the ring.

O’Brien: This is where it could get dangerous.

Reed: There are no rules on the outside.

Fission picks up Cross and gives him a shoulderbreaker. Fission then picks up the steel steps at ringside. Fission drops the steps right over Cross’ head. Cross nearly gets decapitated, but manages to escape in the nick of time. Cross goes underneath the ring as Fission bends down lifting the curtain looking for him. Fission is met with a spray in the face from a fire extinguisher. Fission swings blindly. Cross comes back out and cracks Fission in the head with the fire extinguisher. Fission won’t go down, Cross hits him again with the fire extinguisher. Finally a third shot brings Fission down. Some blood starts to run down Fission’s face. Cross rolls back into the ring as Hemp starts to count 1…..2….3…..4……5…..6…7. Fission gets back to his feet and rolls into the ring.

O’Brien: Cross has landed the first fatal blow with those fire extinguisher shots.

Reed: Let’s hope the damage is enough to keep Fission from retaliating, for Cross’ sake.

Cross grabs Fission by the hair and drives a knee right into his face. Cross then picks up Fission and hits a belly to belly suplex. Cross goes for a cover. Hemp counts. 1-2-Fission pushes Cross off. Cross jumps back to his feet and goes to the top rope. Fission slowly gets to his feet. Cross dives off the top with a double ax handle, Fission blocks it with a extremely vicious uppercut. Cross goes down hard.

Reed: Talk about a knockout blow.

Fission picks up Cross and whips him into the ropes. Fission almost clotheslines Cross out of his boots. Fission picks up Cross and puts him in a full nelson. Fission then lifts him into the air throwing him down on the mat with a full nelson slam. Fission makes a cover. Hemp slowly counts. 1-------2--------Cross kicks out with authority.

Reed: Cross isn’t backing down one bit.

O’Brien: So far, I’d say Cross has controlled the majority of this match.

Fission picks up Cross and pushes him to the corner. He takes him to the top turnbuckle. He sets Cross up for a top rope powerbomb, but Cross lands a low blow on Fission. Cross then hooks Fission’s head and gives him a SUPERPLEX from the top rope. Both men land hard. Jonny Hemp doesn’t know what to do. He starts to try and revive Cross. Fission starts to get up. Hemp is successful in getting Cross to come to. Cross gets up first and runs in with a flying four arm. Fission falls backwards getting his arms tied up in the ropes. Cross and Hemp look at each other and laugh. Cross starts to land some stiff kicks to Fission’s stomach. Cross and Hemp laugh at the helpless Fission. They both turn around and moon him. Fission’s anger causes him to break free. Cross and Hemp are still laughing when they turn around. Fission slams both their heads together. Cross staggers around as Fission grabs him by the throat and lifts him into the air, bring him down with a thundering CHOKESLAM. Fission makes the cover, but Hemp won’t count. Fission gets up and grabs Hemp by the throat. Hemp pleads with Fission, finally Cross comes from behind saving Hemp.

O’Brien: Damn it. I was really looking forward to seeing Hemp get his ass pounded.

Reed: You and I both, Derrick.

Cross pulls Fission by the hair into a reverse ddt. Cross hooks the leg for the cover. 1-2-Fission gets a shoulder up. Cross goes off the ropes and does a dropkick to Fission’s face. Cross then puts Fission in a camel clutch submission hold. Fission won’t tap out. Instead he gets to his knees and finally to his feet with Cross on his back. Fission falls backwards into the corner crushing Cross. Fission then turns around and gives Cross a running powerslam in the center of the ring. Fission heads to the top turnbuckle. Fission launches himself off the top rope with a diving headbutt, connecting with Cross.

Reed: Can you believe a man of that size can fly like that.

O’Brien: Simply amazing.

Fission makes a cover on Cross. Hemp reluctantly counts. 1----2-----Hemp won’t count the three. Fission gets to his feet and backs Hemp into the corner. Cross comes running in from behind again, but this time he is met by a big boot from Fission. Hemp jumps on Fission’s back and locks on the sleeper. Fission grabs Hemp by the hair and pulls him off. Hemp runs out of the ring in fear. Cross gets back to his feet. Fission kicks him in the gut and drives him into the mat with a powerbomb. Fission doesn’t go for the cover since he knows Hemp won’t count. Suddenly something is lowered from the rafters. It’s a rope with a noose at the end.

Reed: This doesn’t look good for Cross.

O’Brien: Fission looks like he’s going to end Cross once and for all.

Cross spots the noose and tries to defend himself. He starts throwing some stiff kicks against Fission’s ribs. Cross then picks up Fission in a spinebuster. Cross picks Fission up again and whips him into the corner. He runs in landing a jumping vertical splash on Fission in the corner.

Reed: Cross is fighting like a wounded animal now.

O’Brien: That’s because he’s not just fighting for a win, he’s fighting for his life.

