funny

the old Santa Claus woggy routine
?!?!?!
im Top Top Punter
My cool is someone

My Cool says:
who is this
TOP TON PUNTER says:
Santa Clause
My Cool says:
well well well do u no what i want for xmas then
TOP TON PUNTER says:
no
TOP TON PUNTER says:
but i know what ya gonna get
My Cool says:
what
TOP TON PUNTER says:
a blow job from Mrs Claus
My Cool says:
yes
My Cool says:
the best news in the world
TOP TON PUNTER says:
shes the one who should go hoe hoe hoe
My Cool says:
yeah thats the way
TOP TON PUNTER says:
the elves say they want to give u one too
My Cool says:
yeah
My Cool says:
are u a wog
TOP TON PUNTER says:
funny thats what habib said before i blew his head of with a rocket launcher
My Cool says:
u r a wog
My Cool says:
wog wog wog
My Cool says:
get fucked wog
My Cool says:
wog wog
TOP TON PUNTER says:
wog

Things Overheard During Clinton's Visit to Australia
10. G'day, Tubby!
9. That Clinton bloke does more flip-flopping than a drunk platypus!
8 I'll take two dozen Quarter Pounders with Vegemite
7. Isn't it cute -- that kangaroo's carrying George Stephanopoulos around in her pouch!
6. Mr. Clinton forgot his passport. Will his Hooters" V.I.P. card do?"
5. The President says he'd like to meet some `Aborigine chicks'
4. You're right, sir. That boomerang does look a little bit like a giant french fry
3. No, Mr. President, I'd rather not see your `land from down under'
2. Okay, I know `Foster's' is Australian for `beer,' but what's Australian for `hooker?'
1 Oh my God! He just ate a koala!

Rejected Names For The Iraqi Conflict
10. Operation Delay-The-Inevitable-A-Week-Or-So
9. Operation Best 2-Out-Of-3
8 Operation: From Milton Bradley
7. I Still Know What You Did To The U.N. Weapons Inspectors
6. I Can't Believe It's Not Impeachment
5. When Really, Really Desperate Presidents Attack
4. The Rumble In The Jungle -- We Realize That It's Actually a Desert, But If Clinton Can Change The Definition Of The Word "Sex" Then We Can Change The Definition Of The Word "Jungle"
3. Bill Clinton's Bombin' Countdown To Impeachment
2. The Final Episode Of "Husseinfeld"
1 Chicken Soup For Saddam's Soul

Top Ten Ways Osama Bin Laden Can Improve His Image
10. There's no way he can improve his image. He's a murdering, soul-less asshole
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