From achurch@dragon.res.cmu.eduSun Apr 28 05:10:13 1996
Date: Sat Feb 10 04:34:33 1996
From: Andy Church 
To: nocturne@ucla.edu, ianj@chocobo.org, jpool@engin.umich.edu
Subject: Drunk Log II (:

  Here it is, in all its qwhoopsy glory. (:  I cut it off at the point at
which people all fell silent; nothing much happened after that.

  --Andy Church (achurch@cmu.edu)
    WWW: http://mmm.mbhs.edu/cgi-bin/achurch/

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*** lluN (~tkm@soda.CSUA.Berkeley.EDU) has joined channel #ffrpg
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 sayeH
 say eh llun
 !Null ,ayeH
 .lluN ,yeH
 Miyasake-chan! 
 So how are you all tonight? :)
 NORM!
 !lluN, opuK
 I'm OK...
 "P'''''''''''''
* Delirium snickers
 Err....:P''''''''''''''
 LOL
 hehe
 heh
 Hmm... are you drunk, lluN?
 OOps...damn
 What, me drunk? ')
* Enygma rewards himself with a game of Street Fighter Alpha!
 He must be, to be making all those typos. ;)
* Kurune snickers...
* Delirium snickers
 Nah, neber happens.
 I haven't seen him this friendly/giggly/typo-prone since the night of the Drunk Log ;)
 E:   What's SFA?  Is that supposed to be SF3 or such?
 Oops...damn, it's sorta hard to type right now. ;)
 No
 lluN: Gee, why is that?
 SFA takes place before SF2
 Well, umm...
 but the game came out after SF2 ;)
 I just got SFA for the Saturn today
 I think you can probably guess why. ;)
 Ah... so is it better than SF2?
 Yes, much
 hmm, I may leave ya all for the comforts of my shell(mirc bugs me out majorly)
* Delirium laughs... Drunk Log II tonight, folks...
 Hej, I probably shouldn't have come onto irc rightknow. ;)
 err...right now even
 No, probably not.  O:)
 You won't hold this against me later, right?
 null: being drunk is the perfect time to be on irc
*** You have new email.
 Oh, of course not.  O:)
 Yeah, I figured as much. :P ;)
 Would we do that? (:
 Well...I'm not *rally* drunk right now
 err...*rally*
 Not *rally* drunk, eh?
 err... *really*
 hehehe
 Either his typing stinks or he does!  :-)
 ssssssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuurreeeeeee null.
* Delirium is rptdk ;)
 Stinks, indeed. ;)
* lluN c,scls Dek. :P
 LOL
* Delirium wonders who Dek is ;)
* lluN c.scls Del. :P
* Delirium is STILL rpdtk :)
* lluN wonders if shis it how Ebola feels all the time. ;)
 Err...if this is
* Enygma slaps lluN with another TUI tonight, "This is 3 for you, buddy, better watch it!"
 /,e jas mever troed tp ORC droml uet/
 IJ: Uh.  Yeah.  Right.
 Heh.
 Hey, I'm not *really* drunk, like I said...
 Seriously, I ahven'
 Grrrrrrrr....
 Haven't...
 No, you *are* really drunk.  You merely denied being *rally* drunk. ;P
 Twice, I might add.
 Is this Sascha's email or did she get a new one?  bdkhatch@nbnet.nb.ca
* IJ ducks the impending FT(TM)
 Well...second time in how long? Like 5 months?
 That's the wrong one, Kurune.
 The new one is hatch@.
* Racer_XxX sinks into a corner and goes afc.
 afc...heh...away from conrner?
 Thanx, Alcan :)
 Sure.
 away from channel
 Ack...Im probably going to really regert this tomoorrow. ;)
 ACK1, you mean
 damn, I realy can't type right now...
 hehehe
 I hadn't noticed, lluN. (:
 lates all see ya in another month
 Laters, Racer :)
 Regret, maybe?
 Yeah, that tooo. :)
 errr, too
 hhehe..errc, even
* Kurune wonders if writing Moogleteers chapters makes Racer magically appear...
 bye Racer.
