"God Bless the USA"
The object to this game is to save liberals (then convert them to Conservatives). You are the blue scoop at the bottom of the gameboard. You must slide your scoop back and forth to gather all the falling souls. Those are liberal souls you are catching, so you gotta move fast. Just like in real life, there will be radicals that want to STOP you from helping people see the truth. These radicals will be represented by orange fireballs that try to consume your scoop. Use your "up" arrow key to jump over these radicals. Use the other arrow keys to move back and forth so you can gather as many liberal souls as you can. If the radicals hit you 3 times with their fireball, you lose! Winning score is 250 liberals saved, or more. Watch your score on the top far left. Click anywhere inside the gameboard to start. Now go save the world!
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