Fourteen Reasons Why Dogs Are Better Than People

• Dogs love it when your friends come over.
• The later you are, the more excited a dog is to see you.
• Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
• Anyone can get a good looking dog.
• Dogs don't care if you haven't taken a shower in days.
• Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
• Dogs think every meal you cook is just perfect.
• Dogs don't keep wearing your favourite clothes on the nights you need them.
• Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had.
• Dogs even find you amusing when you're drunk.
• Dogs say all the loving things you'd ever want to hear with just their eyes (and wagging tails and wiggly bodies)
• Dogs always tell the truth.
• Dogs don't hold grudges.
• Dogs don't care when you're having a stupid moment, they get stupid right along with you.