 Kurune: You finished M3 19??
 argh...ercr, even
 lluN: Don't bother. (:
* Delirium wha[s lluN
 Deli:  19?
 Yeah, I probably shouldn't. ;)
 Kurune: er... 17, I guess.
 Deli:  Finished 18... got 19 50%
 Wasn't 16 the last one posted?
 wh o*
 17 was posted recently.
 Posted 17 the other day... 
 oh
 d'og
 17 was... different...
*** RacerXxX (racerxxx@server.snni.com) has joined channel #ffrpg
* Delirium previewed that one... haven't seen the final product, though
 17 was like a poem, I believe..
 yeppers
 Yeah.
 Final is pretty much same a preview, Deli... sorta got tired of trying to rewrite it :)
 ah.. heheh
 back for a bitm I have a important question, anyone have the stories of the past 3 weeks or so, I have been really out of it.
 Just go to Ebola's page, Racer
 Racer: http://dragon.res.cmu.edu/ebola/ffrpg/
 thanks, much
 of to lynx i go lates again
*** Signoff: RacerXxX (Leaving)
* lluN was goig to upt up thte URL, but it proably wouldn't be a good idea right now. ;)
* Alcan chuckles at lluN.
 You REALLY need to lay off the typing, lluN.
 ACK1...I really feel llike Ebola right now.
*** Signoff: Racer_XxX (Ping timeout)
 Oh, not to mention whatever alky you're drinking!
 IJ has it backwards :)
* IJ grins!
* Alcan will have to show this log to Ebola. 
 drinking? Wjat's that?
 what's, even
 Geez, you people are no fun...join in! ;)
  I can do that sober... hrmph!
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 lluN:  Let's say you, me, and BryanGM have a bit of a party within the next couple of months?
*** Signoff: RacerXxX (changing servers)
 Drinks for all involved?  :-)
 Heh, could be possible, IJ
  ? = !
 I get drunk sorta quickly, though...
* IJ needs to get a bottle of Jaegermeister...
 So do I.
 I don't
 The hard stuff sorta really sknocks me out right away
* Alcan wouldn't know. ;)
 One or two Long Islands, and I'm a goner!
 Well, not QUITE a goner.
 It's when I do three I get thoroughly blitzed.
 hehe...never really tried those b4
* Alcan disappears to do more fast-paced typing... BBS.
 Believe me, lluN, they're VERY powerful.
 lluN, I want you to log tonight and read it tomorrow, then wonder why I call you Norm ;)
 Kewl...have to pick someplace to mett where I don't have to drive, though
 hahaha
 I'm not Norm, dammit...how oten was Norm drunk on Cjeers? :0
* lluN decides to frefrain from correcting his miskta,es. ;)
 I have a real-life friend who does a bit of drinking himself, but he also does an open-mike at a local bar I sometimes hang my hat at.  And his name IS Nrom.
 Norm...
 I think Norm was drunk all the time ;)
 Arrghh  NOW look and see what you've done, lluN!
 :-)
 Hey...it's not me...you'e caught Ebolaisitis
 Ebolaitis, even
 Heh.  I guess so.
* lluN wonders how many people are getting a good lugh out of this. :P
 Hmmm.;..  A disease named after a disease...  Now I _HAVE_ seen everything!
* Delirium grins
 No, not Del, of course. :P
* Enygma raises his hand, giggling
 Heh.  I'm logging every word of everything!
 Oh, nooooo.. not me, of course. O:)
 kick * enygna Get lost, you clying cat! :P
 LOL!!!!
 ach...
 ack...
 LOL
 Ackph!!!!!  (o_O)
 Damn, I can't spell kick. :P
 LOL!
*** Enygma has been kicked off channel #ffrpg by lluN (Whatever. :P)
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 So, what 's everyone else up to?
 Making fun of yer goofy ass ,that's what ;)
 Oh, my normal height of 5'11"...  :-P
* Delirium just got back from Westwood, NOT getting drunk ;)
 :{;;;;;;
 LOL
 Er... :P'''''''''
 Ah, shadddup. :P
 lol...
