Be Silent

An blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has
never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As
soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing747, she started jumping in
excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting,

"BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....."

She sort of forgets where she is, even the pilot in the cock-pit
hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the pilot comes out and
shouts "BE SILENT!"

There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at the
blonde and the angry pilot. She stared at the pilot in silence for a
moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started
shouting,

"OEING! OEING! OEING! OE...."
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