Once upon a time, there were two lovers named Laino and El Burro. What they had was special with a capital DORK.
But their happiness was soon to become jeopardized. One day, a letter arrived by Kleenex: ![]() [Dear Laino, Leave that heartless J-Lo (Jen) and come to the winning party! I... I love you like the moon and the stars and the birds who call your name! Be mine and forgive everything... Swim the warm waters and sins of the flesh! Love, Taylork. P.S. I saw you and el burro. I feel inequipt. -T] Apparently, Taylork had been horribly misinformed and assumed Laino and Jen were an item, but changed it in the last part. Taylork is like that. |