 WTH was that supposed to be??
* IJ thanks his lucky stars he does not keep a drop at his place.
 LOL!
 So Null, how many bottles of  of JD was it tonight? :)
 I just drank some wine...
 SUUURE!
 Maybe like half a botle or so, or something liek that
 You smell like Old Millwaukee ;)
 No, it's Old English 800
 Maybe it wasn't such a good idea...I have to go to the libraby tomorrow and do soe research
 :-)
 lluN: Well, scratch that idea. (:
 Ohwell., at least the mettin's at 12
 meeting's, even
* Enygma slaps Null around the channel ,"He can't even feel this now!" ;)
 Heh, my project gropu is doing piracetam, a notropic drug
 Wow, your typing seems to be getting progressively worse, lluN.  Maybe you oughtta lie down.
 nootropic, actually
* Enygma notices that Null got some on his nice pretty Sailor Skirt ;)
 :O''''''''''''''
 :Pllllllllllllllllllll
 :P'''''''''''''''''''''
 hehehe...
 RPTDK
 RPTDK?
 Does that mean Null is throwing up?
 Damn, I'm almost worse than Ebola right now. ;)
 Probably...
 Ebloa's qwhoops for ROTFL, IJ.
 youaa hya are adiily
 ai've neve geen quite that drunk, E. :P'
 Oh...!
 Argh
 Kurune? :P
 ? = :
 Kurune:  Watch out, that may actually make sense for poor lluN!
* Enygma thinks Null needs to giggle alittle, then he can be a true Berkeley Student ;)
* lluN doesn'town any skirts. :P
 Renting must be expensive...
* lluN dosesn't mewar any skirts, either. ::
 Then what is that yer wearin? ;)
 doens't wear any skirts, even
 hehehe...damn
* Badrang wonders how the conversation of skirts came up.
* lluN wonders how it came up as well. :P
 Yer so tanked is not even funny ;)
* lluN wonders how het got stuck with earing skirts and Tina ftet Bah and E suggested it. :P
 Kurune: LOL
 lluN is tanked again?
 What? naahh.......
 Mal: Now where'd you get that idea? ;)
 Would I ever get drunk? ;)
 hehe...din't anwswer that. ;)
 That depends Null, do you want the truth? :)
 He,s rue
 ?
 heheheh
 Errrc, sure
* Delirium c,scls lluN
* lluN wha[]ps Del. :P
* Delirium snickers
 Jen:  that looks like your saying consoles...
 Nope.. smacks
 aheh, do I need consolikng? ;)
 Another Ebloa classic
 Yeah, but that's what it looks like :)
 lluN: No, but you do need counseling ;P
 No, lluN, I don't think you need to be consoliked. ;)
 heheh...if I don't add tot he OQl, I'll be usprised. ;)
 Alcan: lol
* Delirium will be usprised too ;)
 HWell...who needs to be consoliked? ;)
 topic
*** Topic for #ffrpg: Kurune for President!
*** #ffrpg Kurune 823937617
 OOps..hehe
 Yup, lluN is giggling too! (:
*** Malachite has changed the topic on channel #ffrpg to The drunk Berkeley girl is back.
*** Delirium has changed the topic on channel #ffrpg to  HWell...who needs to be consoliked? ;)
*** Delirium has changed the topic on channel #ffrpg to  HWell...who needs to be consoliked? ;)
*** lluN has changed the topic on channel #ffrpg to Certainly now me. :P
 LOL!
 I rest my case. ;)
 Yup, certainly you now. ;)
*** lluN has changed the topic on channel #ffrpg to Certainly Not me. :P
* IJ hifives Deli!
 =^.^=
 *Enygma offers lluN a pretty bottle with the words "Rubbing Alcohol" on it.
 =^.^=
 Oy, if I don't leave soon, I'm going to wake my roommate with my laughing...
  That's not real alcohol
 that ontaing mentahnol. E. :P
 contains methanol, even. :P
*** Alcan has changed the topic on channel #ffrpg to  that ontaing mentahnol. E. :P
 No, rubbing alcohol is isopropanol.
