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THE RED KNIGHT, EDITOR
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WEBZINE OF THE WEIRD
Issue #0, August 2000

EDITORIALS
FORUM
HUMOR
FUNZONE
POETRY
ARCHIVES
RESEARCH

Note:

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--The Management

THE FUNZONE CARNIVAL!

Daily Horoscope
What's your sign?


RIDDLE

TRIVIA

Fill my bucket, spill my bucket
over a plane of snow.
Black the track as I look back;
my footsteps talk but make no sound.

Andrew Lloyd Weber's popular Broadway show Cats was based on fourteen poems from a book called "Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats."  Who was the author?

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