Cross whips Fission into the corner and goes for another jumping vertical splash, but this time, he is caught by the throat in mid air. Fission pushes him to the center of the ring and gives him another huge chokeslam. Fission then picks Cross back up and lifts him into the air with a hanging vertical suplex, signaling for the REVOLUTION. Hemp comes running back to the ring and nails Fission across the back with a chair. Fission drops Cross and turns around facing Hemp. Fission grabs Hemp and lifts him into the air driving him down with the REVOLUTION. Hemp is out cold. Cross is back up, Fission turns around as Cross hits him with a ddt. Cross then tries to wake Hemp back up. Cross stops and picks up Fission. He hooks Fission’s arms and nails him with the DEPTHS OF MADNESS.

Reed: I think these odds may be too much for even Fission.

Cross picks up Hemp and tries to get him to come around. Finally Hemp revives. Fission sits right up from the Depths of Madness and gets back to his feet. Cross and Hemp turn around. Fission grabs them both by the throat, but Hemp sprays Fission in the face with mace.

Reed: Unbelievable, Hemp is just a bastard.

Cross holds up his hand signaling for a high five from Hemp, Hemp lifts his hand back, but sprays Cross in the face with the mace. Hemp grabs Cross and hits the SWEET LEAF on him.

O’Brien: What the hell.

Reed: Hemp just swerved us all. He turned on Cross.

Hemp picks Cross back up as Fission looks at them both. Hemp pushes Cross into Fission, who hits the REVOLUTION. Fission makes a cover. 1................2...............3!!! Hemp slaps Fission on the back to congratulate him. Fission grabs Hemp and hits the REVOLUTION on Hemp.

Reed: Hahaha, looks like Hemp got what was coming to him after all.

O’Brien: Cross isn’t going to be too happy about this when he wakes up either.

Fission looks down on the destruction he just caused and leaves the ring. The Committee members come running down to the ring and surround Hemp and Cross. They both start go get up. Cross screams for the Committee to get Hemp, but Hemp tells them to get Cross. The Committee just stands there, confused.

Reed: So who’s out of the Committee? Is it Hemp or is it Cross.

The Committee walks away from both men as referees separate Cross and Hemp. Hemp returns to his broadcast position as Cross screams revenge as he walks away from the ring.



Hemp, what have you done?!

O'Brien: I am back with, Santa Hemp. Who has just brutally knocked out Kip Reed. Who upon waking up, probably will kill you.

Hemp: Well then I'll just hang for this next match and split.

O'Brien: Much like you did during Chaos, hey Hemp can you hit that high C still?

Hemp: Listen Davey, I have exactly five hundred and ten dollars in nickels, now play the next match!



Jonny Hemp vs Natasha & Tatiana

Everything Sucks by Dope plays as Natasha, Tatiana and Shane Henderson come walking to the ring. Henderson has a mic.

Henderson: Hemp, I know your in the back listening. I've decided to make myself the Special Guest Referee in this match up, just so no one gets hurt.

Crazy Train starts to play as a Ryder Moving Truck backs up down the ramp. Hemp is sitting on top of it with a hand held mini camera. The truck parks beside the ring as four burely men get out. Hemp instructs them to open up the back of the truck as he pulls out his own mic.

Hemp: Okay ladies, I told you I had a surprise for you. And I never disappoint.

The men pulls a king size bed out of the truck and drag it into the ring. The girls look disgusted.

Hemp: Looks good doesn't it. Nice and soft. But wait theres more. Hit the music.

Let's Get It On by Marvin Gaye starts to play as Hemp smiles at the girls. They hold their fingers to their throats.

Hemp: So who wants to be first. Tatiana. Oh and Natasha, I know your probably a little self conscious because you have a big ass, but don't worry baby. It's just more cushion for the pushin.

Natasha runs at Hemp but Hemp dodges her and tosses her down by his hair. Tatiana jumps on top of the bed and gives Hemp a hurricanrana. Natasha then starts to punch him in the back of the head. Hemp pushes them both off and slams their heads together. Hemp then picks up Natasha and body slams her on the bed. Tatiana runs at him but he back drops her. Hemp grabs Natasha and flips her over on the bed. Hemp starts to make bull riding motions from behind Natasha as the crowd laughs. Tatiana comes from behind and locks on a sleeper.

O'Brien: Where'd these girls learn all those moves?

Hemp staggers around the ring trying to get her off, before finally sandwiching her in the corner. Natasha runs in with a spear and takes Hemp down. Tatiana then hits a second rope leg drop. They both go for the cover, but Hemp pushes them off.

O'Brien: Hemp's facing certain trouble here!

Hemp gets back up as the girls circle him. Hemp grabs Natasha and tosses her out of the ring. He catches Tatiana in an abdominal stretch. Hemp slaps her on the ass. Tatiana is pissed. Natasha comes from behind and hits a reverse ddt. She goes for the pin, but Hemp kicks out. Tatiana then hits a flying cross body off the top and Natasha hits a headbutt to the groin. Hemp crawls towards the bed and goes under the covers. The girls pull the sheets off, but he's gone. They look around as Hemp crawls out from behind the bed on the other side of them.

O'Brien: I find this somewhat hilarious.