 *Delirium encourages lluN to drink the bottles contents anyway
 ;)
 Ah, shaddup;. :P
*** lluN has changed the topic on channel #ffrpg to m,m 
*** lluN has changed the topic on channel #ffrpg to ... 
 LOL...
 :P
 LOL!
 Or should I say, LOLm,m ?
 Sya whaterver yo like, I really don't care. :P
* Alcan grins.
*** Alcan has changed the topic on channel #ffrpg to m,m (lluN)
 Thjat's the last time I irc drunk with you peole. ;P
 Actually, K usually make a fair number of typos, I just correct them.
*** Malachite has changed the topic on channel #ffrpg to Tina's kinda cute when she's drunk! :)
 It doesn't seem worth it right now, though. :p
* Badrang has to go. BYE ALL!
*** lluN has changed the topic on channel #ffrpg to mhy name isn't Tia. :P
*** Enygma has changed the topic on channel #ffrpg to  Thjat's the last time I irc drunk with you peole. ;P
*** Alcan has changed the topic on channel #ffrpg to lluN's name isn't Tia, it's Tina!
*** Malachite has changed the topic on channel #ffrpg to mhy name isn't Tia, its Tina. :P
* Kurune watches Malachite hit on Null :)
*** lluN has changed the topic on channel #ffrpg to My name isn't Tina. :P
*** Enygma has changed the topic on channel #ffrpg to  Thjat's the last time I irc drunk with you peole. ;P
*** Enygma has changed the topic on channel #ffrpg to  Thjat's the last time I irc drunk with you peole. ;P
 Ahgo jmp in a lka.e ;P
*** Signoff: Badrang (Hmm. Well, this is my leaving message. Hope you like it. BYE! =)
 Whatever you say...Tina ;)
 hehehehe...this is realy bad.
 Of course, lluN.  Whatever. (:
 Ick, I should proably never come back or irc again. :P
 to irc, even
 Is anybody logging this?
 And that's not a Sailor Skirt either ;)
 lluN: You know, of course, that this log is going to be posted to the newsgroup... ;)
* IJ IS!
 LOL!
* lluN does't wear sailor skirts. :P
 Mal: Of course.  What else do I do here? (:
 I log EVERYTHING I see!
 Whatever you Say Tina ;)
 'd kick ban you, iJ, if I could get ir right. ;)
 Null's gonna be feeling this tomorrow, and not just the hangover. :)
 Gee, thanks...yo're all true friends. :P
 lluN: That's what we're here for. ;)
 Don't you forget it!  :-)
 If you can't make fun of a guy who's drunk, who can you make fun of ;)?
 Heh...this is dfenitely the last time I come ont irc drunk. :P
 Hmm..am I getting worse than Ebola now?
 Getting worse, lluN?  You passed him a long time ago!
 Rest assured, FAR worse!
 SUUURUEE! ;)
 Heh, kewlio. ;)
 Maybe I should try twriting right now. ;O
 LOL...
 A word of advice, lluN, and only A word: DON'T.
 i'md probably ene up with something like Rishia...
* Enygma wonders if this means Ebola is always drunk while on IRC ;)
 Yeah, lluN, go write Keyla 20 now. (:
 E: lol
 Well, I could try and finish #19...
 BEER!
 ;)
 I think I jus tmight spoil the atmosphere, though. ;()
 You'd not get blamed for it, you know.
* Malachite wants some of the sake lluN has been drinking :)
 Everyone would assume it was written by an imposter. ;)
 So...what were yop poele talking about before I got here?
 Heh...my writing is bad enough already...I don't ned help to make it worse/ :P
 Hmmm... (ScrollScrollScrollScrollSomeMore)
 Giggling girls in sailor skirts..
* Kurune feels too many people come to IRC sober... a pity.
 kick * malachite Your mamma? :P
 Kur: heheh
* Delirium snickers. Someone send me a log of this... Alcan or IJ... =^.^=
 Deli: Sure. (:
 Argh...no fair. :P
 RL beckoneth again... 
