[0:50] * Ayrsayle saves another game of FF4j and returns
[0:50]  rere
[0:50]  re
[0:50]  That shadow attack of Cecil's is cool
[0:50]  Just wish it didn't cost health
[0:50] * Xeria nods
 Heh, I hated one thing about the FF4j translation out now
[0:51]  whassat?
[0:51] * Prometheus notes that in the American version of the game, the mirror mirror Cecil still had the shadow attack.
 Why the %#*^ did they call Cure "Keal"?
[0:51]  Yeah, he did
[0:52]  I donno
[0:52]  didn't pay much attention
* Kesac got so annoyed at that he changed it himself.
[0:52]  I suppose that's why you hear a voice saying to just defend yourself, the mirror image would burn himself out with those attacks
[0:52] * Prometheus thought the guy in the desert town having the hots for Gilbert/Edward was really funny.
[0:52] * Ayrsayle hasn't even gotten to a heal spell yet, he's about to enter the town of Kaipo :^)
[0:53]  cause that's how the word sounds to japanese
[0:53]  the eh and uh sounds are generally the same as are the l and r sounds
[0:53]  That's something they definately edited out in the American version.
[0:53]  heh
[0:53]  Cv, this is a translation, though- you'd think the fan translators would have used the correct word
[0:54]  PORNOMAG
[0:54]  that's so cool
[0:54]  Heh.
[0:55]  wth does it do anyway?
[0:55]  * Xeria is getting excited!
[0:55]  heh
[0:55]  Did they take out "You spoony bard!"
[0:55]  Turns the screen red and basically says that little message that I just typed (except replace Xeria with You're)
[0:56]  Heh
 Yes, they did.
[0:56]  lol
[0:56]  rofl
[0:56]  that's so not cool
[0:56]  That'd be great
[0:56]  You Spoony Bard was the best
[0:56]  "You're getting excited!" *looks down* "Um... really?"
[0:57]  lol
[0:57]  :^}
[0:57]  imagine using it on Rosa or Rydia rofl
[0:57]  or POROM
[0:57]  roflmao
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[0:57]  Heh-heh
[0:57]  * Porom is getting excited!
[0:57]  Rosa could probably use a little excitement, god knows Cecil's a boring bastard.
[0:58]  yah
[0:58]  I can see Edge giving Rydia all the excitement she'd ever need, and then some.
[0:58]  Damn straight.
[0:58]   I'm so depressed.  Dood, cecil, let's GO already.
[0:59]  Heh
[0:59]  lol
[0:59]   My life sucks.  Dammit, let's do it or I'm finding someone new.
[0:59]  lol
[0:59]  lol
[0:59]  lol..
[0:59]   Why did the king fire me?  To hell with you. *gets out PornoMag*
[1:00]   Oh Cid....  Woohoo!
[1:00]   Hi this is the Hentai Tentacle Monster.  We've been dating for months.  But he's edited out in the US version.
[1:00]  lol
[1:00]  lol
[1:00]  HENTAI TENTACLE MONSTER
[1:00]  lol
[1:00]   Where's Overfiend when you need him..
[1:00]  Ah, Xeria's secret word for the year, I see
[1:00]  lol..
 Heh, Cid has a good comment at the end of FF4j
[1:01]   I'm so desperate..where's that Giant of Bab-Il..
[1:01]  lol
[1:01] * Ayrsayle ponders replacing the Giant of Bab-il with the Overfiend
[1:01]  that'd rock..
[1:01]  "The Overfiend is threatening to destroy the world!"  Give it to me, baby!
[1:01]  *Rosa admires the drill on the end of the airship  So long... so hard...
[1:01]  rofl
[1:01]  Heh.
[1:01]  lol
[1:02]  It's sessions like these that interesting character ideas are developed :^)
[1:02]  yup
[1:02]  lol
[1:02]  A shame the writer would never get around to using them.
[1:02]  lol
[1:03] * Ayrsayle thinks BC should take over Edward and let him explore the feminine side of his nature in more detail :^)
[1:03]  lol
[1:03]  yeah, I should ;-)
[1:03]  rofl
[1:03]  with Ade!
[1:03]  ;)
[1:03]  Go visit Mobliz and learn from the hetero-challenged there
[1:03]  whoa
[1:03]  lol
[1:03]  LESBIAN MOBLIZ!
[1:03]  rofl
[1:03] *** Xeria changes topic to ' 20 chicks shagging in front of me, I'll be damned if I'm going to let some girl think I'm satisfied with her foot in my mouth.  but you arn't spineless enough to be a tarhet for gangs of marauding lesbians.'