He runs in and hits a back elbow on Tatiana sending her down. He then grabs Natasha and sits down on the bed. He bends her over his knee and starts to spank her while screaming, who's your daddy. Natasha is irate. Tatiana is back up and hits a spinning heel kick on Hemp.

O'Brien: Uh oh, you DON'T want to make Natasha mad.

Natasha jumps off the bed and hits a knee drop. Hemp staggers around in a daze. Tatiana jumps on Hemp's back and covers up his eyes. He swings wildly, but Natasha hits a SUPERKICK TO THE GROIN. Hemp goes down like a ton of bricks. The girls make the cover. 1.........2........3. The girls celebrate with Henderson as Hemp limps off to the announce table.




Kip Awakens.

O'Brien: Well Santa Hemp is gone, and I think Kip is coming around.

Reed: God damnit, come on Eclipse tell me when hes coming. Tell Mael to get his ass down here! And if you find Steve tell him I am coming for him!!

O'Brien: Wow, Hemp knocked Kip back to the BWO. Thats pretty amazing. Well our next match featured Spike and Keiji in their first deathmatch. With an ending so shocking it nearly had showdown canceled. Kip come on body, stand up..



Spike vs Keiji Twasni

The technicians have finished with the ring, only strands of barbwire serve as its ropes. "Song 2" By Blur blasts over the speakers and the crowd erupts into a frenzy. Stepping out from the curtains, Spike walks slowly out from the back, carrying his barbwire wrapped chair, "Chairface". He stands at the top of the ramp, his face is expressionless face. He takes his time walking to the ring, staring straight ahead and climbs the steps into the ring. He asks for a mic and is handed one. He slowly paces around the ring, thinking hard of what to say, then begins.

Hemp: What a happy couple.

O'Brien: Who?

Hemp: Spike & his chair. Theres alot of love there.

Spike: Seeing all this barbwire surrounding me. And looking at all of these weapons and tables about to be used reminds me of my past. Where every week I would come out from those curtains and perform the brutality that I'm about to cause tonight.

The crowd erupts again as he reassures them of what their about to see.

Spike: After so many nights of me shedding my blood, breaking my bones, the concussions, the stitches, the broken tables and dented chairs! It was like I was in my private paradise and hell at the same time. Because you see, I had one little thing that separated me from being normal. I liked pain. I loved pain. I actually live for pain and only for pain. But I also struggled for calmness. For peace. And I sure as hell wasn't getting it when someone was bashing my brains in with a steel chair!

Spike stops, trying to calm himself down before continuing.

Spike: And it continued like that for too long. While all of you cheered for me to spill my and my opponents blood, I was suffering inside. Suffering that wouldn't stop as long as I continued my life the way I did. I thought this suffering would never end. Until one day when my saviors accepted me into their little circle of heaven. I was taught to enjoy the things in life that we're supposed to enjoy. Not being put through a flaming table! I learned to be at peace with myself and no longer think about the violence that consumed me. And even though I could never cure my love for pain, I was able to not care for it anymore. I am not the man you used to know, I have changed more than anyone will ever realize. But just know, I do not consider myself the good, I only fight for it! Which brings me to Keiji Twasni. Keiji! I used to be exactly like you! I never had anyone to come home to. Always on the verge of death. And I doubt if anyone would have thought twice about my death. I know it wasn't your fault when you took a life when you were a child. That your only way of like was violence and death. You remind me of my past self so much. Which is why I despise you so much. In some ways, I feel sympathy for you Keiji. And I thought that maybe I could show you the path that I am on right now. The right path. Make you love how you are suppose to love. Let you gain the feelings that normal people feel. Let you experience life as you should. I wish that I could help you Keiji. With all my heart, I do! But that just can't happen. Because it just wouldn't be fair. To all those families you've caused grief. For how much you've made them mourn over their husbands, their daughters, sons and wives. And tonight, I will make sure you realize the pain you've caused your innocent victims. I will make you feel what they felt. Only for you, it will be a lot worse! Now, please come down here so I can seal your fate. And don't worry, your title doesn't matter to me either. Come to a good ole Spike Deathmatch!

Hemp: What the hell is he babbling about. I think ole' Spikey Spice has taken one too many chair shots to the brain.

O'Brien: He's just trying to get his message across.

Hemp: It brings a tear to the eye to see a hardcore legend turn soft.

O'Brien: Spike Hammersmith is anything but soft.

"Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zepplin begins playing and soon out comes Keiji Twasni. He slowly paces down the ramp, Spike eyeing him down. Once in the ring, the two walk right up to each other, face to face. Neither say a word, the two just staring into each others eyes. They begin circling each other but they stop, still eyeing each other. Spike abruptly turns away and grabs a steel chair in the corner of the ring and throws it to Keiji, which he catches. Spike grins and lowers his own chair, offering him a free shot. Keiji just stands there, staring at Spike. Suddenly, Keiji sprints at Spike and nails with over the head with the chair. Spike still stands, but his teeth are clenched and his eyes shut. Keiji isn't surprised and lowers his chair, offering Spike a free shot. Spike opens his eyes and grins.