* Malachite wants the log tooi!
 thanks, Alcan
 No problem here!
 'Night, Deli.
 Night Del
* lluN should probably just go to sleep...
 Nite, Delk
 'night, Deli!
 Del, even
 hehe
 g'night, all.. possibly bbl
 g'night, you Berkeley sot ;)
* lluN doesn't drink. :P
 sot?
 LOL!
 YEAH RIGHT!
*** Signoff: Delirium ( Heh...this is dfenitely the last time I come ont irc drunk. :P)
 Yeah, and Ruby isn't a cat!
 What, isn't it posible that this is just a random stirng of typos? ;)
 :)
 lluN: Yeah.  Are you a million monkeys?
 (:
 A vey LONG random string.
 Ebola does this all the time, and you never accuse him of being drunk. :P
 LOL... a million monkeys :)
* lluN is a starving college student. ;P
 TBecause it isn't your style, Null :)
 Maybe I hsoudl just typo more often then. :P
 May be Eb's, E's, and mine, but not yours.
* IJ temporarily turns logging off...
* Malachite clubs IJ. "Why?"
 Better yet...
* Alcan has logging on still, no need to worry. (:
 Heh, gettign too bad for you, iJ? ;
*** Signoff: IJ (Leaving)
 Hey, Alcan...you aren't going to distribute that og, right?
* Malachite cna't keep himself from ROTFLMAO!
 log, even
 Nah.
 I am. :)
 I figiured as uch. :P
 figured as much, even
 Alcan?  NAAAH...OF COURSE not ;)
 But I will ;)
 who *
 lluN: Heck no.  I'll leave it to everyone else. (:
 Gee, thanks. :P
 Wel, while i'm at it...any quesitons you want to ask me? :P
 Maybe I should work on my chemical proecesss design right now...ehehe
 Yeah, how much did ya drink? :)
 ANd where? :)
 Sure.  What's the square root of one thousand four hundred forty-four?
 (:
 :P'''''
 Probably llike half a bottle of wine
*** Malachite has changed the topic on channel #ffrpg to  Probably llike half a bottle of wine
 Dunno...4 glasses, enayways
 anyways, even
* lluN tends to get drunk rpetty easily...low body weight.
*** Malachite has changed the topic on channel #ffrpg to  Probably llike half a bottle of wine  Dunno...4 glasses, enayways
* Enygma is very skinny..but never gets drunk :P
* Malachite isn't a drinker.
 One guy I know has had like 15 beera t a party, and didn't get drunk
* Enygma nods to Mala, "Why do you think I never get drunk? ;)"
 Well, if you do get drun m,ajke sure you drink water before you crash
* Alcan hasn't ever drunk, except for small cups of wine at religious celebration thingamajigs.
 Alcohol is a...damn, fofrget tht eerms... 
 LOL!
* Malachite has drunk a beer every now and then, rarely.
 Anyway, it dehydrates you
 aphrodesiac?
* Enygma has never had a drink of alcohol, ever
 No. ;P
 Is that why you fight with Del so much? 
 eh? Heck, no. ;P
 She's just fun to tease. ;)
 So are you. :)
* Kurune drinks only when it's free...
 :P'''
 Especially now. :)
 Yeah, whatever/ ;P
* lluN rally doesn't hav time for a relationship right now...
* Malachite thinks Andy should lockk the topic nad torture Nul for the rest of eternity 
* Alcan grins.
 :P''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
* Lazarus watches amusedly.
 lluN's drooling...
* Lazarus thinks Null needs some Jagermeister.
 Gee...I feel so...consipicious. :P
 conspicous, even
* Alcan bets lluN feels conspicuous too. ;)
 Oops...hehe
 Ok...so maybe I do gigle very once in a while. :P
*** Malachite has changed the topic on channel #ffrpg to  Probably llike half a bottle of wine  Dunno...4 glasses, enayways  Ok...so maybe I do gigle very once in a while. :P
* lluN is finding the whoe lsituation rhater hilarious...
 YOU find it hilarious?!