[1:03]  wrong one
[1:03] *** Xeria changes topic to ' OMIGOD, WE'VE GOT GANGS OF MARAUDING LESBIANS!  Are we talking about making Natasha clones again?'
[1:04]  Heh
[1:04]  THAT'S it
[1:04]  lol
[1:04]  lol..
[1:04]  Edward and Ade...makes me shudder ;)
[1:05]   I'm so desperate...I'd do Edward!
[1:05] * Ayrsayle likes his addon to that one...  "WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE, ASSHOLE, GET THE VIDEO CAMERA!"
[1:05]   Oh Anna..  My name is Rosa, you twit!
[1:05]  lol
[1:05]  lol
[1:05] * Xeria adds that on
[1:05] *** Xeria changes topic to ' OMIGOD, WE'VE GOT GANGS OF MARAUDING LESBIANS!  Are we talking about making Natasha clones again?  "WELL, DON'T JUST STAND THERE, ASSHOLE, GET THE VIDEO CAMERA!"'
[1:05]  there
[1:05]  Hrm.
[1:06]  Yay :^)
[1:06]  Hrm.
[1:06]  What Rosa could do with her magic?
[1:06]  BERSERK!
[1:06]  Haste... Berserk... such possibilities
[1:06] * Xeria nods
[1:06]  Fast and Hard...just 2 spells away..
[1:06]  lol
 lol...
[1:06]  of course
[1:07]  if you wanted to take it nice and slow
[1:07]  oSlow is for you!
[1:07]   Ohhhh.... I'm so sore.... *Rosa casts Cure3  But I'm better now! Get back in here, Edward!  Noooooooooo......
[1:07]  lol
[1:07]  lol..
[1:07]  lol
[1:07] *** Ayrsayle changes topic to ' Fast and Hard...just 2 spells away..'
[1:07]  that certainly would ease the pain of childbirth
[1:07]  lol
[1:07]  lol...
[1:07] *** Ayrsayle changes topic to ' Fast and Hard...just 2 spells away..  if you wanted to take it nice and slow'
[1:08] *** Ayrsayle changes topic to ' Fast and Hard...just 2 spells away..  if you wanted to take it nice and slow  oSlow is for you!'
[1:08]  * Palom casts oMultiple Orgasm and prepares to go the distance.
[1:08]  There we go
[1:08]  lol
[1:08]  lol
 lol
[1:08]  lol
[1:08]  rofl
[1:08]  oCharm would ease life some..
[1:08]  I like that.. "prepares to go the distance"
[1:08]   C'mere, Edward..  No! *Rosa casts oCharm  Hey..you look hot..
[1:09]  And oRemedy for those troublesome STDs....
[1:09]  yup
[1:09]  oWarp for those getaways from angry spouses
[1:09]  lol
[1:09]  And oUltima for th- oh, wait, that's Celani's version. Nevermind. ;)
[1:09]  rofl
 (oExit works also)
[1:09]  lol..
[1:09]  lol
[1:10]   OH LOCKE...ULTIMA!!!!! *Locke dies.  Dammit!
[1:10]  This brings a whole new twist to Palom and Porom's Twin magics.
[1:10]  yah..
[1:10]  imagine oQuake..
[1:10]  oX-Zone to get rid of those pesky angry spouses without having to leave off what you're doing
[1:10]  yup
[1:10]   Did the earth move for you? 
[1:10]  "I made the earth move, baby!"
[1:10]  lol
[1:11]  Imagine die in heat from a heart attack..
[1:11]  oLife3 would prevent THAT
[1:11]  Heh
[1:11]  dying even
[1:11]  So you can do it again
[1:11]  And again
[1:11]  yup
[1:11]  like the energizer bunny
[1:11]  lol
[1:12] *** Gunblade (johnliu7@p30135.aicompro.com) has joined #ffrpg
[1:12]  hi
[1:12]  Rosa keeps going..and going..and going..
[1:12] -Ayrsayle- -CHANOPS- #ffrpg:Who?
[1:12]  huh?
[1:12]  Just visiting...
[1:12]  Thanks to the triple wonders of Haste, Berserk, and Cure2
[1:12] -Buck- [BX-Wall/#ffrpg] No idea.
[1:12]  'lo, Gun
[1:12]  yup
 What about oSafe?
[1:13]  And for those tender, romantic moments... oSlow
[1:13]  Yes!