Hemp: Am I really watching this. It's not possible for two people to be this stupid.

O'Brien: It's like a test of strength.

Hemp: It's a test of IQ more like it. Listen, what Keiji should do right now is duck when Spike tries to hit him with a chair. Then he could just beat Spike to death.

O'Brien: There's no honor in that.

Wielding the chair back, he sends it down on Keiji's head with great force, the sound of metal and skull is unmistakable. Keiji bends over slightly and shakes his head, clearing the cobwebs. Again, Keiji smashes Spike with the chair, but again Spike is barely fazed. Again, back and forth they take turns bashing each other with the steel chair. Blood runs freely from Spike's skull and no doubt in Keiji's mask. For the 5th time, Keiji puts all his strength into a chairshot, hitting Spike with so much force it bends the chair to an unusable state and sending Spike to his hands and knees. Spike tries to stay up but falls on his stomach, a small puddle of blood forming around his head. Keiji raises his dented chair in the air, like the two had just gone into battle and he was the victor. He turns to the crowd, still holding the chair up. He turns around only to see Spike slowly getting up! Spike no longer holds his chair and struggles to one knee. Blood covers his face as he slowly gets to his feet. Keiji is almost in shock as Spike stands before him, his body clenched with anger and soaked in blood. Keiji can't believe and throws his now useless chair against Spike, which just bounces off of him.

Hemp: Can we at least show on of those TV14 symbols before these type of matches. Come on, think about the kids.

O'Brien: I actually agree with you for once.

Hemp: For the parents out there who's children are going to have trouble sleeping tonight, please direct your hate mail to xxNGNxx@aol.com

In anger, Keiji grabs Spike's own chair and hits him with it. Spike almost goes down to his knee but is able to stay up. He yells obscenities at Keiji, telling him to hit harder. Keiji doesn't hesitate and smashes him with the chair again, and again. By this the time, the crowd groans in synpathy for Spike. But Spike still stands, blood covering the chair in Keiji's hands. Keiji can't believe what he's seeing, Spike won't go down! Keiji raises the chair one last time but Spike sends his fist into the chair which smashes into Keiji's face, laying him out. Spike staggers toward him and pounds his face repeatedly with his fists. He grabs Keiji and lifts him up into a gorilla press. With all his strength, he throws Keiji into the ropes of barbwire! Keiji is tangled in it, the barbs driving into his skin. Walking over to the other side of the ring, Spike runs and spears Keiji, both of them go through the ropes and to the outside. They both lay there until Spike gets to his feet and grabs the sash around Keiji's waist.

Hemp: Okay, this just turned into some sick shit.

O'Brien: It is getting hard to watch.

He rips it off and wraps it around his throat, then begins choking him with it! Keiji struggles for air and gets to his feet. He rams Spike into the guardrail and finally Spike lets go of the sash and gets clotheslined over the rail by Keiji. Keiji quickly hops onto the guardrail and once Spike is to his feet, Keiji hits a beautiful moonsault off the rail onto Spike! They both lay their until Keiji gets to his feet and grabs Spike.

Hemp: I guess it's time for me to bring reality back to the match. I remember taking Human Biology in college. Someone explain to me, how these guys can still even be conscious after losing that much blood. I didn't see anybody give either of these guys transfusions in the middle of the match.

O'Brien: They are running on adrenaline.

Hemp: So what, the body needs blood to function. Does your car run without gas. I blame Bruce Willis in all those Die Hard movies for the decline in society's knowledge about the properties of Blood loss.

Walking over to the guardrail, Keiji throws Spike over the top of it and grabs an empty chair. He sets it up near the guardrail, takes a few steps back and runs and jumps off of it, clearing the guardrail and nailing a spinning hurricanrana onto Spike! Keiji gets up and goes under the ring, pulling out a table, followed by another. He sets one up near the ring. And grabs Spike, but Spike nails a shot to the stomach and several to the face. He picks up Keiji and is ready to powerbomb him through the table. But Keiji slips out a knees Spike in the gut, followed by a knee to the face. Spike falls back on the table and Keiji jumps to the apron and begins climbing the turnbuckle. Spike quickly gets up though and gets on the apron, he yanks on Keiji's ankle and Keiji goes crashing to the ring below. Spike jumps down off the ring apron though and goes under the ring. Pulling out a black bag, he slides into the ring. He unties the bag and drops thousands of thumbtacks into a pile in the middle of the ring. Grabbing his chair, he brings Keiji to his knees only to send him back down with a brutal shot to his face with the chair. He drops it and brings Keiji to his feet. Bringing him over to the pile of thumbtacks, he signals for DAZED AND CONFUSED, onto the thumbtacks!

Hemp: Post-it Notes are much cheaper and less painfull than thumbtacks.

