Main.

How to write your own episode of Quincy.


Murder She Wrote.

He-Man. Moral endings.

Badger porn.

Gummi Bears. The controversial unseen episode.


Take That. Where are they now?

Cornwall. Why?

The Westlife Appeal.

Famous Badgers from history.

Links.


E-Mail me if you feel the need.
CREDITS.
So, that's it. That is my website, my own little corner of hyperspace. All this crap came spilling out of my brain and onto the interweb. I hope you enjoyed it. It's not to everybody's taste, I know. Some of you may have found it incredibly amusing. Some may have thought it was okay. I suspect plenty will feel it was peurile, juvenile and not in the least bit amusing. If you are in the latter category, you are entitled to your opinion, but you must live in the knowledge that you are WRONG. And you smell!

I set out on this venture with the honest intention of updating and adding new rubbish every now and again. But those who know me best will tell you that I have real being bothered issues. So this site may remain exactly the same for the next million years.

Anyway, here are my nods to the people who matter:

PAZ, CERI & JAY. For being my family.

STUEY. For being a damned fine flatmate, and sharing my sense of humour. My partner in talking bollocks. One day we will get the webcam and the world will watch in awe as two blokes on a sofa make up utter nonsense on the spot. Even if we are the only ones who find it funny!

CHARLES K. For being the chap.

WICKENS. For introducing me to the 12th Man. With love from the Greens to the Browns.

BAINS. For being my flatmate during the hell on Earth that was 'Nham back in '97. The originator of the badger phenomenon. Sorry about the Cornish page!

HOLTIO. For being a cer-razy character and the funniest fucker I have ever met. And yes, I did steal a couple of the He-Man moral endings from you! Also, sorry about the Cornish bit!

D-MAN DA. For being the only person I know who can rant about crap better than me!

VEALY. For all those deep and meaningful conversations on total and utter crap, and making the tedium of work bearable. Until you fucked off!

BEX. For being the original Tigger. Moo!

GECKO. For being the subject of my abuse on far too many occasions. Sorry!

TOOTALL. For being err...too...tall!

ROBERTS. For making work a fucking good laugh for 3 years. It's good to know our country's future is in good hands!

BURBERRY. For being mental!

BADGERS. For being so damned great!

The people who currently make work bearable ( and sometimes unbearable!! )  but I love you all!!: Cath, Stace, Campbell, Foggy, Scotty, Booker T, Glynny, Snell, and everyone else, but I can't be arsed to put you all in here. Get over it.

I'd also like to "big up" and give a "shout out" and indeed "give props"to all the quality people I have ever known since way back in the day. From School, College, Uni, and Work. And just about anybody who has been forced to put up with my own particular brand of rambling gibberish over the years, whether you wanted to hear it or not!

Eddie Izzard, Lee Evans & Billy Connolly. The three funniest men in the world.

Anyone who feels let down or betrayed even, because I haven't mentioned you by name, I am sorry, but I could be here forever. And remember, it's probably because I don't like you!

Most of all, I'd like to thank GOD.