[1:13]  Birth control spell!
[1:13]  oSafe would eliminate the need for a condom..
[1:13]  lol
[1:13]  ??
[1:13]  nevermind us, gunblade
[1:13]  we're odd at the best of times
[1:13] -Ayrsayle- -CHANOPS- #ffrpg:He's gonna think we're warped. Which is true...
[1:13]  ok
[1:13]  ..and this is NOT the best of times.
[1:13]  lol
[1:13]  bah you're laughing too Ras
[1:13]  How spoony...
[1:14]  And oWarp to get away if an angry spouse barges in
[1:14]  Ahh the practical uses of spells..
[1:14]  which are we leaving out?
[1:14]  "Oh no! It's my wife!" *Rosa casts oWarp
[1:14]  Hrm.
 oSleep?
[1:14]  well
[1:14]  heh
[1:14]  oWake
[1:14]  For when you've finally had enough
 Stop/Hold?
[1:14]  if there was one
[1:14]  oMute
[1:14]  in case your partner fell asleep on you
[1:14]  oo yeah oMute would work
[1:14]  OFrog
[1:15]  to silence moaning and groaning when your spouse might be within hearing distance
* Kesac has FF4j open ;)
[1:15]  "Oh, yes! Oh, ..............! ...., .......!"
[1:15]  oImp
[1:15]  lol ras
 oFlare?
[1:15]   Blah blah blah blah. *Rosa casts oMute  Now shut the fuck up and give it to me.
[1:15]  oWhite?
[1:15]  lol ayr
 oPeep?
[1:15]  oPeep for the voyeurs
[1:15]  lol
[1:15]  Kesac: YES
[1:15]  oMmmmmmmmmmmmmmeteo!
[1:16]  whoa, cool.  4 K written tonight
[1:16]  So the women can check out what the guys are packing, and vice versa
[1:16]  ?
[1:16]  *Rosa casts oPeep  What the hell are you doing?  Mentally undressing you, of course.
[1:16]  lol
[1:16]  oSight might be vaguely useful..
[1:16]  ???
 oWall?
[1:16]  oSight for long-range peeping.
[1:16]   Rolled up sock... I don't think so...  Toilet Paper... I don't think so...
[1:16]  lol
[1:17]  lol
[1:17]  oPsych
[1:17]  oMini
[1:17]  or multiple peepin
[1:17]  oMini!?
[1:17]  You want it BIG, not small!
[1:17]  As a threat :^)
[1:17]  lol
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[1:17]   Give me some right now or I'll oMini you!
[1:17]  lol
[1:17]  This's weird...
 oMini "it" actually ;)
[1:18]  hey Palmer
[1:18]  lol
[1:18]  true
[1:18]  allo
[1:18]  "You bastard! That's the last time you'll ever cheat on me!" 
[1:18]  *zap*
[1:18]  heh
[1:18]  kik
[1:18]  You're not talking about what I think you're talking about, are you?
[1:18]  Oh, yes we are.
[1:18]  oo After Hours is on mtv
[1:18]  music video time
[1:18]  oX-Zone
[1:18]  oDoom
[1:18]  if you're REALLY pissed off
[1:19]  *Cecil brushes off the effects of oDoom... he's already married!
[1:19]  oMatra Magic
[1:19]  :^D
[1:19]  lol
[1:19]  heh
[1:19]  lol..
[1:19]  oStop
[1:19]  heh
[1:19]  oStop, to capture the climatic moment..
[1:19]  oPale Horse
[1:19]  heh
[1:19] * Ayrsayle wonders if Imp would be good or bad...
[1:19]  If we can go FF6j.. oVanish, for an unattractive partner.. ;)
[1:20]  Ayr: depends ;)
[1:20]  oOverdrive
[1:20]  "I'm about to--" oStop!
[1:20]  lol
[1:20]  lol, Ras
[1:20]  oMegaWindBlast
[1:20]  oDSC
[1:20]  Hrm. Slow could have it's uses as therapy...
[1:20]  true
[1:21]  oChoco/Mog
[1:21]   I'm gonna... *Rosa casts oSlow  Like hell, I'm not finished.
[1:21]  lol
[1:21]  Time for this nut to bolt anyway
[1:21]  G'night
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[1:21]  oLuminair
[1:21]  sleep time
[1:21]  Outta here
[1:21]  lol
[1:21]  .dfsuiw
[1:21]  .quit
[1:21]  'quit
[1:21]  bai buck
[1:21]  fuck
[1:21]  rofl
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