He gets him in position but Keiji is able to backdrop Spike, and he lands backfirst into the thumbtacks! He writhes in pain while Keiji grabs his chair and climbs the turnbuckle. Holding the chair to his waist, Keiji jumps off the turnbuckle with a devastating moonsault, driving the tacks further into the back of Spike. The move seems to have hurt Keiji also and he rolls over, holding his stomach. After a few moments, Keiji begin crawling over to Spike and slowly drapes his arm over his chest...1...............2.........Spike gets his shoulder up!

Hemp: Can we just run both these guys over with a dump truck and put them out of their misery.

The two just lay their, breathing heavily. Keiji is the first up and brings Spike to his feet. Keiji irish whips Spike into the ropes but Spike is able to slide under them and onto the floor. He quickly grabs Keiji by the foot and pulls him under the ropes and onto the floor with him. Spike hits him with several shots and slams his head into the side of the apron before throwing him onto the table. Now Spike jumps to the apron and climbs the apron. Now climbing the turnbuckle, he rests a second before launching himself off it. Like a 270 pound cannonball, he somersaults through the air and lands a monstrous legdrop on Keiji, sending them both through the table! They both lay in the wreckage, breathing heavily.

Hemp: I guess Spike took the time to sterilize those thumbtacks.

O'Brien: What makes you say that.

Hemp: Well, assuming both these guys didn't get a Tetnis Shot, I'd say they'd both have lock-jaw right about now.

Keiji begins to get up as does Spike. Keiji turns as he sees Chris Card and Cross now charging down the ramp. Spike looks but Card and Cross just run right past him. Cross grabs Keiji as he whips Keiji right into Card for the HEARTBREAKER!!! Keiji falls. Cross and Card wipe their hands as they look right at Spike now. Spike stands, dazed as he sees both men. Card hits a right on Spike and pulls him up and bodyslams him! Cross walks over and signals to apply his signature move.

Hemp: Hey assholes, quite fucking up the comercial breaks. The guys in production are going to have our asses for this.

O'Brien: Just skip the comerical, stay with the action.

Someone comes running down the ramp!!! Chris Card looks up! He sees Blayze! He backs up as Blayzes charges right in and SPEARS CHRIS CARD!!! Cross pulls up Spike, Blayze charges as well and SPEARS CROSS!!! Cross drops Spike right on top of Keiji! The ref shrugs and makes the count! 1..................2..................3!!!

Hemp: Way to go Blayze. Quick, play his song.

O'Brien: Stop it.

Hemp: No play the song.

O'Brien: I for one, find it ridiculous that Keiji and Spike's match was ruined by Cross & Card. This is a very tainted win for Spike.



Special Guest Arrives!!

O'Brien: We'll Kip has left the building, we just called an ambulence, but in his place, I have been graced with the presence of the ONLY 1 Skarrphace. How ya doin' Phace.

Phace: Whats up Derrick? I am just chilling. Sad thing about Kip, but we'll get our revenge on Hemp, trust me.

O'Brien: I understand you have prepared a special poem for the show.

Phace: Yeah, this is my holiday treat to the NWWF. But I am going to need my main man Omar Owens to come out here and man the bongos. Ya dig?

Omar comes out on to the set. With a pair of bongos, he stops and puts on a pair of shades.

Phace:


'Twas the night before Christmas
And the awards were shining bright.
The NWWF did gather
For a very special night.

Inside the arena
And all over the world
Fans of the NWWF were here
Every boy and every girl.

Now Shane Henderson is there
And he's handing out cheer
But don't mistake him for Santa Claus
His motive is clear.

Jonny Hemp is in the corner
With his bong and his weed
He'll give you a hit
If you get down on your knees.

Keiji and Kali are here
Let the celebration begin
They love the letter "K" so much
It should be a sin.

Chris Card and Cross just arrived
To spread the yuletide glee
One's serious and one's funny
And the tag champions they be.

Blayze is around
And he's looking weak
Seems he hasn't recovered yet
From Chaos last week.

Skarrphace and Omar
Arrive with such style
Dressed to the "T"
They've got money by the pile.

Oh look, it's Rage Falcon
The World Champ is here!
He hasn't had a decent title defense
In 23 years.

Mike Reed just arrived,
And so did Steve Sloan
And he's headed to where Hemp is
I bet Jonny's fixin' to moan.

Gabe and the Gimp
Arrived sometime last night
It seems they got a prank invitation
From Guy McDonald, alright!

General Carnage is here
And he's looking around to see
If Chris Cage is around
What does TDA want? Gee, what could it be?

ReVenge has come down
From the balcony area
He was hanging out with Jasper
Whose back is quite hairy-a.

The others were here
Kip Reed and Kidd Reaper
But they didn't feel like partying
And quite franking, I don't either.

So snuggle up to the monitor
Or your nearest TV set
The NWWF Awards Show
Is your best Christmas bet.

You'll see matches and highlights
And awards for all reasons
The NWWF makes this time of year
The BEST holiday season.

And if you hear a clammer
Anywhere in the place
It's just Kronos tryin' to get in
Don't worry, we're safe.

He's just a sore loser
And on that we can all agree
Let's get on with the show
And rejoice, cuz it's Kronos-free!

