He's here, too? And with the LUNCHDUDE of all people? Don't you just HATE that shit?
I said WAIT FOR ME, GODDAMMIT!!!
comedy,funny pics,satire,cartoons,,I'M HERE LUNCHDUDE...WAITING...PLANNING...YOUR DEMISE!
You're visiting friends in the deep south. You were out all night drinkin'! You really tied one on, and now you got the hershey squirts! You rush hurriedly to the toilet, only to discover Billy Bob has taken Uncle Bob outside for a game of "Redneck Horseshoes", where toilet seats are used in place of the horseshoes. And how do you discover this? By sitting down on a toiletseatless toilet and plunking your ass right into the toilet water! Don't you just hate that shit?
You see this BEAUTIFUL brunette. You just have to have sex with her. You figure that she has to go to the girl's room sometime or other, so you make yourself up to look like a toilet, so she can sit her naked ass down on your naked lap and your wish can come true.
Now, you were also thinking about her having to go "Number 1", and figured for this baby, a little piss on your nuts is worth the "ecstacy of the entry"! You never gave thought to that nasty ol' number..."2"! It doesn't cross your mind until...PLOP...your shorthairs are now shithairs, and you wish you had done anything but this shit! Don't you just hate that shit?
Your kid has grown up into a criminal. You can't figure out why. You always tried to teach him right, always tried to instill integrity into him, always taught him to walk the straight and narrow, but still, he is in jail. You sit down to comtemplate what may have went wrong, when you happen upon the Children's Television Workshop and see THIS! Don't you just hate that shit?
Your standing there posing half naked for your significant other. You have your leg cocked sexily up and look very inticing. Everything is perfect, but as he snaps the picture, that mischievious ghost that's been around the house grabs you by the nipples and pulls up REALLY HARD! You are caught totally offguard, which makes you look real stupid after the picture develops. And after all this happens, your asshole boyfriend sees to it that it hits the net anyway...don't you just hate that shit?