 The floating `l'. (:
*** lluN has changed the topic on channel #ffrpg to ... 
* Malachite can barely contain himself!
*** Alcan has changed the topic on channel #ffrpg to m,m (lluN)
*** lluN has changed the topic on channel #ffrpg to ": 
*** lluN has changed the topic on channel #ffrpg to :P 
 hahaha!
 Argh
 I wonder if I was this ad the first time...probably not. ;)
 Thanks, Null-chan, you really put me in a better mood. :)
* Alcan doesn't see how you could be much worse.
 That's sempai to you. :P
 And if it is possible, I don't want to know... ;)
* lluN isn't a girl, dammit! :P
 LOL, Mal!
 Well, I could black out...that's possible.
Sec: #ffrpg     @Enygma @lluN @Kurune @Alcan @Lazarus @Malachite 
 I've never been quite that bad, though
*** IJ (ianj@chocobo.org) has joined channel #ffrpg
 lluN: First time for everything, hm?
 Back...
 fortn...
 Oops...hehe
* Alcan encourages lluN to stop while he's behind...
 Now why whould I want to do a thing like that/ ;)
 Oh yeah...alcohol is a direuetic
 diuretic even
 re IJ
 Like acaffiene
* Alcan oh yeahs.  They told us about those once.
 That's why oyou want to drink water before you sleep
* IJ just mailed Deli a segment of the log.
 Thanks, IJ. :P
 IJ: Why bother?  I can take the whole thing when it's done. (:
* Malachite would encourage Null to go to bed, but this is WAY too much fun ;)
 Hey, no problem, lluN!
 True.
*** Malachite has been kicked off channel #ffrpg by lluN (Yeah, whatever. :P)
*** Malachite (jpool@frankfurt.engin.umich.edu) has joined channel #ffrpg
*** Mode change "+o Malachite" on channel #ffrpg by ChanServ
 kaf
* Alcan would encourage lluN to go to bed for that very reason... if I wake my roommate up, he's going to kill me... :]
 But it at least gives her something to start from!
 hahah heheh
 MUAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Sec: #ffrpg     @Malachite IJ @Enygma @lluN @Kurune @Alcan @Lazarus 
* IJ drops that ping bomb!
*** CTCP PING from IJ
 Man, I'm never going to hear the end of this. :P
 Rest assured, lluN, you won't!  :-)
 I'm not the only one that drinks around here, yo know. :P
 Oh, yes, I am quite aware of that.
 You're the only one who shows up after drinking, though. (:
 But you're the only one dumb enough to IRC after you drink. :)
 Yeah....wh the hell do I do that? :p
*** Malachite has changed the topic on channel #ffrpg to DOn't drink and IRC.
*** Malachite has changed the topic on channel #ffrpg to Don't drink and IRC.
 It's one of those great mysteries of the universe...
 Heh...maybe i should try joining one oft he #ex chanels . ;)
 sex channels?
 how about #aa?
 heheh
 E: :P
 My name is Todd, and I'm an alcoholic. ;)
* Alcan chuckles.
 You mean Tina ;)
 Err, yeah. 
* lluN gets drunk once every couple of weeks...is that an aolcoholic? :P
 My name isn't tTina. :P
*** Malachite has changed the topic on channel #ffrpg to Tina Miyasake - drunken giggling drag queen of FFrpg!
 No, it isn't.  It's Tina. ;)
 I need to go to bed everypme :)
 It's not Tina, either. :P
 'Night, E.
 Nite, E
 Night, E
* Alcan ought to go to bed too... but this is way too much fun. (:
*** lluN has changed the topic on channel #ffrpg to :P 
 Night E :)
*** Signoff: Enygma (I won't say it...its TOO TOO Easy ;))
 Agreed, Andy
 All you vultires, picking on me. :P
 That's what we're here for. (:
 vultures, even
* Malachite scrolled back, adn couold tell from null asking how everyone was, that he was drunk ;)
* Malachite can't think of lluN ever askin 'How is everyone?" :)
* Malachite punces on Null. :)

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