O'Brien: That was great! We'll Phace, thanks for stopping by. Here is Kidd vs. Rage Falcon for the NWWF World Title.



Kidd vs Rage Falcon

The lights are out and the spotlights whirl around the arena as a blue haze blankets the ring and entrance way. "Master of Puppets" begins to blast and a silhouette is seen in the entranceway. The figure steps out and is revealed as Rage Falcon. He tosses his long, wet, blonde hair back behind his head and storms to the ring. Rage removes his jacket and stretches out his right leg into an HBK-esque pose as pyro explodes in a chain reaction around the ring.

Hemp: It's the Furious Canary. Cheer everyone.

O'Brien: Rage Falcon hasn't had that much crowd support since he turned on Kidd Reaper.

Hemp: That's all the more reason to cheer for him.

K. to the I. to the Double D. A special remix of "Original Prankster" by the Offspring plays as some purple fireworks strike the stage. Kidd Reaper comes strutting out to a standing ovation. Kidd has the World Title wrapped around his waist. He slaps hands with his fans as he slides into the ring and raises his hands above his head.

Hemp: I don't know what's worse, Kidd Reaper retaining the title or Rage Falcon boring all our viewers to sleep and killing the ratings.

O'Brien: Rage Falcon is well deserving of this title shot.

Hemp: **yawn** I get tired just thinking about Rage Falcon's long winded promos.

Rage and Kidd circle each other. There is no love lost between these two. Rage signals for a test of strength. They lock fingers on one hand, then the other. Rage applies pressure as Kidd drops to his knees in pain, screaming for the hold to be released. Rage smiles and tightens his grip.

O'Brien: That's strange, I would think Kidd is the stronger of the two, and I never would have expected him to bow down so quickly.

Hemp: The true signs of a wussy.

Rage lets Kidd go as Kidd holds his fingers. They lock up. Rage spins Kidd around and kicks him in the butt, sending him into the corner. Kidd falls face first against the turnbuckle. Rage starts to laugh at him. The crowd is very shocked by Kidd's in ring performance so far.

O'Brien: Where is that Kidd Reaper intensity and charisma, we are used to.

Hemp: I told you he was a push over. He's finally callapsed to the pressure.

Kidd gets back up and runs at Rage Falcon. Rage easily takes him down with a drop toe hold. Rage then jumps on Kidd's back and gives him some paintbrush slaps across the head. The fans start to boo. They start chanting obscenities at Kidd Reaper, yelling for him to do something. Rage picks him up and starts to pound away on the back of Kidd's head. Rage locks him up from behind and lands a perfectly executed side Russian leg sweep. Rage then picks up Kidd and delivers a back breaker. Kidd holds his back in pain.

O'Brien: Why is Kidd just letting Rage Falcon walk all over him.

Hemp: He's a no talent bum, I've been saying it for years.

Rage walks over to the corner and lays across the top turnbuckle. He mocks Kidd as Kidd slowly gets to his feet. He runs over to the corner, but Rage simply kicks him in the face. Rage then drops an elbow from the second rope across Kidd's throat. Rage picks him up and whips him into the turnbuckle. Rage delivers a huge superkick to Kidd's jaw. Kidd falls backwards out of the ring. Rage laughs and points at him.

O'Brien: Something is obviously wrong with Kidd Reaper. He doesn't look right in there.

Hemp: He's always been that way, you just haven't noticed.

Rage goes out to the floor after Kidd. He grabs Kidd from behind and pushes him into the guard rail. Rage then slams Kidd across the Spanish Announce table. Rage goes to the top rope and delivers a flying elbow drop, driving Kidd through the announce table. Rage picks Kidd up and rolls him back into the ring. Rage tosses Kidd into the ropes and hip tosses him down to the mat. Rage then grabs Kidd's leg and applies the FALCON'S CLAW. Kidd quickly starts to tap out as the ref calls for the bell. The ref hands Rage Falcon the title belt as he celebrates in the ring.

O'Brien: Unbelievable, Kidd Reaper just tapped out to Rage Falcon in mere minutes. This is a huge upset in my book.

Hemp: Well the good news is Kidd Reaper got humiliated, the bad news is our new champion is Ragin' Herpies.



Last Segment!!!

O'Brien: We'll ladies and gentlemen, here it is the match you voted for as match of the year. It saw the return of Steve Douglas, adn the debut of Skarrphace. Fission, Kali, and Keiji Twasni vs. Xan, Spike, Kidd Reaper, vs. The Commitee. For the control of the NWWF. Enjoy and have a merry christmas and a happy new year!



New SoA vs Old SoA vs The Commitee

"Final Countdown" plays as Fission, Kali, and Keiji Twasni all come out to the ramp. The crowd boos them as they stand in unison. Fission looks from side to side as he begins to walk down the ramp, Kali and Keiji follow as all three step into the ring. "Tubular Bells" suddenly plays as out walks Spike with Xan! No Kidd Reaper is seen though as both Spike and Xan make their way into the ring. Spike doesn't seem eager about the match though as Spike and Xan just make their way over to a corner. They get settled as now "Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns N Roses plays, Shane Henderson, Cross, and Chris Card all walk out. Shane Henderson looks cocky as he walks down with Cross and Card. Henderson just motions over to the ring as he heads to the announcer's table.

