Strange Thoughts
Why are things typed up but written down?
Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
What colour does a smurf feel when they are down?
If you're caught between a rock and a hard place, is the rock not hard?
If an anarchist group attained political power, would they by principle have to dissolve their own government?
Why do they call it head over heels in love if our head is always over our heels?
Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?
Why is an alarm clock going off when it actually turns on?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
If Dracula has no reflection, how come he always has such a straight parting in his hair?
If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no human being would eat?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented?
How can military troops be deployed if they've never been ployed to begin with?
Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!
How come you press harder on the remote control when you know the battery's dead?
If a mute child swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?
How many people thought of the Post-It note before it was invented, but just didn't have anything to jot it down on?
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
Why do "come on" and "go on" mean the exact same thing, when come and go are opposites?
