It began at the beginning.

Shley Bee Foo was always there, that much is known. As long as evil has existed, when the first blood hit the ground, when the first sin came to mind… and so on. Shley Foo existed in the most secretive of thoughts. She fed on them, growing with hunger and burritos. Gorging herself with cruelty and punishment, it is not surprising that she found sustenance in the people of the universe. Finally satisfied, she shacked up in a quaint castle in the Badlands, where naught grew but the cracks in the dried ground. Unfortunately, another resident existed before her.

Laino Draino Dork had tried to cultivate the soil, but could not. Unable to leave, unwilling to stay, she bled her life out on the land, cursing the soil and infertility of such a smoldering place. She had been cast out from her homelands and when someone finally arrived to claim the land she had wept over for so many years, she rejoiced. Unfortunately, she would receive no benefits from the purchase and had nowhere to go. In a gesture of goodwill, Shley Foo took her in, promising good fortune. When Laino signed a contract with her, she grinned, handed her a mop, and told her to get to work. So began the revenge of Laino and the legacy of the Foo-Sama. With her scores of pleasure slaves, the Mas, she set out to conquer, enslave, and destroy the world outside her own barren one. It should have been an easy task.

There was, however, one obstacle.

Kew Noo Chibi was the small but unimaginably effective side of good in people, the side that rationalized and hoped. Her estate was in a lush and fertile valley, right across from Shley’s barren home. The changes were significant, there were roaming animals and immense trees and altogether breathtaking greenery. But there was a clear line of foliage where Kew’s kingdom ended and Shley’s kingdom began.

Kew had set a watchful eye on Shley ever since she moved into the wasteland. She found her rude, offensive, and immensely amusing. And so with binoculars in hand, she would chuckle and talk to her Vice Chibi-Sama about how dumb her neighbor was being.

Kee Bug Chibi was a faithful hand to the chibis ever since Kew had come to land on the land. When Shley had claimed spacing, however, it seemed as if she was always wondering about the dark side. Daring not to questions the Chibi-Sama, she watched as Laino was tortured and Shley disappeared into her Ma Closet day after day. Finally, she made a secret trip to Shley and was accepted as Vice Foo-Sama, with Laino being demoted to the lowest position, Poopsmith. However, Kew got another to replace her, the efficient Jen-Jen Loo Chibi.

With each party settling down to their new life and each sama having only one or two other servants, life was good. Until the day Shley felt frisky.

It began with a party. With the mutual understanding that neither side would try to kill the other, the salutations were made with great gusto. Then Shley started to brag that the Foo Empire could be easily distributed and gambled ‘wit teh Laino.’ Well, one game turned into four, and with the Empire at stake, Shley played her hardest.

To no avail.

The Foo Empire was Laino’s. She gave Shley an ultimatum: Leave the foos, or stay and work as Poopsmith. Shley left with little dignity. Kee wished to go with her, but her contract and Shley’s tidings forbid her to do so. Now Shley wanders alone, but it is said that she was taken in by her former boss, Phillet Dill Joel. What has become of the little ex-foo? We shall see.