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Can you speak French?
Try this simple quiz to find out!
Question one
Can you speak French?
a) Oui
b) No
How well did you do?
If you scored mostly A - Well done! Your French is so good, people must often come up to you and ask, "Excuse me, but are you French?"
If you scored mostly B - Hard luck! You can't speak French at all. In fact, you're rubbish at it. But keep trying!
Which is little Billy's balloon?
Do you believe in ghosts? Take this fun-filled quiz to find out!
Question One
A loud noise wakes you up in the middle of the night. Is it...
a) the wind
b) a ghost
c) a bottom burp
Question Two
Walking down a spooky lane, you suddenly feel very cold. Is it because...
a) it's winter
b) a ghost has just walked past you
c) all your clothes have fallen off
Question Three
When you look in the mirror you see the face of a monster! Is it because...
a) the mirror is in fact a TV showing "Frankenstein"
b) there is a ghost looking at you
c) you are a monster
Question Four
What would you do if you saw an apparition? Would you...
a) close your eyes and then look again
b) shout "AAAH! It's a ghost!" and run away
c) look up apparition in the dictionary
Question Five
One day, everyday things start flying around the room. Is this because...
a) you are in a bird aviary
b) there is a poltergeist in your house
c) gravity has gone
How Did You Do?
If you answered...
Mostly A - You don't believe in ghosts! You are very, very sensible and dull. You are so dull and boring you could probably win Mastermind, except you're so boring the host would fall asleep before you answered the first question! Well done!
Mostly B - Yes! You believe in ghosts and you're a scaredy old baby pants. Well done!
Mostly C - You are a ghost. Well done!
Mostly D - You were doing a different quiz! Well done!