O'Brien: What the hell? Boss, why aren't you in the match?

Henderson: Oh please, why would I want to be the Old SoA is clearly outnumbered and the New SoA has a dinosaur about to fade away. I think Cross and Card have what it takes to put this one away.

O'Brien: You could lose your entire company!

Henderson: I won't.

Suddenly "Whatever" by Godsmack hits as Kip Reed walks right out with a microphone!!! The people go nuts! Kip Reed signals them all to quiet down as he begins to speak.

Kip Reed: This is a Special Match, so since I am the Commissioner now, I thought I'd find myself a Special Guest Referee. So, I wondered and wondered, who would make a good referee, who could uphold the law and justice in the NWWF for one night and one night only? Sure, I had lots of choices, but when it came to these circumstances, there can be only one. Yes, you probably guessed it, the Special Guest Referee for tonight's main event...

"Crash" by Methods of Mayhem plays loudly over the P.A. as someone joins Kip Reed at the entrance. The crowd goes insane once they see it's STEVE DOUGLAS!!!!! Steve Douglas has a ref shirt on as he pats Reed on the shoulder and runs down the ramp and slides into the ring.

Henderson: WHAT!? God damn the day I gave Kip any power!

O'Brien: What goes around...

Henderson: Shut the hell up.

Douglas orders everyone into the corner. Fission and Chris Card start out alone in the ring as the bell is rung. Fission and Card lock up. Card seems a bit overpowered but he fights back. Fission is backed up into his corner where Keiji Twasni just taps Fission on the shoulder. The ref counts it as a tag a Keiji gets into the ring and hits a punch to Card's stomach. Card lets go of Fission as he retaliates with a kick to Keiji's mid-section! Keiji just looks up and smiles as he seems to be asking Card to kick him some more! Card does so as he kicks Keiji again in the stomach. Keiji smiles again. Card hits another kick and follows it up with a sweeping roundhouse kick!

Henderson: This is why I trust my company in the Commitee's hands.

Card gets Keiji into a corner as he tags in Cross. Cross jumps to the top turnbuckle as Card places Keiji in between Cross' legs. Cross jumps off for a top rope powerbomb on Keiji!!! Cross for the pin, 1........KICKOUT!!! Cross gets back up as he tries to whip Keiji, but is countered as he whips Cross into a corner. Cross is in between Spike and Xan as Spike just jumps down from the corner. Spike is just walking away from the match! Xan punches Cross as the ref counts it as a tag! Xan jumps in as Cross rolls out. Xan and Keiji face off. Keiji delivers a few quick punches. Xan just shakes it off as he whips Keiji into the corner and follows it up with a big splash! Xan just throws Keiji into his corner as Keiji tags in Kali! Kali heads into the ring, but Chris Card just runs in from his corner and SPEARS KALI! Kali tries to get up but Chris Card just clotheslines him over the top rope! Xan just looks on in confusion.

Henderson: This match has just gone completely nuts.

O'Brien: You said it. Kali and Card are on the outside. Reaper was dumped outside somewhere. Spike just left. That leaves Cross in his corner. That leaves Xan in his corner and Fission and Keiji in their respective corners!

Kali and Chris Card go at it outside. Card just whips Kali viciously into the steel steps! In the ring, Xan asks for an opponent and Fission obliges. Fission steps into the ring as Xan and Fission just stare down each other.

Henderson: Staredown. How cliche.

Fission pushes Xan as Xan just tries to come back with another punch but Fission blocks it. Cross has seen enough and he tries to get into the ring but Steve Douglas cuts him off. Fission signals to the side as Keiji reaches under the ring and pulls out a chair. Fission grabs Xan and whips him into the corner where Keiji KNOCKS HIM OUT WITH THE CHAIR!!! Keiji drops down as Xan holds his head. Fission picks up Xan and gives him the REVOLUTION!!! Steve Douglas pushes Cross. Fission bends down and makes the pin. Douglas turns around and makes the count! 1.....................2................THE LIGHTS GO OUT!!!

Henderson: You've got to be kidding me. Thank god for whoever turned out the light.

The N-Tron lights up, but nothing is shown, just the symbol of an ankh. "November Rain" plays as the entire crowd gets on their feet, even Shane Henderson and Derrick O'Brian. The lights come back on as a huge explosion comes out from the entry. Someone walks out. IT'S FAZE!!! Faze walks down the ramp intense. In front of him are Kali and Chris Card still duking it out. Kali and Card both turn around but are both met with a DOUBLE CHOKESLAM! Faze just walks past them as he gets into the ring. He walks up and over the top rope as he stands right into Fission's face! Xan is still on the floor laid out! Cross is still in his corner. So is Keiji. Faze and Fission just stare down each other. Faze extends his right hand and catches Fission's throat. Fission just reacts by putting HIS right hand on Faze's throat!!! Neither man lifts each other up! Both man just push and shove til they fall right over the top rope!

