Technology has come a long way baby! Techno weenies have found a way to measure the stress levels in a persons voice whenever they speak. This technology can be used with any tape recording, or a live event speech of the person that is being tested. FCAV asked one of these techno weenie company's to test both the President and his opponent in the upcoming elections, Senator Kerry. The results are astounding! We won't bother you with all the technical/scientific stuff, only the results. This test has NO margin of error, so what you see, is what you get. NOTE: The speed of test results shows how well a person is able to deal with stress. Simply run your cursor over each test banner.
This is just a joke, don't bother calling the FBI.