Top Ten Reasons NOT to date Aladdin OR Mozenrath
by Jill Webber

10-  When  Aladdin is first seen, he's stealing food
      (Translation, you get potluck.)

      When Mozenrath is first seen, *he's* stealing food
        (More potluck, *sigh*)
 
 9 -   Aladdin does not have a steady income
       Neither does Mozenrath

 8-    Aladdin lives in a depressing hovel
       Mozenrath lives in a depressing citadel

 7-    Aladdin has a smelly pet monkey
       Mozenrath has a smelly pet eel

 6-    Aladdin has a quick temper
       Mozenrath has a quick temper

 5-    Al can't take you to restaurants.
       ("No shirt, no shoes, no service")

       Moze can't take you to parties.
       (He never gets invited)

 4-    Iago
       Mamluks

 3-     Aladdin's always running around trying to
        save the world.

        Mozenrath's always running around trying to
        conquer the world.

 2-   Aladdin's home gets invaded a lot.
      (Can you say "Mozenrath?")
 
      Mozenrath's home gets invaded a lot.
      (Can you say "Aladdin?")
 

 And the #1 Reason to NOT date Aladdin OR Mozenrath...

 1- Your main rival for Aladdin's affection
    (Jasmine) owns a flesh eating tiger

    Your main rival for Mozenrath's affection
    (Mozenrath) owns a flesh eating glove.