Shane Henderson: I still can't believe it.

Keiji gets into the ring, so does Cross. Xan is regaining consciousness. They seem to be the only ones actually still in the match. Steve Douglas sees no more control in this match as he just lets Keiji and Cross duke it out. Xan gets up as he rolls into a corner.

Shane Henderson: I've had enough.

O'Brien: Oh yeah, NOW?

Henderson gets out of the table as he heads up into the corner. Cross ducks a clothesline from Keiji as he grabs Keiji for a falling neckbreaker! Cross gets up as he just kicks Xan out of the ring. Keiji begins to get up, he jumps onto the ropes and right off for a crossbody on Cross!!! Cross gets right back up though as he exchanges punches with Keiji. Cross grabs Keiji for a nice samoan drop! Cross looks over to the corner as he signals for his signature move! Keiji gets up though! Henderson tries to warn Cross who just turns around and gets hit with the K!!! Cross is down! Keiji goes for the pin! 1........................2.........HENDERSON MAKES THE SAVE BY KICKING KEIJI!

O'Brien: My god could this match get any closer. Folks, it's chaos, on the outside, Chris Card and Kali have regained consciousness and are still going at it, and Faze and Fission, yes, FAZE AND FISSION are going at it. Meanwhile, Cross, Keiji, Xan, and Henderson are the only active members!

Henderson points over to the entrance from his corner. Jason Floodington, Natasha, Tatiana, General Carnage, and Mike Reed all run down the ramp! Henderson just distracts Douglas as he tries to get into the ring. Douglas and Henderson are having a shoving match! Floodington, Carnage, and Reed all run into the ring! All three just beat down on Keiji Twasni! Keiji has nowhere to go! Henderson acts like he trips as Douglas pushes him down but Henderson grabs onto Douglas as both men fall down! The Commitee is still kicking down on Twasni. Xan gets into the ring but Floodington turns around and clotheslines him out of the ring! Keiji tries to fight back up but he can't! Someone now runs down the ramp! He slides into the ring. He gets right into Floodington's face. FLOOD CAN'T BELIEVE WHO IT IS!!! IT'S SKARRPHACE!!! Skarrphace delivers a quick right at Floodington! Mike Reed turns around, Skarrphace with a clothesline! Carnage is next but Skarrphace picks him up for the scoop slam! THE FANS ARE CHEERING THEIR MOUTHS OFF!!! Floodington gets back up but Skarrphace just clotheslines HIM OUT OF THE RING! Mike Reed and Carnage just get out of the ring as Skarrphace makes sure everything is clear. Henderson gets back up as he looks at Skarrphace and just goes off! Skarrphace just laughs as he CLOTHESLINES SHANE HENDERSON DOWN TO THE MAT!!!

O'Brien: Uh oh...

Henderson gets up, he makes the cover on Keiji Twasni. Steve Douglas gets up and reluctantly makes the count....1................2................KEIJI KICKS OUT!!!!!!!!

O'Brien: I am so speechless...

Henderson gets up as he can't believe it. He looks everywhere but only he and Keiji are left into the ring. Cross slides in as they double team Keiji. They whip Keiji into the ropes and hit a double back body drop! Cross pins Keiji Twasni! Henderson jumps on top of Cross! Douglas sighs and makes the count....1.....................2.......................3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

O'Brien: My god, what a match, Henderson and Cross pull it off and they retain their company!!!!! Folks, wait, we're not ready to go yet, what's going on?



Wait! What's this!!

As the show begins to fade out from the last match, static comes in and the sound of laughter overfills the airwaves. The static stops and before the credits can roll, Shane Henderson's face can be seen in front of a camera. Next to him stands Vince Callus. Callus stands with his arms crossed as Shane Henderson wears a Santa Hat as he sits down at his desk laughing.

Shane Henderson: And you thought the entire show would end without an appearance from MOI! You are so wrong! Merry Christmas you bored bastards! Before we head off, I think it's time to reveal the change I was preaching about. You don't know what I'm talking about? Let me refresh your minds, remember Callus and I having a dispute? Remember Kip Reed intervening? Remember me pinning Kip Reed, well, he lost, I win, well Callus and I won, which means, the change will come, and the change will come NOW! Here is the big news folks, there will no longer be any NWWF! You heard right, the NWWF is done and dead, I'm tired of taking care of deadweight wrestlers! I am through with this! But to no avail, the visionary, Vincent Callus has helped me with a new vision, the Global Wrestling Alliance. Welcome to the new age of the gWa. Enjoy folks, my gift from me to you. Come here Commitee, let's enjoy and savor this moment!

Shane begins to laugh once more as Vince Callus has a smug smile on him. Cross and Chris Card join him as they all laugh with Shane as now, the show fades out.


Welcome to the Global Wrestling Alliance era

Big thanks to everyone who helped out with the card. Varsity members: Kip, Zac, Denton, and the Varsity rookie, Jonny Hemp. Big thanks as well to Matt McLean for the segments he wrote up for the early going.